History Funny / SaintsRow

* ''Funny/SaintsRowIV''

''Funny/SaintsRow1''
''Funny/SaintsRow2''
''Funny/SaintsRowTheThird''
''Funny/SaintsRowIV''

[[AC:VideoGame/SaintsRow1]]
* From the original, as the crew are preparing to battle Tanya, the main character speaks for the first time:
-->'''Johnny Gat:''' I'm gonna skullfuck that bitch.\\
'''Protagonist:''' Hope you don't mind hepatitis.
** What makes that scene even more funny is the fact that it happens in a elevator with calm music playing in the background while Benjamin King and the player are in total silence then suddenly Johnny Gat comes up with this gem.
*** What's even more hilarious is Gat's "huh?!" look after Boss says his bit. Up to that point he must've assumed he ''couldn't speak''.
** After a few drinks in the second game, the female Latin boss will call back to this incident like it was the funniest thing ever.
*** Speaking of which, when she brings up her balls. Yeah, '''''her''''' [[CrazyAwesome balls]].
* Every time the Playa opens his mouth, it's ALWAYS during the funniest parts of the game, which are always the final missions too: for instance, after the final Los Carnales mission [[spoiler: where Dex and Playa blow up the plane Angelo Lopez is trying to flee Stilwater in]], Luz Avalos drives up, [[spoiler: as she was supposed to leave with Angelo]]. Dex looks in her shopping bag, and we get treated to this scene:
--> '''Dex:''' So what's in here? Guns? Money? Some uncut [[PrecisionFStrike shit?]] (Looks in the bag) [[AllWomenLoveShoes SHOES?!]]
--> '''Luz:''' Actually, they're this season's new--
--> '''Playa:''' [[SeriousBusiness BULLSHIT! That's LAST year's fall collection!]]
--> '''Luz:''' (nervously laughs) That's not true-
--> '''Playa:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution (cocks gun)]]
** But that's not all! Dex tells the Playa to put the gun down so they don't piss off Manuel Orejuela... but then [[TooDumbToLive Luz has to open her fat mouth again...]]
--> '''Luz:''' So what am I supposed to do now?
--> '''Dex:''' I don't fucking care.
--> '''Luz:''' But where can I go?
--> '''Dex:''' See Answer A.
--> '''Luz:''' Can you at least tell me where Manuel is!?
--> '''Dex:''' ...[[DisproportionateRetribution (turns to Playa) I changed my mind. Shoot her!]]
--> '''Luz:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Ducks back in her car, and hauls ass out of the airport.)]]
*** It seems that The Playa has become quite a [[TheFashionista Fashionista]] after this incident, as in The Third, they verbally comment the Decker's "neo-cyberpunk", either loving it, understanding what they want to express with it or even identify the designer: yeah, this applies even if the Boss [[TheDandy is a]] [[AmbiguouslyGay guy]], if the player makes their in-game fashion sense BIZARRE beyond all conceivable belief...[[NakedPeopleAreFunny or has NO clothes at all!]]
* To round off the gangs, after the Playa [[spoiler: [[StuffBlowingUp blows up the truck Joseph Price]] [[CarFu tried to run him over with]]]], Julius calls him:
--> '''Julius:''' That was an hell of an explosion! You okay, Playa?
--> '''Playa:''' I got ran over by a fuckin' truck, what you think!?
--> '''Julius:''' Oh, quit bein' a bitch!
--> '''Playa:''' (double takes at the phone)
* On a Similar Note, the "True Ending" of the game, where the Protagonist interrupts the final speech with:
--> '''Protagonist:''' Yo, can we speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's.
* After the failed Carnales assault on Third Street, Troy lights his cigarette on Victor's dead, burning body while Dex looks on in surprise and disgust.
--> '''Troy:''' What?
** This is made even funnier when [[spoiler:it's revealed Troy is an undercover cop. I imagine he and some of his friends have been wanting to do that to Victor for a long time.]]
* The end of the Vice Kings mission in which, purely to give Warren Williams a "fuck you", Johnny blows up Kingdom Come Records a ''second'' time.
* The Freckle Bitch ads are a hoot, especially when she announces a free gift for the girls: a pearl necklace.
* In a bit of [[MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]], the part where Lin and the Playa are locked in a car trunk has this exchange:
--> '''Lin:''' -Hey! I think we stopped moving! Are you listening? Are you even alive? Say something!
--> [[TalkToTheFist (audible smack)]]
--> '''Lin:''' Ow! I'll take that as a yes... [[CigaretteOfAnxiety Where the fuck's my lighter...]]
