Funny / Private Schulz

• After being caught with his hand in the till, Schulz is sent on a suicide mission to England from which he barely escapes (as the entire German spy network is in British hands). At the beginning of the next episode, Major Neuheim is toasting those unsung heroes who parachuted behind enemy lines and never returned, when a Smug Snake Gestapo agent brings in Schulz.
  Major Neuheim: "How DARE you come back alive!"
• When Major Neuheim gives Schulz a dressing-down for his corruption and greed... while pointing at him with a ring-covered hand in an office full of stolen artwork.