One of Sandy's more determined fans slips into his hotel room and tries to seduce him with brownies. She also includes hash, but leaves it off to the side because she doesn't know how much he takes. Sandy's response: "How much I took? What is it, hollandaise sauce?"
A fan asks to talk to Sandy about a film they're writing - "It's a comedy based on that whole Guyana mass suicide..."
Aliens arrive on Earth... in order to talk Woody Allen to go back to making funny movies like his earlier works.
