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[[AC: VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent]]
* At the end of episode 7, Jesse hits [[ThatOneLevel The Water Part]]. The Co-Dependent girls (who have played the game and know what's coming) egg him on until he steps into the water, at which point everything dissolves into a confusion of giggling, {{Angrish}} and the splashes of oncoming doom. "[[TrialAndErrorGameplay Keep Out Of The Water...]]"
* In episode 22 of the ''Amnesia'' playthrough, Jesse somehow manages to fake out a monster in the funniest way possible.

[[AC: VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird]]
* ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'' Let's Play, part 13. Jesse & {{Crendor}} get the Bear... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSqzqYpPvZc&list=SPF338C10D76C95321&index=13&t=14m20s for about fifteen seconds...]]
** Also from the ''Saints Row'' Let's Play: Jesse & Crendor [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlPUG_LMrd4&list=SPF338C10D76C95321&index=18&t=1m10s discover Insurance Fraud]].
** Turns out when you play [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlPUG_LMrd4&list=SPF338C10D76C95321&index=18&t=9m45s "Escort" in Co-op mode]], one player drives while the other provides the... service.
* In one of the missions, they are protecting some people while hanging on a helicopter. They are naturally happy that their driver is [[EnsembleDarkhorse Big Purp]] but when they fail due to their incompetence. They see that Big Purp has been replaced, causing Crendor to rage, ''put the controller down, and walk away''.
* A fanmade video: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJyIQ0cna8 In Memory of Panda Car]]
* Jesse's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ4Pws-VdOs&t=5m10s Sad Panda voice]].
* The ending of the Episode 36 during the Livestream [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO0rOY0ak0o&t=23m36s is this]]. Jesse is just trying to get his pizza, with Crendor trying to protect his body. Its hilarious.
* In [[http://youtu.be/2LCYyHfMdEg?t=9m13s Part 11]], Crendor asks "can we get planes?" They find out that they can. HilarityEnsues.
* Throughout the entire series, both Jesse and Crendor mistake random people for Hitler. Crendor inparticular will go out of his way to kill Hitler, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=U_WEUTcmDDQ#t=10m45s even if it fails the mission.]]

[[AC: Videogame/{{Magicka}}]]
* Jesse plays a round of ''{{Magicka}}'' for a special Fourth of July livestream. Jesse plays a game with Friendly Fire. With three other people. They let him have a gun. FOR AMERICA!

[[AC: VideoGame/{{Terraria}}]]
* In episode 24 of the ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'' Let's Play, Jesse throws a bomb in a small space where both he and TotalBiscuit are trapped. TotalBiscuit lives.
** Made even funnier due to the fact that they can't kill each other unless they change teams, but they don't even realize it yet.
* In one episode of the ''Terraria'' Let's Play, Jesse steals Totalbiscuits Top Hat. Bad stuff occurred.
** This was after Totalbiscuit had killed the high health top-hat wearing zombie. He and Jesse were killed and when they respawned, Totalbiscuit was complaining and Jesse was agreeing, all the while with Jesse wearing the Top Hat and carrying a torch.
*** I believe Totalbiscuit's response when he noticed was:
---->'''Totalbiscuit:''' JESSE YOU JACKASS! GIVE IT HERE!
* In another episode, a glitch had occurred and the previous episode was lost. Lets just say that many a BrickJoke happened.
-->'''Jesse:''' AND FOR 14.99 you too can know what happened in that fateful episode.
* [[SarcasmMode The secrets of Castle von Jessenstein v 1.0 were truly valuable.]]
* More ''Terraria'': Where Jessie tried to trick TotalBiscuit with dynamite by claiming it was what was in a chest. Once again, he lives, and Jessie has killed himself with explosives yet again.
* A fan put together [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XIMLEvYMB4 a montage]] of the many, many, ''many'' deaths of Jesse and TB during the first ''Terraria'' series.

[[AC: [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} Terraria - The Next World Generation]]]]
* Episode 10 of ''Terraria: The Next World Generation'' has Jesse devolving into {{Angrish}} after TB shows that the fruits of their labor in the jungle (where he was constantly dying) happened to be 2 statues that don't do anything.
** What makes this even funnier is that TB is laughing so hard that he--in his words here--can't breathe properly.
** It was also this episode that the Great Space Butterfly first came into being.
* From Episode 30: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr7309GEc-M&t=8m25s Fujimora Yachtsu]]", a [[IncrediblyLamePun pun so incredibly lame]] it left [=TotalBiscuit=] in physical pain.
** Alternative names were [[LeagueOfLegends LoL]]boat One, and Frankenboat Joe.
* In Episode 34, TB and Jesse's death counts have been equal, until one point. At one point, while TB is putting items away, Jesse sneaks up to a sky island and aggros a Wyvern so it will kill TB. [[GoneHorriblyRight It worked... to some extent.]]
* For a considerable number of episodes near the end (so far) of the series, TB and Jesse repeatedly tried to reach the Underground Jungle - which was being overrun by the Hardmode Corruption - to harvest Moonglow for potions, and repeatedly died, often when nearly in sight of the jungle (or even in the surface portion of it). Finally Moonglow was acquired, and they returned to home base...only to discover that there had been five Moonglow in one of their chests ''the entire time''.
-->'''Jesse:''' YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!

