History Funny / PokemonRubyAndSapphire

** You actually get to talk to Chaz a few times after winning higher-ranked contests. Said trainer considers his Machoke's strength its ''cuteness'' and shies away from entering the [[RatedMForManly Machoke]] in the toughness contest. That is, until CharacterDevelopment sets in and eventually trains with [[RatedMForManly Gym Leader Brawly]] for the contest.

** Or perhaps even worse, [[ADateWithRosiePalms Hydro Pump Habit]].

* A female Cool Trainer on Route 111, before she challenges you, says that your Pokemon look like serious actors and that she wants to ask you "for an engagement", which makes it sound like she's proposing to you. It's made even funnier if you're playing as a girl, but in Emerald after you beat her, she only mentions wanting to be friends with more strong trainers like you. Still funny though. This is probably why they changed her dialogue to "Could I ask you for a battle?" in ''Omega Ruby'' and ''Alpha Sapphire''.

--> ''This pretty Pokemon looks just like me when I was younger. Right when I said that, my husband [[SpitTake spewed the coffee he was drinking]]. Did I say something funny?''

* Once you beat the Elite 4, you can get the Johto, Unova, and Sinnoh starters from Birch, who is running away from a Shroomish (who turns out to not be so hostile), the moving company Machoke (mistaken for a wild Machoke), and his wife (mistaken for a wild Pokemon).

** One of them complains he should've brought his Game Boy Advance. And at least one hack of the game has gone out of their way to change this to that he should have brought an [=3DS=] [[HilariousInHindsight well before the remakes were announced.]]

* [[http://i.imgur.com/TZ4JUqc.png Brendan insisting he did not go to Lilycove City to buy plushies.]] Even though after this, going to Brendan's house [[HypocriticalHumor shows that he has a brand new Swablu plushie]]. [[{{Irony}} Compared against]] ''Wally's'' new found levels in badass more than a little funnier.

* You obtain the Mega Stone for Pidgeot by showing the Intriguing Stone to Mr. Stone, which has the same description as an item in XY that had absolutely no purpose. Meaning Sycamore's students may very well have [[WorthlessYellowRocks thrown out a perfectly good Mega Stone]]. On top of this, during this conversation, Mr. Stone has a picture of an Omanyte behind him. [[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemonRed An extremely powerful Pidgeot and an Omanyte, hmm...]]

* Visit the 5th floor in Lilycove Department Store and you'll witness both Tate and Liza squeeing at buying toys with a research representative of the space center commenting that he's spoiling them first to get them to help with their space travel research.

* The Street Thugs and Delinquents are scary though guys and ladies who [[RealMenWearPink wear jackets with Plusle and Minun]] on their backs.

* There's an Ace Trainer in Rustboro City who gives you a Float Stone, and item that halves the holder's weight. If you go to a different floor and come back, you'll find the Ace Trainer is gone... and there's a [[BigFun Hiker]] where he was standing. Talk to him, and he says "[[NoOntologicalInertia I seem to have put on a lot of weight lately.]]" Yes, apparently the Float Stone works for humans too...

* You know the series-wide RunningGag of a battle against a [[JokeCharacter Fisherman using a full party of Magikarps]]? This game has a fun variation: there is a Fisherman on Route 132 that challenges you with a [[HereWeGoAgain full party featuring a Magikarp]]... and ''[[BaitAndSwitch five GYARADOS!]]''

*** Even funnier is that the fee is only 50 Pokedollars, a quarter of the cost of one Pokéball. Grunt pay must be really bad if even that's too much. Especially since, if you do try to enter without enough for the fee after they do, [[DevelopersForesight you'll learn that they managed to get in without it and you're assumed to be with them.]]

** One of them complains he should've brought his Gameboy Advance. And at least one hack of the game has gone out of their way to change this to that he should have brought an [=3DS=] [[HilariousInHindsight well before the remakes were announced.]]

* You obtain the Mega Stone for Pidgeot by showing the Intriguing Stone to Mr. Stone, which has the same description as an item in XY that had absolutely no purpose. Meaning Sycamore's students may very well have [[WorthlessYellowRocks thrown out a perfectly good Mega Stone]]. On top of this, during this conversation, Mr. Stone has a Picture of an Omanyte behind him. [[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemon An extremely powerful Pidgeot and an Omanyte, hmm...]]

* When you reach the Battle Resort in the postgame, a short cutscene shows an overly excited Wally accidentally bumping into either Tabitha and Courtney (Alpha Sapphire) or Matt and Shelly (Omega Ruby), who then apologizes profusely, addressing them as "ma'am" and "sir". Neither of them is flattered.

** This was changed in the remakes to "teaching you a lesson", presumably because [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar an old lady threatening to smack a child]] [[ValuesDissonance is taken more seriously than it was 13 years ago.]]

* Despite now being constrained to what's in your item bag, the Dewford trendy phrase still allows for some hilarious combinations. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Like]] [[ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin Bright Powder Parties.]]

** This is a slight LostInTranslation moment - the Japanese name for Nuggets is "golden balls." So, he's probably telling the player not to be childish and to stop snickering at being randomly given [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar a guy's balls]].

* You obtain the Mega Stone for Pidgeot by showing the Intriguing Stone to Mr. Stone, which has the same description as an item in XY that had absolutely no purpose. Meaning Sycamore's students may very well have [[WorthlessYellowRocks thrown out a perfectly good Mega Stone]]. On top of this, during this conversation, Mr. Stone has a Picture of an Omanyte behind him. [[LetsPlayTwitchPlaysPokemon An extremely powerful Pidgeot and an Omanyte, hmm...]]

* You obtain the Mega Stone for Pidgeot by showing the Intriguing Stone to Mr. Stone, which has the same description as an item in XY that had absolutely no purpose. Meaning Sycamore's students may very well have [[WorthlessYellowRocks thrown out a perfectly good Mega Stone]]. On top of this, during this conversation, Mr. Stone has a Picture of an Omanyte behind him. [[LetsPlay TwitchPlaysPokemon An extremely powerful Pidgeot and an Omanyte, hmm...]]

*** Even funnier is that the fee is only 50 Pokedollars, a quarter of the cost of one Pokeball. Grunt pay must be really bad if even that's too much. Especially since, if you do try to enter without enough for the fee after they do, [[DevelopersForesight you'll learn that they managed to get in without it and you're assumed to be with them.]]

* You know the standard YES/NO means of answering questions in Pokemon? In this game, it extends to asking ''where you're from''. Saying yes will result in the man saying that he's never heard of Yes Town. Selecting no causes the man to say that you've had to have come from somewhere (and then guessing that you were born at the bottom of the sea).

* You obtain the Mega Stone for Pidgeot by showing the Intriguing Stone to Mr. Stone, which has the same description as an item in XY that had absolutely no purpose. Meaning Sycamore's students may very well have [[WorthlessYellowRocks thrown out a perfectly good Mega Stone]]. On top of this, during this conversation, Mr. Stone has a Picture of an Omanyte behind him. [[TwitchPlaysPokemon An extremely powerful Pidgeot and an Omanyte, hmm...]]

* Riding around on the Mach Bike with the Pokemon-Amie app open will cause your selected Pokemon's icon to go tumbling around the screen.