History Funny / RiseOfTheGuardians

-->'''Bunny''': Oh, it’s freezing! ''(leaping across the snow to North's workshop)'' Oh, I can't feel my feet! I can't feel my feet!

--->'''Jamie:''' ''That's'' the Easter Bunny?
--->'''Bunny:''' ''Now'' somebody sees me! I mean, where were you about an hour ago, mate?

-->'''Bunny''': Uh, I take it back. The groundhog's fine.

-->'''North''': Buckle up!
-->'''Bunny''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are the bloody seat belts?!
-->'''North''': Ha! That was just expression!

--->'''North:''' I hope you like the loop-de-loops!
--->'''Bunny:''' ''(Upside down and trying not to be sick)'' I hope you like carrots!
--->'''Sandy:''' ''(Sticks his hands up in the air like he's on a freaking roller-coaster)''

--->'''Bunny''': My warren, my rules. Buckle up! ''(taps his foot, opening a tunnel to his warren)''
--->'''North''': ''(sits up after crashing into the ground)'' Buckle up. Is very funny.

--->'''Jack''': There is ''no'' way I'm climbing into some rickety old-- ''(sees the sleigh) Sleigh.''
--->''(short montage of how cool the sleigh is before it stops in front of the Guardians)''
--->''(beat)''
--->'''Jack''': Okay, one ride. But that's it.
--->'''North''': ''(smugly)'' Everyone loves the sleigh.

--->'''Jack:''' Aw, you ''do'' care.
--->'''Bunny:''' Oh, rack off, you bloody show pony!

* When Bunny takes them through his tunnels to the warren, while the others are flailing about, Jack's surfing along a la ''WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}}''.

--->'''Tooth''': You guys have been leaving gifts, right?
--->''Sandy nods, but then shakes his head no''
--->''(cut to the guys, all with faces that scream "OhCrap")''
** After the "Crap, we forgot to leave gifts!" moment, we cut to a shot of the Guardians lining up at a laundromat to get quarters. The looks on all of their faces is gold! Especially since right before she reminded them they all looked so smug.

---->''[Jack snatches the tooth off Bunny]''
---->'''Jack''': Yes!
---->''[Sandy snatches the tooth off Jack with a smug look]''
---->'''Jack''': NO!

*** After Tooth and Jack’s heart-to-heart in Jamie’s room, North and Sandy come in, who are promptly shushed by Tooth as not to wake up Jamie. They all do the same when Bunny arrives.
----> '''Bunny:''' Oh, I see how it is, huh? All working together to make sure the rabbit gets last place!
----> '''Everyone else:''' SHHH!
* Jack trying to return Sophie back to her bed, but she won't let go of his neck. When he finally gets her to let go she winds up rolling onto the floor next to it and won't get up. So he just puts a blanket over her and makes it look like she fell off the bed herself.

-->'''North:''' I don't like it! Paint it red!
-->'''Bunny:''' Too Christmas-y, mate. Paint 'em blue.

--->'''Bunny''': With ''the dream sand'', ya gumby!

--->'''Bunny''': Did everyone hear that?!

--->'''North''': MERRY CHRISTMAS!
--->'''Bunny''': HAPPY EASTER!
--->'''Tooth''': DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS!

-->'''North''': Sandy, why didn't you say something?
-->'''Sandy:''' ''(makes an angry face as golden sand "steam" comes out of his ears)''
** Right before this scene, during the part where North insults Easter, Sandman is floating in the background ''chugging eggnog.'' He has like two or three glasses within a few seconds. Then there's the Elf who starts drinking from one of his glasses, much to his annoyance.
*** The sound the elf makes when it hits the floor.

--> '''Jack:''' Am I on the naughty list?
--> '''North:''' ''On'' naughty list? Ha! You hold the record.

-->'''Bunny:''' ''Please-not-the-Groundhog-please-not-the-Groundhog...''
-->(The new Guardian is revealed to be Jack!)
-->'''Bunny:''' I take it back; the Groundhog's fine.

--->'''North:''' Look, he's up to something very bad. I ''feel'' it. ({{Beat}}) [[SeriousBusiness In my belly!]]
--->'''Bunny''': Hang on, hang on, you mean to tell me that you summoned me here-- ''three days before Easter''-- because of your ''belly''?