[[AC: VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim]]
* Anytime he goes into a vocal rendition, such as saying "[[MemeticMutation Diabeetus]]" when he sees a Horker.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBQSmhOgtD8 Look, I'm a novice, here...]]
* The entirety of Episode 36, with Jesse's constant confused/scared reaction during the Sheogorath quest, and his frustration with the puzzles.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MQCihvE6I&t=36m15s Episode 48]], while Jesse is 'sneaking' in the Thalmor Embassy, when he is in the court yard he is ambushed by a dragon! Not only that but soon [[spoiler: not one but two more dragons appear as well, distracting the Thalmor]]
--> '''Jesse:''' (Hears roar) Wait, was that a dragon?!\\
(Gets bathed in flames)
** Earlier while he was headed for the Embassy, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MQCihvE6I&t=6m15s a dragon attacked him]], while he was naked no less. Understandably he died almost instantly. On his second time he equipped as much armor he could (only some gauntlets) and charged the dragon... only for the dragon to OneHitKill him. The third time, after deciding to suit up at the nearby town, ''the dragon doesn't appear at all''.
** Even funnier, that dragon might have been one of the dragons that attacked the embassy.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9MMnUx1x8A&t=32m10s The song at the end of Episode 55.]]
* At the end of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py5tUCxKi5M&t=38m5s Episode 64]] Jesse encounters a boss Draugr, which leads to [[CurbStompBattle this]]
--> '''Jesse:''' Come at me bro! Come at me!\\
'''Draugr:''' Fus Ro Dah!\\
''*Jesse gets BlownAcrossTheRoom, and dies*''\\
'''Jeese:''' Oh shit! Well he came at me.
* In episode 67 and 68, Jesse does a quest that involves investigating a murder, and he makes good use of a certain MemeticMutation.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDr_mLXFAZc&t=13m40s An unfortunate friendly fire incident!]] Slowed down if you didn't quite catch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_tInKC6bDM here]].

[[AC: {{Fahrenheit}}]]
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjkbh8dXsgU&t=5m31s Part 13]] he complains that he might have to worry about Carla's [[ScrappyMechanic claustrophobia]] and while Carla is leaving the asylum...
-->'''Jesse:''' "[[TemptingFate Well at least I don't have to do]] any claustrophobia anything."\\
* Ligts go out*\\
'''Jesse''': "*{{Beat}}* SON OF A ''BITCH!!''"
* In the beginning of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Ahttx1qoI Part 15]] when Jesse is trying to get past a couple of guards again.
--> '''Jesse:''' "Focus Jesse. Focus with all of your [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment focusing abilities]]."\\
* immediately gets caught*\\
'''Jesse:''' "God damn it..."
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrrOWVWAMUo Final Part]]. Jesse doesn't even make that many jokes in it, instead just reacting the how [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs batshit insane]] the last part of the game is. And his final reaction to the [[GainaxEnding endings]]. "WHY IS THERE NO ANSWERS!" indeed.
--> "''{{Fahrenheit}}'' is the fevered dream of a psychopath. It's a nonsensical, insane, ridiculous ride into the maw of madness. One cannot describe it, only experience it. And God help those who tread this path. [[RunningGag 10/10, Game of the Year]]." - Jesse Cox

[[AC:VideoGame/{{McPixel}}]]
* Just about anytime Jesse's response to a puzzle solution with "Well, that just happened..."
* During the second Bonus Level set:
--> I'm not sure how womens' undergarments work.

[[AC: VideoGame/DeadSpace]]
* on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aP0BX17imw&t=2m45s Part 9]] just as he barely survives the vacuum he says:
--> '''Jesse:''' "There is a lesson to be learned here that I probably should take some oxygen, although it gave me an oxygen tank in the room, no, [[TemptingFate I'm pretty sure the game is gonna be nice to me, I don't think it's going to be a dick and like, pull anything crazy on me here]]."\\
* cue [[CombatTentacles tentacles grabbing his leg]]*\\
'''Jesse:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike OH SHIT!]] What is that? Oh God! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I AM NOT A SCHOOLGIRL!]]"
** A similar situation in part 18 where he get's attacked by another of those tentacles, and later fights the boss that the tentacle spawned from. Which, as he points out, can be best described as a 'space anus'.
* '''Jesse''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHlfG6HijSg&feature=autoplay&list=UUCbfB3cQtkEAiKfdRQnfQvw&playnext=1 I just noticed my life...]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VozcDg_Weuo&list=SPFx-KViPXIkEmKyGlZ4zjr7XZLZLO88xA&t=7m50s Part 28]]
-->'''Jesse''' (singing): [[RunningGag This is the e-lev-ator song]] - (door opens to reveal exploding enemy) [[PrecisionFStrike OH SHIT!!]]
* One of the best parts throughout the entire Let's Play of ''Dead Space'' and ''Dead Space 2'' is how Jesse can be perfectly GenreSavvy regarding an upcoming Necromorph attack, yet ''still'' freak the hell out at the inevitable JumpScare.
* On a similar note, every time Kendra or Hammond contact Isaac, it comes with a loud blast of static that never fails to surprise Jesse.
* The final words of the Let's Play:
--> Yeah... I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna skip Impossible Mode...

[[AC:{{Dishonored}}]]
* In part 14, Jesse Cox realises that [[OhCrap he just poisoned everyone that Slackjaw knows and loves]]. [[BlackComedy It's hilarious]].
* [[BigEater WHALE MEAT.]]
** For those not in the know, this joke centers around Jesse Cox's obsession with eating everything. Also, there is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daW6ppLrMOU fanart]]. Hell yes.
*** ''OM NOM NOM SHO GUD''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7E3MmdL5VA&list=UUCbfB3cQtkEAiKfdRQnfQvw&index=1&feature=plcp Sir? SIR!!]] [[HoYay You're supposed to be FRIENDS, Sir!!]]
** Also from part 16, the glorious return of [[RunningGag "MISTER CROOOOOOWWWWLEY!!! BUM BUM BUM!!!"]]
* Hatters gonna hat!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz9e3IeAiHM&list=SPFx-KViPXIkHraXeRkfksP4wnax8X8eQf&index=23&t=10m30s Jesse has a bit of bad luck.]]
** '''Jesse''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz9e3IeAiHM&list=SPFx-KViPXIkHraXeRkfksP4wnax8X8eQf&index=23&t=14m45s There's something over there...]] 'kay, I'm not really sure what that did. Maybe it shut off the...this, shut off this so I can sneak underneath it? [[spoiler: [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou OH GOD]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY6jf-6F4DA&list=SPFx-KViPXIkHraXeRkfksP4wnax8X8eQf&index=26&t=23m43s This is, without a doubt, the funniest moment so far.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vi8dppyJ-Y&t=11m40s Part 46:]] Jesse escapes the Flooded District and is on his way back to the Hound Pits Pub when he encounters two guards. Paraphrased:
-->'''Guard #1:''' The criminal mind, huh? So what's [Corvo] doing now?\\
'''Guard #2:''' Waiting. He's probably watching us right now.\\
'''Jesse, in hiding only a few feet away:''' lolol

