History Funny / PiratesOfTheCaribbean

* A lot of the humor in these blooper reels comes from the fact that the vast majority of Johnny Depp's flubs are ''entirely in-character as Jack Sparrow''.

* During the Parlay scene from ''At World's End'', as Geoffrey Rush, Keira Knightley, and Johnny Depp are walking, Rush's hat flies off due to the wind. What does Depp do? Staying perfectly in the character of Jack Sparrow, he tosses his own hat off and strikes a dramatic pose.

-->'''Johnny Depp:''' All that's left is for you to climb aboard the ''Davy Jones Crocodile Machine'' or whatever it's called, what is the bloody thing called? ''[the crew chimes in]'' Flying what? Dutchman!

-->'''Jack:''' Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only... ''(stumbles his line by the blanket showing up)'' so far as we keep to the -- I'm just gonna start the take again, shall I?

--> "The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..." ''([[{{Beat}} takes a sigh with a long pause]])'' "...I can't read my own writing. Crimes! Thank you very much!"

--> '''Hollander''': The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally... lawfully... sorry, I'm slightly confused, cause I don't know which version are we doing. Shall I say it or Jonathan say it?

--> '''Pryce''': It's all right. ''(jokingly mimes while shaking his fist at Beckett as if he wants to punch him in the face)''
* Jack's conditions of help: "I shall help you to find the compass, if you'll do strange things to my dog. His name is Tim."

* [[DeadpanSnarker "Same thing, only better, please."]]

* The iconic auction scene. The pirate auctioneer tries to sell off a fat lady, while all the pirates are more interested in [[HeroesWantRedheads the redheaded beauty nearby]] who's [[ShowSomeLeg riling them up]].

** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrE1CB9nzR8 Dead Man's Chest]]
** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1IQRpmuDA At World's End]]
** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOXbE_NeBMk On Stranger Tides]]
** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5kl9VqkCjU Dead Men Tell No Tales]]

** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4D7yXmiWfw Curse of the Black Pearl]]

** Take one:
-->'''Jack:''' Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay...I love you man, let's just face the fact.
** Take two:
-->'''Jack:''' Do you have the courage to fortitude...
** Take three:
-->'''Jack:''' Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay brave in the sea...oh, god, I hate this bloody line. Where are the writers? I'm gonna ''kill'' them...

-->'''Johnny Depp:''' Was that a ''plane?''

-->'''Kiera:''' Could I trouble you for something to wear, or will it be bare breasts and ankles all the way? ''[Jack Davenport cracks up, followed by Kiera]''
-->'''Jack:''' ''[still laughing, imitates Kiera]'' "Ankles all the way!"
* At the Pirate Council:
--> '''Johnny Depp:''' "Let us not, dear friends, forget our... lines. Let us not forget our lines, shall we?"
* Johnny Depp forgetting the name of the Flying Dutchman and calling it The Davy Jones Crocodile Machine.
-->'''Johnny Depp:''' All that's left is for you to climb aboard the ''Davy Jones Crocodile Machine'' or whatever it's called, what is the bloody thing called? ''[the crew chimes in]'' Flying what? Dutchman!

* There's also Orlando Bloom's "Aarrrr, swash swash, buckle buckle," and Tom Hollander and Johnny Depp's ''numerous'' tries to get a scene done (the bargain upon the Endeavour), which includes Hollander's haughty "I'm trying to ''work'' here," and Depp's "That be... You can't curse on a Disney film, mate. ''[pause in which the director confirms]'' ...see, I told you!"

-->''(behind Jack, Pintel and Ragetti are late in getting into position for throwing a warm layer over Jack's shoulders)''
-->'''Jack:''' Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only... ''(stumbles his line by the blanket showing up)'' so far as we keep to the- I'm just gonna start the take again, shall I?

** (Tom Hollander as Cutler Beckett) *[[{{Beat}} long beat]], points* "Kill him!"
** (Jonathan Pryce as Governor Swann) "The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of...*[[{{Beat}} takes a sigh with a long pause]]* ...I can't read my own writing. Crimes! Thank you very much!"
*** If you look closely, you can also see Tom Hollander struggling not to crack up.

--> '''Hollander''': The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally... lawfully... Sorry, I'm slightly confused, cause I don't know which version are we doing. Shall I say it or Jonathan say it?

--> '''Pryce''': It's all right. (Jokingly mimes while shaking his fist at Beckett as if he wants to punch his face.)

** "Calypso! I come before you as but a servant... *his hat is blown off* Ye blew my hat off, ye *bleep*!"
** "And I won't be lettin' the likes of Beckett Cutler... *pause* ...oh, er... sometimes known, Cutler Beckett..."