* Whenever Johnny appears in the Vice Kings arc, he's either a bringer of these, or a bringer of {{awesome moments}}. [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple Him and Aisha bickering fall into the former]], but one of his best moments in the whole game is in Best Laid Plans, in which he calls out [[spoiler: Tanya Winters and Tony Green. In context, the two trapped him and Playa in an abandoned police station, and with Vice Kings and police alike closing in for the kill, [[WeNeedADistraction Johnny needs to distract the two long enough to find an opportunity for the Playa to escape.]]]]
--> '''Tanya:''' How ‘bout you drop the gun, honey?
--> '''Tony:''' (pumps shotgun) I’d listen to the lady if I was you.
--> '''Johnny:''' Well of course you would, you being her bitch!
--> '''Tony:''' Watch your fucking mouth!
--> '''Johnny:''' (casually drops his shotgun) Hey, no need to be pushy...
** Then, after Tony frisks Johnny and finds a pistol, Johnny then takes a dig at his Tanya’s… [[ReallyGetsAround “lack of commitment”]]:
--> '''Tanya:''' You packing anything else?
--> '''Johnny:''' Just some rubbers. [[TakeThat Figured I’d get a little of Williams’ sloppy seconds!]]
--> (Tony clubs Johnny over the head, dropping him to the ground)
--> '''Johnny:''' Guess I hit a nerve...
** But the real icing on the cake is Johnny’s response to Tony [[spoiler:[[EvilGloating bragging about how they led the Saints to a trap, and that the only reason the Saints had been winning up to that point was because the Vice Kings let them]]]]:
--> '''Johnny:''' Well, that explains how your bitch lost Prawn Court!
--> '''Tanya:''' Are you gonna let him talk about me like that!?
--> '''Tony:''' [[LeaveHimToMe Don’t worry baby, I got this!]]
--> '''Johnny:''' (while standing up) Yeah Tanya, shut the fuck up!
--> '''Tony:''' I thought I told you to be quiet!
--> '''Johnny:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sorry. I got shitty hearing.]]
--> ([[KneeCapping Tony shoots Johnny in the leg]])
--> '''Tony:''' Now you got a shitty leg!
--> (Johnny pulls out a knife, and stabs Tony clean through his foot)
--> '''Johnny:''' So do you!
--> (Johnny and Tony start wrestling on the floor, while Johnny tells the Playa to run for it. This leads to a dual funny-awesome moment on the Playa’s part as he runs past Tanya, knocks her flat on her face and jumps out the window)
* The following mission (Green With Envy), is another double whammy on the Playa’s part, because, [[spoiler: in order to find where Tanya and Tony are keeping the captured Johnny, the Playa has to kill and impersonate Tanya’s driver before she’s done rimming out Warren Williams. Ignoring the fact the Playa [[PaperThinDisguise doesn’t even BOTHER taking the driver’s uniform]] [[FailedASpotCheck (or that Tanya doesn’t even TRY to notice this)]], it turns out she has some time before Tony expects her back… [[VillainsOutShopping so she decides to do a little shopping first!]] While driving her to the Impressions Clothing Store, and then to Friendly Fire to pick up a “present for Tony” (a [[MoreDakka big ass Krukov rifle]], she vapidly chatters away (either to a friend over the phone, or to you – you decide what’s funnier), where she verbally smacks Tony, Warren AND King! Adding to these whacky hijinks, it turns out Troy’s crew weren’t aware of Julius’ rescue plan, and just HAD to try a hit Tanya, forcing the Playa to lose them without killing them. When you FINALLY get to Tony’s condo]], [[HeyYouHaymaker you get a nice little bit of revenge against Tanya…]]
--> '''Tanya:''' [[RightBehindMe (after realizing the Playa followed her inside)]] Don’t you [[CurseCutShort fu-]] [[TalkToTheFist (gets socked in the face)]]
*** This sets up a couple of {{brick joke}}s: the obvious one is Tanya gossiping that "I can't believe Luz is still wearing last season's heels!" The second one [[spoiler: what happens to Anthony's "present". You know the gun Tanya tries shooting you with at the end of All The King's Men? Now, knowing the fact Anthony didn't get his present, [[ChekhovsGun who's still willing to bet the Krukov she was wielding was just another weapon she randomly got?]]]]
** Finally, [[spoiler: when you kill Tony]], you get this nice little cutscene, appropriately titled “Anger Management”:
--> '''Johnny:''' ([[spoiler: still tied up to the chair that’s currently tipped over on the floor]]) Hey, not to be pushy or nothin'… but how 'bout you [[spoiler: get me out of this fuckin' chair!?]]
--> '''Playa:''' (hurriedly [[spoiler: tips the chair back up]])
--> '''Johnny:''' 'Bout fuckin' time you got here.
--> (Playa [[spoiler: unties the ropes holding Johnny down]], and has to support him due to his shot out leg)
--> '''Johnny:''' Where's Green?
--> (Johnny sees [[spoiler: Tony’s corpse, takes Playa's gun, [[NoKillLikeOverKill unloads the remaining ammo into Tony, and then throws the empty gun at the body]]]])
--> '''Johnny:''' That's much better.