[[AC:VideoGame/FarCry3]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyD8ayZq4k0 The Craziest F'n Thing I've Ever Seen]], a VerySpecialEpisode, focuses around the kind of insanity that results during an open-world game. To wit, Jesse [[spoiler:saves a cow's life by running over the tiger that was trying to kill it, drives his jeep off a cliff and into a river (after which the game crashes and he has to restart), wanders into a town under attack from ''[[FeatheredFiend cassowaries]] [[StuffBlowingUp that can apparently blow up cars]]'', is attacked by an alligator right after TemptingFate (descending into a [[PrecisionFStrike rare]] ClusterFBomb as he tries to fight it off), finds what is apparently a bulletproof goat, and gets murdered by a komodo dragon out of nowhere as he was in the middle of the looting animation]] ''in the space of nine minutes''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaVl8Wlt4g Because there's just a bunch of guys out there named Buck, and they all only do one thing.]]
* Jesse attempts to hang glide onto a boat in the middle of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes shark-infested waters]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaeMUETbVKk&t=1m22s It goes about as well as you'd expect.]] This is made even more hilarious by the fact that Jesse is ''genuinely terrified'' of sharks.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yOxczN2oHzg#t=391s Jessie mows down enemies by the dozens while singing unfitting music.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3dxVtsXQ9A The entirety of Jessie and Crendor's co-op Let's Play condensed down into a two minute PSA.]]

[[AC:VideoGame/DeadSpace2]]
* During the puzzle where Isaac has to move some fuses around to shut down [[AIIsACrapshoot ANTI]], he becomes convinced he has the puzzle down. Only to... well:
-->'''Jesse''': [[RhymesOnADime So, red is dead, and blue is in the goo!]]\\
''(Inserts first fuse, which turns blue.)''\\
'''Jesse''': Blue! Nice. Okay, stick this down here...\\
''(Inserts second fuse. It turns green. {{Beat}})''\\
'''Jesse''': Wait, what? What the hell is green?! ''(bursts out laughing)''
** Even better, when he connects all the fuses so that they're green, he finds a secret room containing loot [[spoiler:and [[RunningGag Peng!]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by0vOunj5Lc&t=11m20s Best glitch ever.]] Gets even more hilarious towards the end of the video.
** A fan [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Fb4ULFurM uploaded the video]] with ''Chariots of Fire'' in the background.

[[AC:VideoGame/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm]]
* Jesse makes fun of Mengsk's special elite squads towards the end of the campaign due to their ineffectiveness relative to their fearsome title, and then creates "Death Squad 7," which is a group comprised solely of Zerg Overlords--units which have absolutely no combat effectiveness or utility to speak of.

[[AC:VideoGame/BioshockInfinite]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRsyfuchSC8 The first part]] features Jesse rendered speechless--partly because he's [[SceneryPorn blown away by the scenery]], and partly because he has no idea what the hell is going on.
* About the Lutece twins: "WHY DO I LOVE AND/OR HATE YOOOUUU?!"
* After seeing Booker's dream about Columbia attacking New York and arriving in the Garden of New Eden, Jesse then finds the inscription "The Seed of the Prophet shall sit the throne and drown in flame the Mountains of Man."
-->Is that... Oooh, is that a prophecy of what I saw in my dream of the vision of the future in my office when I opened the door? [[LampshadeHanging I know that made no sense, what I just said...]]
* Jesse's "old-timey" voice. Especially when he decides to sing while using it.
* The incident at the raffle: first, Jesse is driven to hysterical giggling by Fink's casually racist comment about "the prettiest white girl in all of Columbia"; then he [[OhCrap realizes]] that he's just won on number 77 after being warned not to... [[MoodWhiplash and then]] it turns out that he's won [[spoiler: the first throw in the public stoning of a mixed-race couple]]. Cue incredulous shouts of "Wait ''what?'' What the ''shit''... WHAT?! What is happening here?" Then [[spoiler: Booker fights back by ramming a policeman's face into a skyhook]], leading to an incredibly bloody fight scene, and all of a sudden, Jesse's laughing again.
* "Uh, sirs, can we have a conversa--OH GOD, OKAY, NEVERMIND!"
* Upon arriving in the Monument Island research center, Jesse finds an overturned chair with a shirt draped over it and a pair of shoes lying nearby; he immediately speculates that the previous owner was just so startled that his shoes and shirt blew off and he ran out of the building completely naked.
--> Future DLC.
* In part 9, Jesse [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC5a5651D8Y&t=12m53s comes across a Kinetescope]] in the arcade after going through and seeing the Colored & Irish bathrooms compared to the White bathrooms.
-->What other horrific racist thing are we gonna fi--"Solving the Irish Problem", of course! Of course...
* Upon encountering the animatronic, poem-reciting George Washington in the Hall of Heroes lobby, Jesse's computer suffered a critical error and crashed. Jesse could only speculate that it simply couldn't handle the awesomeness.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UXXjI83phww#t=172s Part 13]] has Jesse performing the single most violent mood swing imaginable. After listening to the somber, doomed message on one of Slate's audio-logs he delivers this thoughtful insight:
-->... Interesting, i'm not sure where to put his character yet... (sees enemy soldier and blasts him in the back) But I know where to put this guy's character! [[LargeHam ON THE GROUND!]]
** Elizabeth's expression in response helps sell it.
* "[[BadassBoast I'm comin' for ya, Slate]] - [[OhCrap OH SHIT]], [[JumpScare HE'S COMIN' FOR ME!]] {Beat} Note to self, he has more guys..."
* The first encounter with the [[AmericanRobot Motorized Patriots]].
** "That is one pissed-off George Washington!"
** "Come on, George! I cannot tell a lie, I'm going to shoot you in the e- ("George" charges his cover, minigun blazing) ''OH '''SHIT!"''' ''
** "Mr Ple... President... [[BondOneLiner You've been voted out of office.]]"
** "The only thing I got out of that was that I almost called George Washington "Mr Plesident." You know, because he's so happy, he's [[PerfectlyCromulentWord pleasident]]."
* At Finkton Docks, Jesse runs into another Motorized Patriot, and is halfway through calling it George when he realizes that it's actually modelled on Ben Franklin.
-->'''[[RoboSpeak I-AM-HERE-FOR-YOUR]]-[[MemeticSexGod WHORES]].'''
* "Wait, they've got [[http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Beast minotaurs]], now?!"
* In yet ''another'' encounter with Motorized Patriots, Jesse finds himself fighting a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaoEhFuOTI4&t=15m5s Vox Populi-aligned version modeled after Abraham Lincoln]]. After taking a few potshots at it with his HandCannon - and laughing over the fact that he's trying to [[HistoryRepeats shoot Abraham Lincoln in the head]] - he realizes that Elizabeth can summon a Motorized Patriot of her own to fight it... but this one's modeled on George Washington. Cue massive squee attack as the two mechanized presidents square off. [[spoiler: George Wins.]]
-->'''Jesse:''' George Washington vs Abraham Lincoln! Goooooooo History!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZcDGtcuCH8&t=19m20s His response]] to hearing the "[[WhamEpisode Whispers Through The Walls]]" voxophone, which implies that [[spoiler: the Lutece Twins are really just the same person, but from different dimensions.]]
--> HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD THE PHONE!

