History Funny / Overwatch

'''Hostile Zenyatta:''' ''([[NotSoAboveItAll completely annoyed]])'' Deal with it.
'''Hostile Junkrat:''' [[SchmuckBait EVERYONE STAND VERY STILL!]]\\

** Junker Queen's ''Commanding Shout'' also [[MakeMeWannaShout caused enemies within range to take damage]], which is justified in the developer comments as her deliberately trying to damage the eardrums of her foes.

* The security guard playing ''[[VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft Hearthstone]]'' on an [=iPad-like=] device [[ObliviousJanitorCut while the battle rages on the screens behind him]].

** Mauga evidently wanting to steal Venture's collected treasures [[BrickJoke gets referenced in one of his kill lines against them]]: "[[KickTheDog Finders keepers, kid!]]"

* Reaper as a whole is a bit of a weird experience, in that while he's undeniably badass and the story almost always plays him for [[NightmareFuel terror,]] there has to be something said about playing a character who looks like he was designed by [[BlackCloak a really]] [[MalevolentMaskedMen "edgy"]] [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter kid]] [[ObviouslyEvil from the]] [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks 90's.]] The fact that he even ''acts'' [[BloodKnight like a trying-]][[EvilGloating desperately-hard-]] to-be-cool OC really doesn't help -- [[NarmCharm or perhaps it does,]] and he becomes a very tongue-in-cheek [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] villain as a result.

* Several characters in the roster wonder out loud what Zenyatta did before the Crisis, and all his possible answers are all hilariously non-sensical, as according to the man himself, he has either collected tickets for a laser tag arena, was a water park lifeguard, drove a tractor, served coffee or [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers massaged sheep on a free range pasture]]. What acts as the kicker is that if Genji or Ramattra are on the team, they reveal that they also have no idea what Zenyatta was like in the past.

* Reaper as a whole is a bit of a weird experience, in that while he's undeniably badass and the story almost always plays him for [[NightmareFuel terror,]] there has to be something said about playing a character who looks like he was designed by [[BlackCloak a really]] [[MalevolentMaskedMen "edgy"]] [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter kid]] [[ObviouslyEvil from the]] [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks 90's.]] The fact that he even ''acts'' [[BloodKnight like a trying-]][[EvilGloating desperately-hard-]][[GutturalGrowler to-be-cool OC]] really doesn't help — [[NarmCharm or perhaps it does,]] and he becomes a very tongue-in-cheek [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] villain as a result.
** For starters, ''everything'' he says is done in a [[GutturalGrowler threateningly growly voice]]. It's amusing enough when he says his over-the-top one-liners, but it also manages to make the simple act of saying "Hi" or "Thanks" hilarious.

* Each hero got a event-exclusive voice line, but unlike the Halloween event where they could be reasonably threatening, these are all mostly festive in spirit of the event. As such, you get hysterical line reads such as ''[[GutturalGrowler Reaper]]'' saying "Where's your holiday spirit?"

* We can figure that whatever mission Sombra and Reaper were on went balls up. Doomfist figured that because he could see the explosion from space.
* While Sombra is trying to be delicate and focused on the mission, Mauga just shoots and punches the first thing that gets his attention. Surprisingly, it is Sombra that wakes up the rest of the Omnics as she reminds him of the mission.
* Doomfist wonders if Mauga is no longer loyal. Sombra points out that it's more of him being a loose cannon.
* Sombra realizing her teleporter doesn't work.
* The fact that Mauga grabbed the actual power relay, stating that he didn't tell Sombra earlier because she looked busy.
* If you were to put this into gameplay perspective, you have a stealth mission with two sneaky characters and a loud tank, and the loud tank aced the mission with bonus objectives.

* Twice towards the middle/end of the mission, Claire and Reggie both ask for guns to protect themselves from Null Sector goons. The Support responses — from Mercy or Baptiste especially — are hilarious:
-->'''Claire:''' Should Reggie and I have guns too?\\

'''Reggie/Claire:''' You just point the thing and pull the trigger a bunch, right? / I play a lot of shooting games. Is that enough?\\
'''Mercy/Baptiste:''' Do ''not'' give them weapons!\\

'''Mercy/Baptiste:''' ''No guns!''

** And the reason Winston was able to even do that? One of the mooks slipped on the BananaPeel he had distracted them with less than a minute prior. This might be a little [[{{Narm}} funnier than intended]] ([[NarmCharm though not necessarily bad]]) when you realize that this was what allowed Winston to defeat the Talon forces, and then [[PuttingTheBandBackTogether reinstate Overwatch]]. In other words, Talon's failure and Overwatch's return can all be [[ForWantOfANail traced back to the one Talon guard who slipped on a banana peel]].

-->'''Tracer''': Cheetah. No, uh lion! Oh, wait, uh... Gorilla! Oh, no, sorry Winston... Umm... Oh! I think it's a falcon, it's got to be.\\

* Brigitte asks Illari for advice on new cat names as [[KindheartedCatLover she has so many that she's running out of cool options]]. Illari reveals that she has ''a pet llama'', [[NotSoAboveItAll which she names Chuño after the freeze-dried potato]].

* From one South American to another, one exchange between Illari and Lúcio indicates that even in the 2070's, football tournaments will always be SeriousBusiness. Even funnier if you remember that Lúcio isn't even that big into the sport [[StereotypeFlip as much as he does for ice hockey]], and yet he still sounds so ''deflated''.

* Lucio has a tendency to precede matches with "Look at this team! We're gonna do great!" Even if your team is not the most competent, has terrible composition, or it's a competitive round and half of your team has gone missing, which can make him look excessively optimistic or trying to cope. Or even sarcastic.