-->'''Rush:''' NAY, BELAY THAT! *[[{{Beat}} long beat]]* ...DO SOMETHING ELSE!
-->'''Bloom:''' *looks utterly terrified for a moment, before laughing*

-->'''Depp''': That's powerful.
** Even funnier is the fact that Rush only hits himself in the eye because, when he goes to dramatically open the spyglass, he actually breaks it in half, leading to the above quote.
* Anytime someone fails to catch something.
* "There's a female presence here sir, [[AccidentalInnuendo all the men have felt her]]. No they haven't... "

-->'''Johnny Depp''': *under his breath* "Oh, my god..." *gets right to his feet completely in-character*

* Jack's incident with the Jar of Dirt.
-->'''Jack''': Why fight when you can negotiate? [''Begins to remove Jar of Dirt from his pocket.''] All one needs -- [''realizes his wig is caught in the jar while Will laughs''] Help?
* Helicopters keep interrupting during ''On Stranger Tides''
-->'''Johnny''': What I want first...is Ponce de Leon's helicopter.
-->(later)

--> '''Johnny Depp:''' "Let us not, dear friends, forget our... lines. Yes! Let us not forget our lines."

** "And I won't let the likes of Beckett Cutler... *pause* er, sometimes known as Cutler Beckett..."

--> '''Hollander''': The charges are conspiring to set free a man legally... lawfully... Sorry, can we please go over this again, which version were we doing? Shall I say it or Jonathan say it?"

** Not to mention, he said all of that last bit ''in character''.

-->'''Johnny Depp:''' All that's left is for you to climb aboard the ''Davy Jones Crocodile Machine'' or whatever it's called, what is the bloody thing called?\\
** The best part is that he says this ''[[CloudCuckooLander almost entirely in character.]]''
* At one point, the editing crew screws around by taking a ship battle scene, playing it in fast-motion, and adding in sounds of screeching tires and machineguns firing.

* Johnny Depp is the master of the in-character mess-up.

-->'''Johnny Depp''': *under his breath* "Oh, my god..." *gets right to his feet ''completely in-character''*

** The best part: both say this ''in character''.

** (Beckett) *[[{{Beat}} long beat]], points* "Kill him!"
** (Governor Swann) "The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of...*[[{{Beat}} takes a sigh with a long pause]]* ...I can't read my own writing. Crimes! Thank you very much!"
*** If you look closely, you can also see Tom Hollander (Beckett) struggling not to crack up.

--> '''Beckett''': The charges are conspiring to set free a man legally... lawfully... Sorry, can we please go over this again, which version were we doing? Shall I say it or Jonathan (Governor Swann) say it?"
--> '''Governor Swann''': It's my line, dear.
--> '''Beckett''': Sorry!
--> '''Governor Swann''': It's all right. (Jokingly mimes while shaking his fist at Beckett as if he wants to punch his face.)

-->'''Will:''' HARD TO PORT! GATHER WAY! KEEP HER TRIM!
-->'''Barbossa:''' NAY, BELAY THAT! *[[{{Beat}} long beat]]* ...DO SOMETHING ELSE!
-->'''Will:''' *looks utterly terrified for a moment, before laughing*

* Elizabeth lampshading the social values of the era.
-->'''Elizabeth''': Could I trouble you for something to wear, or will it be bare breasts and ankles all the way? ''[Norrington cracks up, follows by Elizabeth]''

* There's also Orlando Bloom's "Aarrrr, swash swash, buckle buckle," and Tom Hollander and Johnny Depp's ''numerous'' tries to get a scene done (the bargain upon the Endeavour), which includes Hollander's haughty "I'm trying to ''work'' here," and Depp's "That be...You can't curse on a Disney film, mate. *pause in which the director confirms* ...see, I told you!"

** Even funnier if you've played ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''. Due to the lack of a [[Disney/PeterPan Neverland]] level in that game, Sora gets the Peter Pan/Tinkerbell summon in Port Royal instead.

--> '''Beckett''': The charges are conspiring to set free a man legally... lawfully... Sorry, I'm slightly confused because I didn't know which verse we were doing. Shall I say it or Jonathan (Governor Swann) say it?"

* Pirates fleeing from broom-wieldng women for stealing their food.

** Even funnier if you've played ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts2''. Due to the lack of a [[Disney/PeterPan Neverland]] level in that game, Sora gets the Peter Pan/Tinkerbell summon in Port Royal instead.

** Even funnier if you've played ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts2''. Due to the lack of a [[PeterPan Neverland]] level in that game, Sora gets the Peter Pan/Tinkerbell summon in Port Royal instead.

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!!Deleted Scenes

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaRMy6TLkQE Deleted Scene from AWE]]. Barbossa and Jack are fighting (like children) over who gets to steer the ship. They even go so far as to wrestle over the wheel. Even more so when it's revealed that they've split captaincy of the ship between them...by ''sides''.
** [[GroinAttack Best part is how Jack wins.]]
* In another At World's End scene, Jack and Beckett having a discussion, during which Beckett pours them both a drink... only for Jack to take both glasses. When Beckett pours himself another glass, Jack [[RunningGag grabs it as well]]. At the end, Beckett goes to pour himself a ''third drink''... only to pause when Jack is poised to snatch it ''[[RuleOfThree again]]''.

* Jack's conditions of help: "I shall help you to find the compass, if you'll do strange things to my dog, named Tim."

** (Governor Swann) "The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of...*[[{{Beat}} takes a sigh with a long pause]]* ...I can't read my own writing. Crimes! Thank you very much!" (If you look closely, you can also see Tom Hollander (Beckett) struggling not to crack up.)

* Any time someone needs to catch a sword, there are ([[RealityEnsues predictably]]) a multitude of failed takes.