[[AC:VideoGame/FarCry3BloodDragon]]
* Jesse's constantly competing with Rex Power Colt's one-liners.
* Jesse correctly predicts Rex's dialogue during a scene with Dr. Darling in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHE73npQT-M&t=9m17s Part 3]], when Dr. Darling is offering an injection to make him as powerful as the BigBad.
-->'''Rex:''' No, Doc. No way. I swore an oath to a special lady.\\
'''Jesse:''' Lady Liberty.\\
'''Dr. Darling:''' Your... wife?\\
'''Jesse:''' Say it.\\
'''Rex:''' No, lady liberty\\
'''Jesse:''' yea-ha-hahhh! '''''America!'''''\\
'''Rex:''' She taught me that winners... don't use drugs.\\
'''Jesse:''' Fuck yeah!
* Jesse takes a quick, terror and rant-filled ride down a river in a jet ski in [[http://youtu.be/DnnjCwRHMdU?t=3m20s Part 9]]. It ends when [[spoiler:he rides right into the mouth of a mutant crocodile]].
* Jesse's glee throughout the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNf64Of8jc&t=11m19s Battle Armored Dragon Assault Strike System]] portion of the finale.
-->'''Battle Dragon:''' DO YOU LIKE RIDING ME?\\
'''Jesse:''' I ''do'', buddy!
* "Can I 'F' this guy?"

[[AC:VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram w/ Myndflame]]
* The series is full of these. A large amount of the humor though comes from Clint (who is very experienced at the game) being a DeadpanSnarker to Jesse, who is practically new at the game.
* In [[http://youtu.be/Z0Idne0cvAw?t=13m51s part 3]], Jesse wants to send a Space Butterfly themed rocket to the moon. To which Clint has already prepared one but much to his objection, Jesse decides to make his own. The results of their first launch are [[EpicFail expected]].
--> '''Clint:''' *mocking Jesse* "Or we could just build a Space Butterfly!"

[[AC:VideoGame/DeadSpace3 w/ [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]]]]
* You know a Let's Play is off to a good start when the first gunfight after the prologue [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_evMv1iHS68#t=1278s ends with this]]:
-->'''Unitologist:''' AAAAH! *BOOM*\\
'''Dodger:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Jesse:''' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] just blew himself up on the top of my damn car!
** From the same video, [[RunningGag the elevator song]] is back--this time as a duet.

[[AC:VideoGame/CubeWorld w/ Crendor]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA8pU5ku4hI Part 3:]] Jesse and Crendor come across a castle named Sesel Palace; their first attempt to enter ends with them getting murdered by a small army of very powerful, ''very'' angry humans.

[[AC:VideoGame/SaintsRowIV w/ WebVideo/{{Wowcrendor}}]]
* Jesse gets his first glimpse of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOWvO5rBrA&t=21m6s Crendor's character]]. It sets him laughing so hard he has to leave the room.
--> Blue Man! What happened to you Blue Man!?!?
* Jesse and Crendor taking time to shoot all the terrorist's drinks.
* Jesse and Crendor's reactions to the 50's sitcom-esq simulation.
* Jesse getting control of the car, and immediately using it to run over [[SuperMarioBros Mario.]]
* This comment:
-->After seeing all these comments on the Saints Row videos, I would like to be the first to welcome you all to WebVideo/{{OMFGcata}}, where:\\
Missions=Side Quests\\
Messing Around=Main Story Line
* Crendor merrily running everyone over while Jesse sings "Safety Dance".
* Crendor keeps getting distracted, so Jesse eventually just gives up and drives off to do the missions himself.
* The boys intentionally sprinting into oncoming traffic and getting flung around while first "What Is Love?" and then "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" plays.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoY3bUsBlC4 The second time]] they try this activity, they end up getting [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome gold rank]]. Jesse pulls off some insane combos. It is epic.
* It took a couple episodes, but they [[http://youtu.be/7N4OKgX1nWs finally found Hitler.]]
* "America is definitely not a race."
* There is a different rap at the end of each episode. In Episode 11, Crendor raps about how bad Jesse's rap was.
* "HAN. SOLO. PISTOLS."
* Episode 13, Jesse unknowingly makes a StarWars reference at the same time the game does.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO0n42BoIE&t=18m20s Episode 20]]: Pierce and the boss start singing "Say You're Just a Friend" off-key. Jesse and Crendor join in, also off key and out of time. The resulting cacophony has t be heard to be believed.
** And then they start singing opera-style...
** And after they finish, they apparently thought that Zinyak (the BigBad) singing in the opera voice to troll, and the boss telling him to shut up, were ''each other''.
*** Doubly funny as this scene by itself is funny enough, already.
* A comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqWTRe57cfU Part 26]]: "I just realized that Jesse must [[OnlySaneMan feel the exact same]] in this series as [[TotalBiscuit TB]] feels in Terraria."
* Pretty much the entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wByOrDJi6g Part 27]]. Starting from Jesse's utter glee from the [[spoiler:side-scroller beat 'em up]] that the mission consists of and just going on from there.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8CJC9SCD_k Episode 31]]: Crendor starts being really negative. Jesse is annoyed and snarky about it at first, but eventually [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming he starts trying to cheer Crendor up]] by saying really sappy things.