-->'''Jack''': Slow down, would ya? I've been trying to bust in here for years! I want to get a good look!
-->'''North''': What do you mean, "bust in"?
-->'''Jack''': Don't worry, I never got past the yetis. [One of the yetis glares at him] Oh hey, Phil.

--> '''North''': I take it the Yetis treated you well?
--> '''Jack:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal.]]
--> '''North:''' [[SarcasmBlind Oh, good. That was my idea.]]

--> '''Bunny:''' DON'T you even think about it!
!! Meta
* One of the storyboard artists drew [[http://rufftoon.tumblr.com/post/26685571155/wow-the-influx-of-jack-frost-fanart-is-almost this]] comic to hilariously lampshade the amount of fans/fanart/fangirls Jack Frost has received -- which involves Pitch and Bunny standing in a crudely set up "Jack Frost Free Zone".
-->'''Jack Frost''': ''([[PaperThinDisguise wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses]])'' Hrmm! Can I join you guys?

* The group's initial attempt to welcome Jack into the Guardians with a ceremony. The whole sequence is pretty funny, but the best part is the elves presenting Jack with the gift of shoes -- hilarious stereotypical elf shoes. With ''bells on them.'' [[DoesNotLikeShoes This is the final straw for Jack,]] as he dons a DeathGlare and immediately stops the ceremony. The shoes are only on screen for about five seconds and are never mentioned again.

-->'''Bunny''': ''(leaping across the snow to North's workshop)'' Oh, I can't feel my feet! I can't feel my feet!

*** There's one scene where Sandy comes up with a quarter... only to find North already set up an ''entire Christmas tree [[UpToEleven fully set up with the works with a bike]]'' '''''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and stuffed the place with presents]]'''''. Sandy is ''pissed'' and just throws the quarter away behind him in disgust.

*** Then when Tooth and Jack chat in Jamie’s room, North and Sandy come in, who are promptly shushed by Tooth as not to wake up Jamie. And then when Bunny arrives...

*** There's one scene where Sandy comes up with a quarter... only to find North already set up an ''entire Christmas tree'' ''[[UpToEleven fully set up with the works with a bike]]''' '''''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and stuffed the place with presents]]'''''. Sandy is ''pissed'' and just throws the quarter away behind him in disgust.

-->'''Bunny''': ''[as he's leaping across the snow to North's workshop]'' Oh, I can't feel my feet! I can't feel my feet!
** Also TheReveal of what happens when no one believes in him. [[spoiler: He becomes an adorable little bunny.]]

*** [[spoiler: Bunny's voice coming out of that adorable, tiny body.]] Despite the situation, even North looks to be having a hard time keeping a straight face.

--->'''Bunny:''' ''[Upside down and trying not to be sick]'' I hope you like carrots!
--->'''Sandy:''' ''[Sticks his hands up in the air like he's on a freaking roller-coaster]''

--->'''Bunny''': My warren, my rules. Buckle up! ''[taps his foot, opening a tunnel to his warren]''
--->'''North''': ''[sits up after crashing into the ground]'' Buckle up. Is very funny.

* When Bunny takes them through his tunnels to the warren, while the others are flailing about, Jack's surfing along a la ''Disney/{{Tarzan}}''.
* A Funny moment inside SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments, but [[spoiler: when Jamie sees Jack, and Jack realizes YouCanSeeMe]], both their expressions are funny.
* [[spoiler: After the Tooth Fairy's helpers are captured by Pitch]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89RJwGDFpC4 the Guardians collect the teeth, making a game of it, trying to one up one another.]]

--->''[cut to the guys, all with faces that scream "OhCrap"]''

* Jamie wakes up to see all the Guardians ([[spoiler:save Jack Frost]]) in his room. What happens? Well, Bunnymund freaks out from Jamie's pet greyhound ("Crikey!"), which causes Sandman's sleep ball to bounce around the room knocking almost everyone else out.

-->'''Jack:''' Oh, I wish I had a camera right now!

* [[spoiler: After Jack completely fails at fighting Pitch during the climax]]
-->'''North:''' "That was good try, Jack. 'A' for effort."