[[AC:VideoGame/SaintsRow2]]
* When Pierce joins Boss on a Samedi mission to destroy their helicopters, Pierce starts to complain about why he's never invited. Boss tries to remind him about the helicopters, but Pierce just continues rambling:
--> Pierce: (as the helicopter comes into view) ...I ''always'' listen, I'm ''always'' on time and I ''always'' pay attention!
--> Boss: PIERCE, THE HELICOPTERS ARE HERE!!
--> Pierce: SSHHIIIIIIIIITT!!! <slams foot on gas pedal to start the car>

* When flying a helicopter and destroying the Sons of Samedi's Loa Dust fields, Tobias has this gem if you're not doing so well.
--> '''Tobias:''' You know, it's a little bit difficult to fly this thing when it's '''FILLED WITH FUCKING BULLETS!''
** It's his delivery that makes it awesome; most of the time during the mission he sounds like a really calm, stoned DangerDeadpan.
** Doubly funny with that mission is the fact you are effectively burning down a pot farm from the air. As Tobias starts to make circles over the fields to make sure you got everything, the screen starts to get fuzzy. It only gets more pronounced as the smoke and fire spreads. That's right, the Boss is high as a kite and and has a machine gun.
* Johnny Gat and Aisha asking you (after coming out of a coma and a possible ''gender change'' operation), "Did you do something with your hair?"
** Which culminates in the Final Mission.
---> '''Boss:''' [[RunningJoke I didn't do shit with my hair!]]
* Johnny's trial in ''Saints 2'' is awesome.
-->'''Judge''': Mr. Gat, you've been convicted of over 300 murders. Do you really expect this appeal to work?\\
'''Johnny''': I figure with the statute of limitations, it really should be closer to 250.\\
'''Judge''': There's no statute of limitations for ''murder!''\\
'''Johnny''': Why the fuck not?\\
'''Judge''': Watch yourself, Mr. Gat.\\
'''Johnny''': Or what, you'll hold me in contempt of court? You're already planning on giving me the chair, do you really think I give a shit about you not liking me? Fuck off.\\
'''Judge''': I'm curious to see if your cavalier attitude holds up when over 3,000 volts are running through your body.\\
'''Johnny''': Oh yeah? And I'm curious to see if you'll stop acting like a douchebag when I shove that gavel '''''up your ass!'''''\\
'''Legal Lee''': My client would like that stricken from the record!
** Then the Boss enters the room to bust Johnny out and holds up a cop. The cop drops his gun, which [[ShurFineGuns discharges]]. Everyone ducks for cover (except for Johnny, proving how much of a badass he is), but Legal Lee pokes his head out from behind the desk, capping the scene off with another CMOF.
--->'''Legal Lee:''' Uh, anybody hit and need a lawyer?
* In the mission [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ''Bad Trip'']], The Boss is kidnapped and drugged for an "interview" with the high-ranking Sons of Samedi members in the General's limo. The Boss escapes the limo and has to protect the Saints hideout from attacking Samedi... all while higher than a kite. The dialogue during this mission is pretty hilarious.
--> "Why is there a little person talking in the phone?"\\
"Holy shit, Boss! Are you high?"\\
"Hold on little person in phone, I'll save you."\\
"... I'm gonna die, great..."
** Some other possible lines in the level include things like the Boss claiming that Shaundi's voice was stolen by a little plastic box, and actually speaking Spanish.
--->'''Shaundi''': Holy shit, are you fuckin' high!?\\
'''Male Voice 3''': ''(placidly)'' Si, yo soy.
** A great moment during that scene was with Male Voice 1 (British) Boss' exchange with Mr. Sunshine. This is made even funnier when you know that the name is in fact a slang in British English as well, and the delivery is just perfect.
--->'''Mr. Sunshine:''' ''They call me Mr. Sunshine.''\\
'''Boss:''' ''Well listen here, sunshine. I don't care how ''fucked up'' your face is. I ain't scared of ''you'', or that '''other''' arsehole.''
* The cutscene after completing Bad Trip:
-->'''Shaundi:''' Are you sure? They'll probably send more guys to try and kill us.\\
'''Boss:''' You- you can handle them, right?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Probably not.\\
'''Boss:''' (relaxed) That- that's nice. (passes out)\\
'''Shaundi:''' Fuckin lightweights.
** Which the Boss calls back to... one of the voices when drunk might say "Nobody better call me a fucking lightweight."
*** And Pierce shares his thoughts defending the Saints hideout.
----> "I'd feel better about our odds if our leader wasn't fucking high."
* If you wait around for A-Ha's ''Take On Me'' to play on the radio, the character will sing along with it. Quite amusing.
** In addition to ''Take On Me'', every character voice gets another song that they sing along to. For example, Female Voice 1 (Caucasian) will sing to ''Everybody Wants to Rule the World'' by Tears for Fears, Male Voice 2 (Afro-American) sings to ''Sister Christian'' by Night Ranger, Female Voice 3 (Latina) sings with ''Land Down Under'' by Men at Work... the list goes on.
*** One of the funniest ones is Male Voice 1 singing along to ''The Final Countdown.'' Funny enough already but made absolutely hilarious [[SoBadItsGood because of how terrible he is at it.]]
*** Same with Female Voice 1, she doesn't know the first few parts of it, just mumbles something, hell, maybe all of the voices don't know how to sing.
*** Male Voice 2 (i.e. black guy) is hilarious when he sings along to Take On Me, because he gets weirdly excited at the start, and during the final verse he geeks out over the music video.
**** On the topic of male voice 2, his reactions while singing along to Sister Christian aren't bad either.
--->''You know those boys don't wanna play no more with youuuu...'' 'cause you suck bitch!\\