[[AC: VideoGame/{{Outlast}} w/ WebVideo/{{Wowcrendor}}]]
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p4b7ezWac&t=17m25s first jump scare]] of the Coxtober season.
* Jesse is way too GenreSavvy for this game, constantly yelling at the main character for not turning around and leaving at the first (or second or third) sign of danger.
* Jesse and Crendor pretending that Chris Walker is that guy on the ghost hunter shows that keeps yelling "Come and fight me, ghosts!"
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2I-SlFgBU&t=4m30s part 3]], Crendor reaches over and taps Jesse on the back freaking him out.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwkpX2Yrip4&t=2m42s Part 8]], when Jesse successfully escapes from and kills Dr. Trager, both he and Crendor are FlippingTheBird at him.
** While [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=hwkpX2Yrip4&t=14m on the run from Chris Walker]], Jesse gets into a locker to hide while Walker is ''right there.'' The game glitches and Walker never opens the door. Jesse & Crendor wave at him.
--->'''Jesse:''' I feel like it's the end of ''Film/IndependenceDay.''
** They wait long enough that a "[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants 2000 Years Later]]" card is edited in. Immediately after Crendor discusses WhatMeasureIsANonCute in relation to Walker.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RVADptwxUs&t=24m15s Part 12]]: Jesse & Crendor's reactions to watching Hitler Ghost, a.k.a. Walrider, [[spoiler:tear up Chris Walker]], who they've spend the last couple episodes developing a special hatred for. Crendor starts clapping.
-->'''Jesse:''' You can't applaud Hitler Ghost!\\
'''Crendor:''' Why not?!
* Jesse and Crendor confused and raging about the ending.
-->'''Crendor:''' Even David Lynch would play this game and be like "What just happened at the end I don't understand."
-->'''Jesse:''' *laughing* Well you see David: this game was like a river. A river of idea fish. And the creators caught those idea fish, but ate them before they had time to lay the, the brain seeds.

[[AC: MarlowBriggsAndTheMaskOfDeath]]
* The RunningGag of Jesse singing "[[LargeHam MARLOW]] [[IncomingHam BRIIIIIGGS]]!" whenever he opens a door, and then getting annoyed when there's no one on the other side of it to hear him doing it.
* In episode 4, he ends up defeating a boss in 5 seconds when he accidentally knocks the guy off the platform.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Fridays]]
The Fan Fridays are hilarious in and of themselves, as it seems the fans doing the suggesting seem to make it a point to find the craziest games imaginable for him to play. Some particularly good moments, however:

