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--> '''Chase''': Melon...melon...space alien...melon...[[DoubleTake space alien?!]]

--> '''Marshall''': How'd I do?
--> ''The pups all hold up different signs with varying scores''
--> '''Marshall''': [[HoldUpYourScore The judges can't agree!]]

--> '''Raimundo''': ''(with a nervous smile, like he's been dreading the concept of getting this phone call all day)'' Hola, Leo! What's up?
--> ''A lion roar is heard through the receiver''
--> '''Raimundo''': Breathe, Leo! [[SeenItAll BREATHE!]]

--> '''Marshall''': {''Embarrassed''} Sorry. I didn't mean to ''bowl'' you over.
--> ''A rimshot can be heard as the shot cuts to show the other pups staring at him in disapproval.''
--> '''Marshall''': Uh, next time, I'll ''spare'' you the wipeout.
--> ''Another rimshot is heard. The pups continue to stare, unimpressed with his puns.''
--> '''Marshall''': {''Defeated''} Okay, okay, let's go.

--> '''Rubble''': Shake? Chase did that. Hind legs? Zuma. Speak? [[MundaneFantastic We all do that...]]

--> '''Chase''': Ready for action, Ryder, sir! {''He notices Marshall still has the Frisbee in his mouth.''} {{Ahem}}.
--> '''Marshall''': {''Nervously''} Heh, oh yeah. {''He spits it out to the side.''}

--> '''Chase''': {''offended''} [[SeriousBusiness And my siren doesn't sound like that, at all]]!

--> '''Zuma''': Zuma...uh...on the double!

-->'''Rocky''': {''As he dramatically curves around the Lookout, in a heroic tone''} PAW Patrol, we're on a... {''He turns and sees the tree Marshall is parked under. The usual charging music dies.''} Oh, we're here. {''He backs up to said tree.''}

--> '''Marshall''' {''singing''} Oh, yeah! Do the Pup Pup Boogie! {''noticing the others looking at him''} Can't stop the Pup Pup Boogie...Sorry, Ryder, I'm done.

--> '''Marshall''' {''singing and dancing like before''} All new ''Pup Pup Boogie 2''! I got to dance, I got to... {''notices the others watching again''} ...stop doing that. Okay, I'm all done, for real this time.

--> '''Chase''': {''Wearing Skye's bathing cap for some reason''} Chase is on the-
--> '''Rocky''': Is that Skye's bathing cap?
--> '''Chase''': Huh? {''he looks at what's on his head''} [[BlatantLies No...]] {''{{Beat}}''} Be right back. {''he quickly vacates to change''}

--> '''Marshall''': {''atop the others''} And ''that'' [[IncrediblyLamePun is how we roll]].
--> {''The other pups [[LamePunReaction groan and shake their heads]].''}

--> '''Skye''': {''amused''} Hey, I'm supposed to be the flying pup around here!
--> '''Marshall''': {''strained, still pressed against the glass wall of the elevator'') That's fine with me.

-->'''Rocky''': Hiya, Chase! Good hiding spot!
-->{''Chase emerges from the bushes.''}
-->'''Chase''': Huh? {''He looks at his backside, exasperated.''} Why do I always forget the tail?

-->'''Jake''': Everest, you rock!
-->'''Everest''': I rock! I rock! I rock! Wait. [[LiteralMinded So what kind of rock am I]]?

-->'''Skye''': I love weddings. {''flips''} Woo-hoo! And decorating. {''flips again''} Whee! And dressing up. {''[[RuleOfThree flips again]]''} And-
-->'''Rocky''': [[LampshadeHanging Flipping?]]

---> '''Marshall''': Does this mean we just got married?

----> '''Rubble''': What did I miss?

-->'''Marshall''': Hey, I made it first! [[IncrediblyLamePun Pretty cool, aren't I?]]

--> '''Chase:''' (sarcastically) Quite the spike, Marshall.

-->'''Chase''': ''(sees Skye as a Mer-pup)'' Pup? Fish tail? ''Skye?!'' '''''MER-PUP?!?!'''''

--->'''Marshall''': So Chase. What do think about Mer-Pups now?
--->'''Chase''': Mer-pups? Everyone knows they're real.

--> '''Pups''' (''all at the same time''): '''YAY! PENGUINS!!'''

--> '''Marshall''': Now I'm last. {The pups laugh as he slowly walks into the elevator}
* In "Pups Bark with Dinosaurs," the town gets a surprise visit by Pterodactyls, a Utahraptor, and who knows what else! Ryder quickly calls the pups, and they...probably haven't seen Film/JurassicPark, judging from this reaction.
--> '''Ryder''': We have a serious situation! I need all paws on deck. Dinosaurs are taking over Adventure Bay.
--> '''Pups''' (''all at the same time''): '''YAY!!!'''

* The "haunted" suits of armor in "Mission PAW: Royally Spooked" come off as more amusing than scary, due to their habit of dancing...and the fact [[ParentalBonus they strike honest-to-god]] ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Jojo poses]]''.
* "Pup-Fu!"; Humdinger steals Farmer - er, ''Sensei'' Yumi's priceless martial arts scroll, and Ryder, Chase, and Marshall learn kittens are involved. They roll over to Foggy Bottom, and ask Humdinger, who acts innocent. Poorly. There are two ''lovely'' reaction shots of Chase and Marshall looking more doubtful than [[VideoGame/LANoire Cole Phelps]] and [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]] combined. At the 3rd Annual National Liar Convention. Somehow, Humdinger doesn't notice. Turns out Ryder didn't buy it either. He's just a better actor.

--> '''Uncle Otis''': "Spider?! Where?"

--->'''Rocky:''' Mr. Porter? Are you okay in there?
--->'''Mr. Porter:''' I'm fine, but it's kind of crowded with Daring Danny in here!
--->'''Daring Danny:''' That's Daring Danny X! And a baby beaver!
--->'''Rocky:''' Wow! Sounds crowded!

--->'''Mr. Porter:''' (offering an apple) Apple?
--->'''Mrs. Majorie:''' *shrugs, accepts and takes a bite*

--->'''Mayor Goodway:''' Oh my goodness! We can't watch!
--->'''The tourists:''' *[[InstantlyProvenWrong eargerly take pictures]]*

--> '''Mayor Humdinger''': Kitty Crew, Kitty Crew, when you need a rescue! All around Adventure Bay, or down in Foggy Bottom! Humdinger's Kitty Rescue Crew will take care of your problem!

For funny moments from ''WesternAnimation/PAWPatrolTheMovie'', see [[Funny/PAWPatrolTheMovie here]].