** Bunny's face when North admits that, in this case, Easter is more important than Christmas [[spoiler:since the belief children have in the Guardians rests on the success of the coming Easter.]] It's simply priceless.

* Sandman trying to clue the other Guardians to [[spoiler: the Man in the Moon, who is shining through the window. He becomes more and more desperate in his charades as they ignore him and finally grabs a nearby elf and shakes it violently to get their attention.]]

-->'''Sandy makes an angry face as golden sand "steam" comes out of his ears.'''

--> '''North:''' ''On'' naughty list? Ha! '''You hold the record.'''

* After [[spoiler: Sandman comes back, he lays the smack down on Pitch, eventually knocking him out with his dreamsand bullwhips.]] And what does Pitch dream about? Pretty little butterflies.

* [[spoiler: Tooth handing Pitch a quarter. It makes sense in context, especially after his earlier snark: "What are you gonna do? Put a quarter under my pillow?"]]

* Near the end, when [[spoiler: the Guardians and the kids are racing down Jack's ice path on their sleds, poor Monty (the kid with glasses) is running behind them and just can't keep up.]]
** [[spoiler: When he finally catches up, he runs in front of the group and begins to cheer... [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat but then he sees Pitch, and still running, he does a quick change of direction and hides behind North, yelling in fright.]]]]
*** At the same time, you can see one of Jamie's friends [[spoiler: staring at the wave of nightmare sand]] and backing away, open mouthed and saying [[OhCrap "Oh... oh..."]]

* When Pitch confronts the Guardians and Jamie, [[spoiler: the last kid left who believes in them]], he menacingly approaches them with a small army of nightmares... [[MoodWhiplash and then]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Jack throws a snowball at Pitch]].

--> Made better when two of the Nightmares give each other confused/startled looks
* Meta: one of the storyboard artists drew [[http://rufftoon.tumblr.com/post/26685571155/wow-the-influx-of-jack-frost-fanart-is-almost this]] comic to hilariously lampshade the amount of fans/fanart/fangirls Jack Frost has received -- which involves Pitch and Bunny standing in a crudely set up "Jack Frost Free Zone".
-->'''[[spoiler: Jack Frost ''([[PaperThinDisguise wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses]])]]'':''' Hrmm! Can I join you guys?
* It's mostly [[NightmareFuel a creepy moment]], but the fact that even ''Pitch'' suffers from CutenessProximity when [[spoiler: tiny!Bunny]] is around is utterly hilarious. Especially [[spoiler: tiny!Bunny]]'s reaction when Pitch asks him if he wants a scratch behind the ears.

--> '''Jack:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, I]] ''[[SarcasmMode love]]'' [[SarcasmMode being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal.]]

*** There's one scene where Sandy comes up with a quarter... only to find North already set up an ''entire Christmas tree'' ''[[UpToEleven fully set up with the works]]'' '''[[UpToEleven with a bike]]''' '''''[[NoKillLikeOverkill and stuffed the place with presents]]'''''. Sandy is ''pissed'' and just throws the quarter away behind him in disgust.

* [[spoiler: After the Tooth Fairy's helpers are captured by Pitch]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0q9WwZ0aho#t=1m18s the Guardians collect the teeth, making a game of it, trying to one up one another.]]

--> '''North:''' ''On'' naughty list? Ha! '''You hold record.'''

* A Funny moment inside a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, but [[spoiler: when Jamie sees Jack, and Jack realizes YouCanSeeMe]], both their expressions are funny.

--> '''North:''' Naughty list? Ha! '''You hold record.'''

*** Even ''FUNNIER'' when you realize that in story, that kids going to wake up to that Christmas set up ''just before Easter.''

** The boys' competition to see who gets the most teeth when Tooth needs help. They get so caught up in the collecting, they forget the part about leaving something behind!

** Tooth, in all her excitement to collect the teeth, flies right into a toothpaste billboard. After Jack makes sure she's okay, she zips off in glee to collect a tooth. Even Baby Tooth doesn't know how to react, only shrugging.

--> '''Bunny:''' Don't you even think about it!

*** Jamie then starts scratching his chin, and Bunny starts thumping his foot like a dog kicking their leg during a belly-rub. He realizes what he's doing and swats Jamie's hand away.