(when the chorus happens for the first time) Oh shit, oh shit! (imitates guitar riff) ... Guitars, guitars and shit, ohhhh shit!
* One of the voices passes comment on a prison break. "I hope Shaundi wasn't high when she came up with this plan."
* For some lulz, get your character drunk, they'll toss out some funny shit.
-->[slightly slurred] "Now ''where'' can I find a ''garden gnome''?\\
[distraught] I only hurt people coz I'm cryin' on the inside!\\
[slurred again] [[RunningGag You know, I bet Shaundi would look]] ''[[RunningGag hot]]'' [[RunningGag in a sombrero.]]\\
[Mildly annoyed] "Ah shit, I got the spins again...!"
-->[buzzed] So thiiis is what the world looks like through [[TheStoner Shauundi's]] eyes.
* While on the voices: Male voice 1 (British) while infiltrating the police station in a late Sons of Samedi mission, trying badly to hide his accent to the police dispatcher.
* The Fuzz missions have a few.
-->'''Dispatcher''': ''(sigh)'' I can't believe I'm saying this... but there's a chainsaw massacre in progress. \\
'''Dispatcher''': Pirates are fighting ninjas. Repeat, pirates are fighting ninjas.\\
'''Dispatcher''': A bunch of teenagers are having fun. [[DisproportionateRetribution Stop them.]]
** When you reach the pirates and ninjas, the battle is dubbed "[[CoolVersusAwesome The Battle of the Century]]".
** One dispatch is referred to as a "[[Franchise/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Code Texas]]", which upon arrival is a dozen or so college kids running around with chainsaws murdering people in a deranged prank.
* In the Ronin mission ''Visiting Hours'', you must [[spoiler:escort a bedridden Johnny Gat out of the hospital full of Ronin attackers]]. All of the voices get great lines, but this editor's personal favorite is Female Voice 1 (the voice actress' delivery of the line really makes it):
-->'''[[spoiler:Johnny]]:''' You know, you could have brought flowers instead of people trying to kill me. \\
'''Boss:''' Bitch, bitch, bitch.
* Adrenaline mode in the Insurance Fraud diversion causes you to fly much farther when you get hit by a vehicle. It's quite possible to fly across half of Stilwater, randomly collide with another car, and then continue flying about the city, making thousands of cash for every second you're in the air.
* From the secret mission in ''2'':
-->'''Julius''':''You look different, did you do...\\
'''Boss''':'I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO MY HAIR!
** It goes from funny to downright hilarious if you changed the sex of your character from ''Saints Row'' to female.
* After the fight against [[spoiler:Mr. Sunshine]]:
--> '''Boss:''' For fuck's sake, just die already!
* Given the game's tone and suggestive, ah, positions, one of the comments during the Ho-ing activity is this mixed with {{Squick}} if you think about it.
--> "So... you hungry?"
* The Boss and Pierce fighting over radio stations whenever they are in the same car.
--> '''Boss:''' ''(after Pierce switches to the classical station)'' Pierce, when did you get a vagina?
* Bonding Experience (Sons of Samedi mission #7) has quite a few.
** For example, the opening cutscene has a moment where Pierce is complaining about how the Saints get their information on the gang [[hottip:*:From one of the 600 guys Shaundi used to fuck]].
** And another one comes when the mission starts, when Pierce is complaining again to the Boss, ignoring the ''Samedi helicopter flying above them.''
** The fun continues with Pierce changing the radio to Ne-Yo's "So Sick" and tries to sing along, but [[StylisticSuck fails horribly]], leading to the Boss making comments like these:
--->"This is worse than getting shot."\\
"Pierce, we really need to talk about your taste in music."\\
"Are you shittin' me?"\\
"Son, you're no Ne-Yo."\\
"You're killing me, Pierce."
* The Boss, in the intro of The Enemy of My Enemy (one of the final Brotherhood missions), proves him/herself to be the worst ski-ball player ever.
** As in he/she basically starts '''throwing''' the ski balls overhand like someone would throw a baseball.
*** And ''still'' missing.
* Play the Escort or Hoeing activity. You're guarantied at least one funny line per level. Some of the funniest include:
-->"So THIS is what I've been missing out watching anime all day!"\\
"Oh god, please don't be a fucking furry..."
** One escort had the Asian girl(the one that talks about Japan and other shit) and the mistress (talks about the client licking her feet). It was funny.
** [[DeadpanSnarker "You're the best."]]
* When cruising around Stilwater, you may or may not come across some black rappers. If you do, there is a chance that they may bust out a rhyme in the vein of "I spit like a cobra; bitch I'm supernova!"
* Several of the radio ads are funny to listen to, such as one boasting about the positives of using "NUCLEAR POWER!" with testimonials of a woman who brags about getting time off work for chemo and a man with a third arm being 50% more productive at work.
-->Announcer: "NUCLEAR POWER! Its the way to glow!"
