History Funny / PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMenTellNoTales

-->'''Marty''': [[IBangedYourMom I can vouch for that]].

-->'''Marty ''': [[IBangedYourMom I can vouch for that]].

* Carina trying to explain to the crew that she's an astronomer (one of them thinks it has something to do with breeding donkeys), and a horologist ([[MistakenForProstitute everyone assumes that she's some kind of whore]]). Naturally, innuendos ensue. One of the pirates mentions that his [[SonOfAWhore mother was a prostitute.]] And out of nowhere, Marty says, [[IBangedYourMom "I can attest to that."]]

-->'''Scrum''': So was my mum, but she didn't crow about it as loud as you.

** Jack then proceeds to bargain with Barbossa, in exchange for not telling Carina the truth. Jack ask for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking his compass, the role of captain of the Black Pearl and Jack the Monkey]] with the intention to ''eat'' the primate. Barbossa doesn't seem to take it well on the last part and declines Jack's bargain by gagging him up instead.

* Murtogg and Mullroy serving as Barbarossa's crewmen. They show up to tell him about Salazar (and ruin a dramatic build-up by mispronouncing his name as Salamander) and begin the conversation by saying that their aware they were wold never to wake Barbarossa up unless the ship was on fire, [[NoodleIncident and apologizing for that time that they set the ship on fire]].

* Murtogg and Mullroy serving as Barbarossa's crewmen. They show up to tell him about Salazar (and ruin a dramatic bild-up by mispronouncing his name as Salamander) and begin the conversation by saying that their aware they were wold never to wake Barbarossa up unless the ship was on fire, [[NoodleIncident and apologizing for that time that they set the ship on fire]].
* The whole part where Jack is roped into a ShotgunWedding. The man forcing the wedding notes he wants a respectable husband for hi sister "But you'll have to do." Henry attempts to lawyer Jack out of it, but Jack ends up saying "I do." To the question of whether any man objects to the marriage, mind, but it's taken as ''the'' "I do".

** HilariousInHindsight: It seems Carina takes after Barbossa's tendency to argue with Jack. In fact, Barbossa and Jack argued in the same tennis-court-match manner in the Third movie.

** The irony is that the guillotine was proposed as a painless and humane way to execute somebody - previous execution methods were often extremely slow and painful; even the ones that weren't meant to torture (like the Breaking Wheel). Executioners with axes were often sloppy, taking several blows to sever the neck, and a hanging could take several minutes. A guillotine's rope could be handed into the crowd or even tied to an animal.

-->''[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]''

* Carina decides to drop some LastWords, [[BigShutUp screams to silence the crowd]], and proceeds to insult their intelligence using complicated words ("I'm not a witch. But I forgive your common dim witlessness and feeble brains. In short, most of you have the mind of a goat."). Then Jack barges in ("I'm about to lose my head, I have to take precedence!"). The two then go about arguing over who has the more important execution going on, while the crowd looks back and forth between them each time they talk, like spectators at a tennis match. [[SpannerInTheWorks This unwittingly allows Henry and Jack's crew to get into position for a rescue attempt that may not have gone off otherwise.]]

* The whole part where Jack is roped into a ShotgunWedding. Henry attempts to lawyer Jack out of it, but Jack ends up saying "I do." To the question of whether any man objects to the marriage, mind, but it's taken as ''the'' "I do".

* Carina's EstablishingCharacterMoment can count as this and a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. She's in a jail cell, confessing that she's not a witch, confessing she's an educated woman, oh, and confessing that [[spoiler: while talking to the priest, she picked the lock]].

* After they set sail on the ''Dying Gull'', [[spoiler: Jack proceeds to threaten Carina that if she doesn't take them to Poseidon's Trident, he'll throw Henry overboard. They tie up and gag the poor guy, who struggles to mumble something to Carina. She tries to call Jack out on his bluff, but true to their word, they toss Henry overboard. ...Or so it would seem. Once Carina surrenders and promises to lead them, Jack and his crew reveal they merely tossed Henry onto a lifeboat ''just below them''. And all along, that was what Henry was trying to tell Carina while he was gagged.]]

** Later on, after the [[spoiler: reveal that Carina is Barbossa's daughter, Jack tells him that she's a horologist. Cue Barbossa's reaction.]]

** Second time you watch the movie, [[spoiler: it's ironic how Carina is the daughter of Barbossa, who was once [[CallBack part of a ghost story himself]].]]

** HilariousInHindsight: [[spoiler: It seems Carina takes after Barbossa's tendency to argue with Jack. In fact, Barbossa and Jack argued in the same tennis-court-match manner in the Third movie.]]
* Second time watching it, [[spoiler: it's strangely funny that Carina slapped Barbossa for speaking poorly of her father's "good name". In the very first movie, Barbossa back-handed Elizabeth (for impersonating as Bill Turner's flesh-and-blood). Now he's just been slapped by his own daughter, as though by some strange working of karma. What really sells it is (blink and you'll miss) when he gives a little [[InsultBackfire smile]], as though thinking "Not the first time I've been slapped."]]
* Once Jack realizes where he heard Carina's surname before, [[spoiler:he proceeds to question how [[TheUglyGuysHotDaughter Barbossa managed to spawn such a lovely daughter]].]]
** Jack then proceeds to [[spoiler: bargain with Barbossa, in exchange for not telling Carina the truth. Jack ask for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking his compass, the role of captain of the Black Pearl and Jack the Monkey]] with the intention to ''eat'' the primate. Barbossa doesn't seem to take it well on the last part and declines Jack's bargain by gagging him up instead.]]

** [[spoiler: Barbossa]] crashing the wedding. Jack asks if he brought a wedding present. [[spoiler: Barbossa shoots the bride's brother who staged the shotgun wedding.]] Jack is satisfied with the "gift".

** Following that, [[spoiler: he questions Barbossa if his leg "grew back" yet.]]