* Jesse's reactions to realizing he's playing a girl in ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend''. Which also makes his not using the name Cox HilariousInHindsight.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bPmCq9P45s&t=13m26s The end]] of the ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy Gaiden'' video.
-->'''Jesse:''' "WHY WOULD IT EVEN DO THIS?! I SAID I WOULDN'T RAGE! I PROMISED I WOULDN'T RA-!"\\
* dies*\\
'''Jesse:''' *furiously pounds on desk*
** Even better is the apparent ''reason'' the screen flipped on him at the end. All throughout the video was a notice about a new patch to the game, warning retribution if you didn't download it. When the screen flips, you see at the bottom, upside down, the text "What part of get the patch do you not understand".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hduceXHNCDU Part 2]] of that Fan Friday has him playing ''VideoGame/{{Slender}}'', and freaking out within seconds before he's even ''done'' anything. By the end...
--> I've never been so afraid of grass rendering in my entire damn life.
** That is followed shortly after by momentary distortion and Jesse staring at the screen in silent horror for a good ten seconds.
* From ''The Political Machine'' Rematch with Crendor: [[spoiler: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGvFgFOnEc&t=3m53s Hipster Lincoln]]]]! Jesse laughs for nearly 20 seconds straight before he can come up with a coherent response.
** Any of Crendor's characters seems to be able to do the trick. The same thing happens in the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7iuz8Ai0kU&t=0m48s final battle]].
* Before even watching the video: the preview thumbnail for Jesse's 9/27/12 "Revenge of the Q&A" shows Jesse wearing a Bane mask from ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises.'' Jesse is inordinately fond of his Bane-slash-[[VideoGame/{{Diablo}} Deckard Cain]] impersonation.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMObxl8apPU&t=18m55s In his second attempt at FTL]], Jesse gets boarded by an attacker with the same name as one of his recently deceased crew members. [[spoiler: '''ATREYU!!!''']]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdIF6uPbh6E Jesse is bad at farming.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erbALGrsb-o Crendor and Jesse's brainstorming session for a horror/romance film called "The Mangler."]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVGrGH-Ijwo&feature=plcp THE MOST EXCITING GAME EVER.]]
** Most of the video is Jesse failing to stop in time to pick up passengers, rambling about nothing in particular, and finally deciding to just [[RunawayTrain screw it and try to derail the train.]] He manages to do so, [[spoiler: AND THE TRAIN GOES THROUGH A BRIDGE]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOIbSdA5Sc The Fan Friday]] featuring ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo.'' Pretty much all of it, but highlights include his consistent mispronunciation of the Japanese words, the cartoonish voices he gives the characters such as the teacher Mutou, and his reaction to realizing just ''what'' kind of game he's playing.
--> '''(to the viewers who requested this game)''' Oh God... you dicks... you dicks... is this a game where a kid with arrhythmia actively tries to bang disabled girls? *sigh* Look, I'm gonna make the best of this but if any of you assholes out there who are gonna start writing me like "Jesse you're making humorous comments about disabled students." This is on you. This is on ''you'', for making me play this!
** Also, his comment on the video itself, that suggested that he kept playing and wound up getting the BadEnding.
---> So I went ahead and played a bit more today just to see about the possibility of "more". I played for 2 hours and was given 2 additional choices :P Spoiler I failed at each. I'm not sure I have it in me to suck at hitting on girls in anything but real life :P
* ''VideoGame/TheShipMurderParty'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyB2E2lUhY0 Fan "Frunday"]] is pretty much wall-to-wall hilarity. One of the best parts has to be when they start off playing a regular version of the game and Jessie finds himself on the hunt for Dora A. ''bin-Laden''. Then they switch over to "World Leaders" mode server, a mod where the players must hunt down and kill various world leaders. Among them is a [[OsamaBinLaden certain other bin-Laden]]. Jessie is in hysterics when he finds this out.
** "Hey [[GeorgeWBush George]], I hear you've been looking for me!"
** The video was made not long after MargaretThatcher passed away. She's one of the characters in the game mode. This being ''The Ship'', this creates some awkward moments. Meanwhile, omzit runs through the corridors [[CrossesTheLineTwice calling for Thatcher's blood]] whenever he gets her as a target. So many TooSoon comments are made that one player goes so far as to suggest they ought to just make it the title, and is part of the reason Jessie calls it "The Most Offensive Game Ever".
* During the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_AuIpiiwlU Fan Friday]] of ''VideoGame/GameDevTycoon'', Jesse's hastily thrown together TakeThatCritics is his mos successful game to date, cracking him up. Earlier, his most successful game was "Last Hope" (which inadvertently repeated Square's history with the original ''VideoGame/{{Final Fantasy|I}}'').
** Later on, as he starts a real playthrough, it becomes clear that he is the worst namer of games on the planet--his process is just vomiting out words that sorta-kinda fit the theme and rolling with it, even the misspellings.
--->'''Jesse:''' Do not... do NOT let me name a child!
** His Game Dev Tycoon Let's Play ends abruptly when his MMO's maintenance costs exceed its profits. It's abrupt because it happens within the span of around a minute, and it's hilarious because [[EpicFail he had around a billion dollars in the bank before he went under.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxKO-ybQIE Jesse plays]] ''Knights of Pen and Paper'', a game about a group of people playing a traditional TabletopRPG together. By the end of the video, Jesse's group members include [[BadassGrandma Grandma the paladin]], a hipster mage, and [[StarWars Woofie the cleric]].
* In the ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' video, Jesse comes across a truck he has to powerslide under. After multiple failed attempts (because the game is telling him to push what he thinks is the up arrow, when it means shift), [[CuttingTheKnot he simply drives around the damn thing]]. And then there's his reaction to the sex scenes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Minecraft and RPG Makers]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKM8-1J2wZ8&list=SPB275373E5F895811&index=1 Jesse’s]] blind first foray into {{Minecraft}}. Having no idea what he’s supposed to be doing, he ends up confused and terrified.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5VGV9lp_4Q&list=SPB275373E5F895811&index=4 Slyfox]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVkSAEtnCI&list=SPB275373E5F895811&index=7 the Yogscast]] both have a go at trying to explain Minecraft to Jesse, with variying levels of success.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=SPB275373E5F895811&feature=player_detailpage&v=pEc9VSe3Cl8#t=200 “Damn you Cookie Monster!”]] The start of [[EnsembleDarkhorse omzit’s]] RunningGag of throwing cookies in everyone’s way.
* ”Trust us, we’re Americans.”
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=SPB275373E5F895811&v=HA6pJ7oUH3U&feature=player_detailpage#t=205 Meeuwes]] randomly starts singing a Dutch rap song where the only line in English is “Diamonds on my neck, bitch.” And he keeps going, even while Jesse and the others are making fun of him and trying to figure out what the heck he’s saying.
-->'''Jesse''':What does that mean? *Meeuwes keeps singing* '’What does that mean?’’
-->'''Jesse''':*starts singing random nonsense* I can make up gibberish words too, what does that mean? *Meeuwes ignores him and keeps going*
-->'''Jesse''':What is he doing with blinzes? He [[{{Mondegreen}} has a baby on his blinzes]]?
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext ”Don’t fall off naked baby!”]]
* Any of the “build days” where fans and sometimes professionals are invited on to the server to help with large scale builds. Hilarity often ensues along with the awesomeness.
* One day, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=SPB275373E5F895811&feature=player_detailpage&v=4zCCcYAF0Ls Omzit shows up drunk…]]
-->'''Jesse''':People watching right now are probably like “Boy. Thomas is extra annoying today. Well…”
-->'''omzit''':Oh, annoying, is that what I am now?! Well thank you very f*cking much you…buh, something!
* After months of waiting, a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCc6W7GFoPQ new episode]] finally came out. Hilarity ensued.
** Thomas, at Jesse's request, does a rap about pirates. Jesse then asks for a rap about Meeuwes. The result has to be censored multiple times.
** The censor beep gets used several more times after that. At one point Lewis repeats ''something'' that gets beeped out - all we know is that he didn't know it was offensive and he somehow added a slur and made it worse.
** The Golden Hoe.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'm trying to congratulate you and you're all cats."]]
* The RunningGag that they keep unintentionally building things that look like penises.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Cox N' Crendor Podcast]]
* The December 11, 2012 episode. Jesse gets ''way'' too much enjoyment out of hearing Crendor [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHnpMZ7W5k4 mispronounce the word "scarce"]] early in the show.
* Starting off on what would be a trend of focusing on odd things that happen OnlyInFlorida, they discuss the state's notoriety for having the most cases of public masturbation. Jesse comes up with an ad that involved old men masturbating while "Cheeseburger in Paradise" plays, and becomes too amused.
** And by "too amused" we mean that Jesse seriously thought that he was in danger of dying from being unable to stop laughing. According to him if he had succeeded: WorthIt.
* Due to Crendor being a Chicago native, the duo will inadvertently parody [[SaturdayNightLive Bill Swerski's Superfans]] when discussing sports, complete with Jesse horrendously attempting a Chicago accent that sounds more Eastern European.
* The [[https://soundcloud.com/coxncrendor/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-8 Valentine's Day]] episode, in which Jesse gives Crendor a quick on whether or not certain statements are RPG plotlines, or [[OnlyInFlorida Florida headlines]]. Some of the answers ''will'' surprise you.
* Crendor's repeated demands for [[http://www.squishable.com/ Squishables]], and Jesse's annoyance when fans actually start sending them to him.
* http://jessecoxtombstonequotes.com/ - A site dedicated to Jesse's "Tombstone Quotes." The random quotes that Jesse makes that. Each comment typically MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
* The Pele conversation. Jesse was unable to stop laughing for a good 2 minutes straight.
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[[folder: Other]]
[[AC:Other]]
* Jesse, whilst helping [[http://www.youtube.com/user/RosannaPansino Rosanna Pansino]] film [[http://youtu.be/bFXyktLiFKw an episode of Nerdy Nummies]], accidentally [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aozmySJNhUw dropped one of the cupcakes]]. LargeHam ensues.
* A RunningGag throughout the The Gamestation's Free For All of ''VideoGame/ChivalryMedievalWarfare'' has Jesse shouting his BattleCry of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiuaH2wvYwc&t=53s FALRAK IS A DOOB!!!!]]", followed by epic music, usually followed shortly by the music abruptly halting (sometimes with RecordNeedleScratch) when Jesse dies. Made funnier [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiuaH2wvYwc&t=10m47s later on]] when Jesse uses a completely different theme after the Falrak-cry.
** TheStinger where he tries to do the battlecry with his character one last time but gets [[KilledMidSentence kicked into spikes mid-taunt]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCRNvyqfyJw The 27th TGS Podcast]] in which Jesse serenades FeliciaDay, who he has been a StalkerWithACrush towards for some time. HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Felicia''': I've got to admire the effort...\\
'''[[TheCynicalBrit TotalBiscuit]]''': I've got to be slightly terrified by the effort.\\
'''Felicia''': It's restraining-level order effort, like, restraining-order level effort.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwyXHjsFzI Here it is, in it's full glory.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Wdrr5ALnU Podcast #39]] Jessie is introduced to Irn-Bru.
-->'''Jessie''': This stuff is like liquid meth!
** The combination of Irn Bru and a Boost candy bar also may have contributed to the now-legendary SquEnix rant.
* For [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Lw-8vsqfk his fourth round]] in the TGS BloodBowl League Jessie convinces both himself and TheCompletionist to engage in an increasingly elaborate drinking game. Guess how this turned out.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9UEF3jHA8w&t=1h27m15s TGS Podcast 50]], while discussing his past as a teacher, Jesse tells a story in which he went back to his old school to ''apologize'' for his past Class Clown behavior, having gained a whole new appreciation for what teachers deal with. Security had been upped since he was there last, resulting in him being accosted by a guard and taken to the office. The office secretary's reaction: "Back in the office again, eh, Cox?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODX0f3sRac&list=FLy1Ms_5qBTawC-k7PVjHXKQ&index=1 TGS Podcast 52]], Jesse describing the ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game he and Dodger played while at Gemucon.
-->'''Jesse''': By hobgoblin law!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caiNZBag9rY&list=PLE21A1EE8230AB448&index=1 TGS Podcast 61]], TB, Jessie, Dodger and Crendor spend the last 10 minutes discussing a bad porno game.
* Almost the entirety of the ''VideoGame/GunsOfIcarusOnline'' match is hilarious, but this exchange on Jesse's ship took the cake.
-->'''Jesse''': You can shake each others dongs later. Lets go!\\
'''Cry''': Dongs! What the hell did I miss?!\\
'''Jesse''': Well... Dodger found a mystical potion and...\\
'''Dodger''': What?\\
'''Cry''': Ahhh... Futa. I understand.
* During Dodger's 12 Hour live-stream, Jesse gets very... excited, when he learns that Husky hasn't played ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2.''
-->'''Jesse''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2dAmkezMF-4&t=2592 HUUUUUSSSSKY. COME AND PLAY!]]\\
'''Husky''': [[FlatWhat What.]]
* During Jesse's livestream of ''VideoGame/SecretOfMana'', he constantly makes everyone chant "FLAMEY! FLAMEY!" and banters with Strippin of the {{Yogscast}} who ends up being the only mod in the chat at some point.
** They name the characters Suplex, LHorse (Lava Horse) and Dooger.
** [[http://www.twitch.tv/shaboozey/c/2783914 The Blue Whale joke.]] And even though it crosses the line way too many times, the Cinderblock joke told by Brofu.
** [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger's]] response to a question from chat. She would kill her old grandmother, marry her twin, and have sex with a guy who later turns out to be her son.
* At one [[BlizzardEntertainment Blizzcon]], Jesse asked Chris Metzen and Dave Kosak (the head of creative development and lead quest designer, respectively) about a giant snake tail in a ''WorldOfWarcraft'' dungeon. They had no idea what he was talking about since it was just something the artists threw in, but Jesse even ''printed out a poster-sized image'' of a screenshot he took of the dang thing! Then, nearly two years later, Jesse is interviewing Dave Kosak and Kosak exclaims happily [[CallBack "You were the snake-tail guy!"]]
* TB asks people to watch his Hearthstone vids so he will be more powerful than Miley Cyrus and Vevo, Jesse takes it to mean TB is going to twerk.
** And right after they mention Hearthstone, Crendor shows up in the chat.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYSLPxJ60A&t=8m45s At Home with Uncle Wormy.]] The best part is that clearly, he's put some thought into his answer before making it.
* "Talk like you're speaking language!"
* [[Videogame/BeyondTwoSouls "David Cage is a golden god!"]] Unsurprisingly, this has been raised to MemeticMutation status. Type David Cage into Google and look at the suggestions.
* Jesse's apparent lack of privacy in his apartment complex, seen as a series of [[FunnyBackgroundEvent people coming in from behind or off-camera.]] To date, the TGS/Co-Optional Podcast has been interrupted by his housecleaning service, a window washer, and the Marina del Rey fire department. [[GoofyPrintUnderwear Since Jesse works at home and is only seen from the waist up on the podcasts, he seldom wears pants, leading to interesting reactions.]]
* Jesse attends Blizzcon [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxanXkYl2k8 dressed as Leah]] from ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'' and spends the entire time speaking in a Valley Girl accent.
** And Crendor and Total Biscuit are both shown [[HoYay playing with his hair]]...er, wig.
** He even goes and asks a panel questions in character!
* Jesse [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzLf2MTt3c plays]] DayNine in TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering, and [[CurbStompBattle loses, to say the least]].
** Jesse putting on a random pointless accent while describing the creature he just played quickly morphs into a RunningGag about a drake flying around Europe picking up accents.
** [=Day9=] finally attacks Jesse, and the conversation devolves into FantasticRacism against merfolk and eventually into Jesse just ranting about how useless all his options are. [=Day9=] declares it the best block phase he's ever experienced.
** Jesse consistently draws land cards and basically nothing else useful the entire game. After losing, he takes the top five cards from his remaining deck and slams them on the table, [[EpicFail and all five are land]]. Both crack up, with Jesse lamenting that they weren't playing TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaPij_cBF70 The Co-Optional Podcast, Episode 18]]: Crendor's incredibly fake Polaris contract(s).
* There's a RunningGag of Jesse eating foreign "trash snacks" on the Podcasts, stuff that tastes so off to people not-adjusted that it floors him. One particularly memorable time was when the candy came looking like a pill, even TB, who by this point knows how this ends but hasn't stopped it before, told Jesse not to do it. Then Jesse [[TooDumbToLive decided to just pour from the box]], and his reaction makes you think it sent him into a convulsive fit.
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[[folder: Let's Plays]]
[[AC: VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent]]
* At the end of episode 7, Jesse hits [[ThatOneLevel The Water Part]]. The Co-Dependent girls (who have played the game and know what's coming) egg him on until he steps into the water, at which point everything dissolves into a confusion of giggling, {{Angrish}} and the splashes of oncoming doom. "[[TrialAndErrorGameplay Keep Out Of The Water...]]"
* In episode 22 of the ''Amnesia'' playthrough, Jesse somehow manages to fake out a monster in the funniest way possible.