** Then there was the Brown Bagger's commercial:
--->'''Guy (Drunk):''' Here, Santa brought you a bottle of scotch!\\
'''Little Girl:''' But it's empty!\\
'''Guy:''' FUCK YOU!
** "Reason to visit Rusty's Needles #8: Tramp Stamp Tuesdays."
** "Bling Bling! The term may be outdated, but out marketing department doesn't care."
** "Brass Knuckles, for when you really just wanna beat the hell out of people!"
** The ad for Ship It!, where a Russian spokesperson flubs his attempts to attract people to the store, including outright ''threatening'' them and there families, much to the chagrin of the director. The tagline for Ship It! is even "Bad At Marketing, Great At Boats!"
* A bit of a meta example, but the commercials that Gary Busey did to promote the game mix between hilarious moments and the NightmareFuel that is inevitable with anything Busey is involved with.
-->'''Gary Busey:''' (singing) Come with me! You'll be filled with more lead than a toy from China!
* Ronin missions generally get a few of these at Pierce's expense. An early one involves shooting up a Ronin-controlled casino with Pierce and Johnny, and the ending cinematic goes something like this.
-->'''TV Announcer:''' Video surveillance footage captured images of notorious Saints member Johnny Gat and the Saints gang leader in the assault, as well as an unknown accomplice.\\
'''Pierce:''' (''indignant'') Unknown accomplice ''my ass!''
* Another Ronin mission has Gat dragging a Ronin to Aisha's house after finding him parading around in Saints turf. One failed attempt at interrogation later, the end results go something like this:
--> '''Ronin:''' I'm not telling you anything.\\
'''Johnny:''' Like fuck you won't. (''He smashes the Ronin through a glass table'')\\
'''Aisha:''' Johnny! I just bought that table!
** Johnny being [[AxCrazy Johnny]], he doesn't put up with the Ronin's sass for long and...
--> '''Ronin:''' I'll die before I tell you anything.\\
'''Johnny:''' Yep. (''He shoots the Ronin in the back of the head.'')\\
'''Aisha:''' ''Johnny!''\\
'''Johnny:''' It'll wash out!\\
'''Aisha:''' It better.
** Finally, after Johnny talks to the Boss about messing up a Ronin nightclub, Aisha returns scowling at Johnny and holding a mop.
--> '''Johnny:''' Uh... can you go on ahead? I... gotta clean up. (''He is seen in a later cutscene trying to dispose of a bagged body in a trash can with a disapproving Aisha watching on.'')
* For that matter, when first meeting Aisha and discussing setting up a new hideout.
-->'''Aisha:''' "And where were you thinking of having this little meeting?" ''(Boss and Gat look at each other, thinking for a moment, then start looking around her house''. "No."\\
'''Gat:''' "Well this place is pretty spacious."\\
'''Aisha:''' "No."\\
'''Boss:''' "The colors are very soothing."\\
'''Aisha:''' "No!"\\
'''Gat:''' "Come on, Aish."\\
'''Aisha:''' "This ain't no fucking gang clubhouse!"\\
''She turns and puts her foot down. She had spoken. Gat, badass extraordinaire, turns to the Boss with a pussy whipped expression and concedes they have to find somewhere else''.
** The Boss is also scared of her too.
* A random funny event while driving with a few of my homies:
-->*Rams into car*\\
'''[[spoiler: Zombie Carlos]]:''' [[TheUnintelligible "Uuuuunnhhhhh urraaaaaaggggghhhnn!"]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[TheStoner "Well, that came outta nowhere..."]]
* While exploring the mall I came across an area I had never been to that looked like a children's playground. Nothing out of the ordinary at first sight, but when when I walked inside a toy doll house I found a [[spoiler:sex doll]] on the inside! I wasn't sure wether this was [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilarious]] or [[DudeNotFunny disturbing,]] but it sure leaves a lot of interesting questions...
* The first cutscenes showing the leaders of The Brotherhood and The Sons of Samedi are mostly played straight, showing the player what kind of [[AxCrazy ruthless]] [[BadBoss pyschos]] run them. The one for The Ronin, however, shows [[SmugSnake whiney]] [[{{Bishōnen}} Shogo Akuji]], who is busy telling [[TheDragon Jyunichi]] to speak in English to worry about the fact the Saints robbed his casino. Jyunichi bows and apologizes, but when there's a knock at the door, he springs back up, sword at the ready. Shogo's reaction is to [[FacePalm shake his head]] and casually open the door, showing a waiter bringing in a cup of tea (presumably Jyunichi's) and a bottle of booze (Shogo later [[BadBoss slams the door on the poor guy]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he asks for a tip]]). After grabbing Jyunichi's sword, [[MundaneUtility cutting open the bottle with it]], and sitting back down, Shogo tells Jyunichi to let HIM worry about the casino, and just worry about "Whatever the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I tell you to worry about." Oh, and to round it off, he says this line while ordering a hooker in the room to give him a blowjob.
* ''Ultor Family Fun Day'' has situations so ridiculous that it wouldn't look out of place in the third game:
** After the first segment of the level, the Boss gets attacked by ''a gang of mimes.''
** Gryphon asks you to kill a guy who apparently shows up in a ninja costume to work. [[spoiler: The guy is also a real ninja, as he multiplies and teleports to your building, fancy smoke included.]]

