The entire series is absolutely hilarious, but some concrete examples:
- Several of the Couch Gag scenes count, due to their lack of context and what's happening.
- "I think I might be giving birth!"
- "HEY! I'M MAKING FUCKING BOOTIES!"
- *casually driving under water* "Well... we's in a lake."
- *car is full of fast food meals* "Now that them there's groceries!"
- The hilarious and very sketchy names of the pageants and where they're located. If a specific geographical location is mentioned, it's always a real place. The absurd buildings also add humour:
- Little Miss Skittle Nips in a carwash when it's not going in Dildo, Canada
- Little Miss Take Down That Youtube Video at the fedora stand in the Butts Mall in Butts, Georgia
- America's Next Top Slut One Day in the windmill of a mini golf course in Dicktown, New Jersey
- Miss Tallahassee Tiny Hussy in the basement of a shut-down Staples
- Little Miss Tiny Tits in the parking lot of a Waffle House outside of Chunky, Mississippi
- Plum's song for her stage routine: "My name is Plum, like the vegetable. I'm six years old and I'm cute as shit."
- Plum's dance:
- Plum practices her dance:Mama: A-one, and a-two, and a-jump-jump split. *pushes Plum down further in a split*Plum: Ow, Mama, you hurt my pussy!Mama: Well, now we're even. *Aside Glance*
- And later in the episode, where Plum is forced to do her dance upside down through the sunroof of the car.Mama: A-one, and a-two, and a-jump-jump split.Plum: Owww, my pussy!Mama: What? I didn't even touch you that time! *judge looks suspicious*
- Plum practices her dance:
- "Plum, what do you want for breakfast? We've got cream cheese... that's it."