[[AC: VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird]]
* ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'' Let's Play, part 13. Jesse & {{Crendor}} get the Bear... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSqzqYpPvZc&list=SPF338C10D76C95321&index=13&t=14m20s for about fifteen seconds...]]
** Also from the ''Saints Row'' Let's Play: Jesse & Crendor [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlPUG_LMrd4&list=SPF338C10D76C95321&index=18&t=1m10s discover Insurance Fraud]].
** Turns out when you play [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlPUG_LMrd4&list=SPF338C10D76C95321&index=18&t=9m45s "Escort" in Co-op mode]], one player drives while the other provides the... service.
* In one of the missions, they are protecting some people while hanging on a helicopter. They are naturally happy that their driver is [[EnsembleDarkhorse Big Purp]] but when they fail due to their incompetence. They see that Big Purp has been replaced, causing Crendor to rage, ''put the controller down, and walk away''.
* A fanmade video: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJyIQ0cna8 In Memory of Panda Car]]
* Jesse's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ4Pws-VdOs&t=5m10s Sad Panda voice]].
* The ending of the Episode 36 during the Livestream [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO0rOY0ak0o&t=23m36s is this]]. Jesse is just trying to get his pizza, with Crendor trying to protect his body. Its hilarious.
* In [[http://youtu.be/2LCYyHfMdEg?t=9m13s Part 11]], Crendor asks "can we get planes?" They find out that they can. HilarityEnsues.
* Throughout the entire series, both Jesse and Crendor mistake random people for Hitler. Crendor inparticular will go out of his way to kill Hitler, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=U_WEUTcmDDQ#t=10m45s even if it fails the mission.]]