[[AC:VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird]]
* It's on the CMOH and CMOA page, but it's this as well. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWUIl8Crvo Lovin' is what I got.]]
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** When he hits the bottom, he muses "There must be a St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...". The White voice complains he "should have thought of some Belgian Pancake jokes", while the Black voice [[UnEvilLaugh laughs]] and sarcastically says "WHOOOPS!!!"
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.]] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
** And the other "warning trailers" about not doing these things in real life.
* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.
-->'''Josh''': You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny''': Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?
* Judging by the recently release second mission footage, the game seems to be far more lighthearted as opposed to the second game. The Boss and Shaundi share a lot of hilarious banter, and even Johnny has a few moments. Listening to Shaundi scream "ASSHOLE!!!" as The Boss tosses her away, just after catching her in freefall is priceless.
** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. S\he goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss''': Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
** Each voice has slightly different dialogue, the Russian female is unrepentant in her version of the scene.
---> '''Boss''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss''' But I was right!
** Speaking of the Russian boss, she also provides a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome badass]] counterpoint to most of the other characters in one part: Most of the Bosses responses to realizing they're being chased by freefalling Morningstar {{mooks}} is either of [[OhCrap panic]], or [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe disbelief]]. When the first Morningstar mook grabs the Russian boss, she merely growls [[DangerDeadpan "You're getting under my skin..."]] - then after beating his face in with her elbow, grabbing his SMG, and seeing the other Morningstar mooks falling after her, she exclaims[[BloodKnight "Oh good, I get to kill more of them!"]]
** As mentioned in the first paragraph, even Johnny joins in on the fun.
--->'''Shaundi:''' (after being ambushed by Morning Star troops and Gat saying he'll handle them) What about the plane?\\
'''Johnny:''' I'll fly it back to Stilwater.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Johnny, you can't even drive stick! How you gonna fly a plane!?\\
'''Johnny:''' ... Details, details, just cover da Boss.
** Shortly after that:
---> '''Boss:''' (After Gat comes in over the intercom) Great, who gave Gat a mike?
** And shortly after that:
---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\
(Cheesy elevator music plays and the plane shakes violently)\\
'''Johnny:''' Sorry 'bout dat, your captain's having trouble finding the clutch.
** After Kiki and Viola explain that the Saints can live if they turn over two-thirds of their profits to the Syndicate:
--->'''Boss:''' Listen, you French fuck.\\
'''Phillipe:''' Please, I am Belgian.\\
'''Johnny:''' So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.
** As the mission continues, this exchange goes on over the intercom:
--->'''Johnny:''' You're gonna pay royal for that, Frenchie. \\
'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\
'''Johnny:''' Same thing!\\
'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\
'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.
** Finally, as your character has caught Shaundi (during freefall) and deployed his parachute:
--->'''Shaundi''': I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss''': Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi''': What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss''': That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
** The Female 3 voice says this before dropping Shaundi. While the other voices try to make excuses, she says:
--->'''Boss''': I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi''': Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss''': Nope.
*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.
* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:
--> '''Kinzie:''' Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Deckers' user net now.\\
'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a ''fucking toilet'', that's what.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Oops, sorry about that, lemme load up another!\\
'''Boss:''' I thought you knew what you were doing?\\
'''Kinzie:''' I haven't finished your avatar yet, that one's just temporary.\\
'''Boss:''' I don't have ''arms''!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.\\
''(The boss then morphs into a blow up doll.)''\\
'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something, Kinzie?!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!
** Later during that mission boss has to play a text-based "choose your own adventure" game to proceed to Matt. This would be funny enough on its own, but Boss will actually give commentary on the players choices.
---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\
"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".
--->'''Game:'''It looks like a unicorn.\\
'''Boss:''' Fuck you game!
*** Male voice 3's reaction as well:
----> Is there a lower difficulty?
*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]
** While fighting through the level, Matt literally invokes [[InterfaceScrew Interface Screw]] - from causing lag, inverting the controls, or (right before the boss fight), causing an error message - probably the most literal [[HeroicBSOD Heroic "Blue Screen Of Death" in a game thus far]]! And then he starts bragging about how he designed a part of the level based on [[ShowWithinAShow a Nyte Blade episode...]] [[TakeThat Familiar]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} much?]]
---->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
---->'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like YOU to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
* When STAG is first introduced into Steelport:
--->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
--->'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.
*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him being incredible ugly.
* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the cockney male, however...
--> '''Boss:''' Tell me where the manager is, or I'll beat the fuck out of ya.\\
'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...
** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.
--->'''Pierce:''' So how we gonna find this guy? Look for the dude who doesn't look pleased to be wearing a ball gag?\\
'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''
-->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?
-->'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly stoned inside the club.
** Also the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.
* The second mission you do for Kinzie, you break into a Deckers base, and Matt and Kinzie have what is only the equivalent to a verbal pissing match on Xbox Live. It's pretty funny.
* '''''A. FUCKING. TIGER?!'''''
** Made even funnier that these escort missions show Boss far more afraid than we've ever seen him\her.
--->I hope it isn't hungry!\\
Angel and I are gonna have to have a little talk after this.\\
Does it ''look'' like the tiger's the one in danger here?! (shouted at animal-rights activists trying to run you down)
* "It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. The Murderbrawl Chainsaw!"
** The fact that the song "You're The Best" starts playing the second you begin your chainsaw massacre also qualifies.
* The entirety of Gangsters in Space.
* TheReveal in the mayor's office:
-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds]]:''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
** And at the end of the cutscene, after Boss expresses his/her glee at meeting the mayor:
--->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nightblade hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
-->'''Boss:''' Shaundi was really looking forward to meeting you.\\
'''Birk:''' Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
** He doesn't play along with being kidnapped for long though.
--->'''Boss:''' Shaundi?\\
'''Pierce:''' Try again man.\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce? I thought I called Shaundi.\\
