Funny / Return of the Living Dead

  • In the second film:
    Severed Zombie Head: "Get that goddamn screwdriver out of my head!"
  • In Rave to the Grave: "Come on, Chuckie, we're frat brothers we're supposed to share everything!" "Especially when it comes to INTERNAL ORGANS!" It may sound incredibly dumb (because it is), but the way its said is absolutely hilarious.

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