'''Pierce:''' Oh you did man. She's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Boss you gotta get me outta here! He's proposed to me six times!\\
'''Boss:''' Shaundi this will all be over soon. Trust me.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.
--->'''Birk:''' I felt that the moment we met. That connection.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Birk:''' Forbidden love.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Oh my god can I just shoot this guy?
** And when Cyrus appears to take Birk back he offers to lay off the heat on the Saints. Birk though wants to join and again professes his love for Shaundi.
--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.
* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
** This.
-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.
-->'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.
-->'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
* The "Stay Classy Steelport" achievement, which requires the player to kill enemies using the [[GagPenis "Penetrator" dildo bat]] and the [[{{Fartillery}} "Fart In A Jar"]] exclusively.
* In the mission Three Way, since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Jane Erye 13 times!\\
'''Male Voice 2:''' I have an irrational fear of bees!\\
'''Male Voice 3:''' I call chips "fries!"\\
'''Female Voice 1:''' I'm on a Co-Ed Curling Team!\\
'''Female Voice 2:''' ''(Proudly)'' I want to have sex with Pierce in front of a live studio audience...\\
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!\\
'''Zombie Voice:''' I'm fluent in 7 languages!\\
'''Pierce:''' ''(In a TMI tone)'' Good to know.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the VideoGame/{{Zork}} minigame is priceless.
--->Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
----> And my childhood has just been crushed...
*** Female 1 is good too after you kill it.
----> What does the writer have against Unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1(TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
---->"Dick move Unicorn, Dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[spoiler: the Zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?]]\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was [[spoiler: Lin]] back in Stilwater...\\
'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Nothing, it's...a long story.
** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzies home, Pierce notice a news paper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "i hope she won't notice" face.
* Pierce finding a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messing with the boss.
** Not to mention his poker face when Kinzie finally turns to look at the two clowns, and he's (very badly) attempting to hide it behind his back.
* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when [[spoiler: disguised as Temple]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]]
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before [[spoiler: being disguised]]. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** Female Voice 1 will blurt out this gem:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask [[spoiler: Kia]] if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier, is that KIA doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, [[spoiler: Temple!Boss]] will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
* Male Voice 2's reaction to switching from hover mode to flight mode in the VTOL.
-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' It's like a hellicopter fucked a jet!
** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote ''Film/TopGun''.
--->Whoooa, Daaanger Zoooooone!!!!!!
--->This is so fucking cool.
* In Learning Computer, when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''Boss''': Ok, ok... we won't use the tank.\\
'''Pierce''': Really?\\
'''Boss''': Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
** But Kinzie has access to all the traffic cameras.
--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\
'''Pierce''': ...Going after the truck.\\
'''Kinzie''': I said '''DON'T''' use the tank!\\
'''Boss''': Relax, we won't use the cannon.\\
'''Pierce''': FakeStatic... Uh Kinzie...FakeStatic...you're breaking up.\\
'''Kinzie''': No I'm not! You're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
*** A few bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''' FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''' Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time…]]
** Oh, and if you don't shoot out the tires on the truck immediately, you get this:
--->'''Matt''' Having fun yet?
--->'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]
--->'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?
--->'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]
--->'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps up, Ho's down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
-->'''Boss:''' It's like living inside a rainbow!
** One is also a LampShadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?
--->'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
** During the mission, the Boss and Zimos share some very... entertaining dialogue.
--> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.
--> '''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "[[http://saintsrow.wikia.com/wiki/File:Ad_cement_shoes_musical_radio_misc_media_00507.ogg Cement Shoes: The Musical]]" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man(singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After [[spoiler: Gat's death]] Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
-->'''Shaundi:''' You can't be serious.\\
'''Boss:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Getting shot comes to mind.\\
'''Boss:''' We could raise money by having you turning out tricks.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Also a shitty idea.\\
'''Boss:''' You could always get into the Feel Boss business.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Not cool.\\
'''Boss:''' I'm just throwing out options here.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Alright, alright, we'll pick a fight with the military.\\
'''Boss:''' Atta girl.
** The Boss' lines change with every type of voice for him or her. Seriously, there's some really cool stuff there and it's worth playing through with each voice just to hear them all.
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Burk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.
-->'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]
-->'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. [[InsaneTrollLogic Matt thinks s\he's being ageist in saying this.]]
* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In ''Air Steelport'' [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
-->'''Viola:''' Almost forgot.\\
'''Boss:''' Is it important?\\
'''Viola:''' Try and stay in the plane this time.
** Then Boss blows up the cockpit.
--->'''Female(1) Boss:''' Not cool, plane.\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, [[WhatAnIdiot what did you do?]]
* This part is just funny for some people. In the second game Latin Boss might brag about having the biggest balls in Stillwater. She returns in the third game and in a bid to get to a fleeing Loren she has this giant office ornament ripped out of the ceiling. As it falls a Brute will try and fight her, and she'll go, "Who said you could play with my ball?"
* Pretty much anything the announcers say during "Genkibowl VII" is hilarious.
* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.
--->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
'''Zimos:''' ''Don't'' say "mount."\\
'''Boss:''' I take it "saddle up" is out of the question?\\
'''Zimos:''' If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walking the other way.
* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:
-->*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and boss in the river*
-->Andy: [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]
-->Boss: [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Burk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]
-->'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmQonrPpYo Hey kids! Have you ever wondered what it's like to be part of a real life gang?" "YEAH!"]]
* Male Boss 3's reaction to Pierce mocking the Decker's style.
-->'''Boss''' I know! Don't they realise that neo-cyber punk is so last decade?
-->'''Pierce''' What?
-->'''Boss''' N-nothing! I didn't say anything, just kill 'em.

** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote TopGun.

---->This is so fucking cool.

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmQonrPpYo Hey kids! Have you ever wondered what it's like to be part of a real life gang?" "YEAH!"]]

* The first cutscenes showing the leaders of The Brotherhood and The Sons of Samedi are mostly played straight, showing the player what kind of [[AxCrazy ruthless]] [[BadBoss pyschos]] run them. The one for The Ronin, however, shows [[SmugSnake whiney]] [[Bishōnen Shogo Akuji]], who is busy telling [[TheDragon Jyunichi]] to speak in English to worry about the fact the Saints robbed his casino. Jyunichi bows and apologizes, but when there's a knock at the door, he springs back up, sword at the ready. Shogo's reaction is to [[FacePalm shake his head]] and casually open the door, showing a waiter bringing in a cup of tea (presumably Jyunichi's) and a bottle of booze (Shogo later [[BadBoss slams the door on the poor guy]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he asks for a tip]]). After grabbing Jyunichi's sword, [[MundaneUtility cutting open the bottle with it]], and sitting back down, Shogo tells Jyunichi to let HIM worry about the casino, and just worry about "Whatever the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I tell you to worry about." Oh, and to round it off, he says this line while ordering a hooker in the room to give him a blowjob.

* The first cutscenes showing the leaders of The Brotherhood and The Sons of Samedi are mostly played straight, showing the player what kind of [[AxCrazy ruthless]] [[BadBoss pyschos]] run them. The one for The Ronin, however, shows [[SmugSnake whiney]], [[Bishōnen]] Shogo Akuji, who is busy telling [[TheDragon Jyunichi]] to speak in English to worry about the fact the Saints robbed his casino. Jyunichi bows and apologizes, but when there's a knock at the door, he springs back up, sword at the ready. Shogo's reaction is to [[FacePalm shake his head]] and casually open the door, showing a waiter bringing in a cup of tea (presumably Jyunichi's) and a bottle of booze (Shogo later [[BadBoss slams the door on the poor guy]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he asks for a tip]]). After grabbing Jyunichi's sword, [[MundaneUtility cutting open the bottle with it]], and sitting back down, Shogo tells Jyunichi to let HIM worry about the casino, and just worry about "Whatever the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I tell you to worry about." Oh, and to round it off, he says this line while ordering a hooker in the room to give him a blowjob.

'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\

'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\

*** This sets up a couple of {{brick joke}}s: the obvious one is Tanya gossiping that "I can't believe Luz is still wearing last season's heels!" The second one [[spoiler: what happens to Anthony's "present". You know the gun Tanya tries shooting you with at the end of All The King's Men? Now, knowing the fact Anthony didn't get his present, [[ChekovsGun who's still willing to bet the Krukov she was wielding was just another weapon she randomly got?]]]]

*** It seems that The Playa has become quite a [[TheFashionista Fashionista]] after this incident, as in The Third, they verbally smack the Decker's "neo-cyberpunk" as being several seasons ago: yeah, this applies even if the Boss [[TheDandy is a]] [[AmbiguouslyGay guy]], if the player makes their in-game fashion sense BIZARRE beyond all conceivable belief...[[NakedPeopleAreFunny or has NO clothes at all!]]

* When Pierce joins Boss on a Samdei mission to destroy their helicopters, Peirce starts to complain about why he's never invited. Boss tries to remind him about the helicopters, but Peirce just continues rambling:
--> Peirce: (as the helicopter comes into view) ...I ''always'' listen, I'm ''always'' on time and I ''always'' pay attention!
--> Boss: <shouting> PEIRCE THE HELICOPTERS ARE HERE!!
--> Peirce: SSHHIIIIIIIIITT!!! <slams foot on gasp pedal to start the car>

* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.

** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.

* Boss having another moment of hidden depths with his/her reaction towards seeing the Decker's during return to Steelport. The female russian voice downright knows their motivation for the way they are, the latina voice finds their outfits sexy and the default female voice actually knows the fashion designer who made their outfits.