[[AC: Videogame/{{Magicka}}]]
* Jesse plays a round of ''{{Magicka}}'' for a special Fourth of July livestream. Jesse plays a game with Friendly Fire. With three other people. They let him have a gun. FOR AMERICA!

[[AC: VideoGame/{{Terraria}}]]
* In episode 24 of the ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'' Let's Play, Jesse throws a bomb in a small space where both he and TotalBiscuit are trapped. TotalBiscuit lives.
** Made even funnier due to the fact that they can't kill each other unless they change teams, but they don't even realize it yet.
* In one episode of the ''Terraria'' Let's Play, Jesse steals Totalbiscuits Top Hat. Bad stuff occurred.
** This was after Totalbiscuit had killed the high health top-hat wearing zombie. He and Jesse were killed and when they respawned, Totalbiscuit was complaining and Jesse was agreeing, all the while with Jesse wearing the Top Hat and carrying a torch.
*** I believe Totalbiscuit's response when he noticed was:
---->'''Totalbiscuit:''' JESSE YOU JACKASS! GIVE IT HERE!
* In another episode, a glitch had occurred and the previous episode was lost. Lets just say that many a BrickJoke happened.
-->'''Jesse:''' AND FOR 14.99 you too can know what happened in that fateful episode.
* [[SarcasmMode The secrets of Castle von Jessenstein v 1.0 were truly valuable.]]
* More ''Terraria'': Where Jessie tried to trick TotalBiscuit with dynamite by claiming it was what was in a chest. Once again, he lives, and Jessie has killed himself with explosives yet again.
* A fan put together [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XIMLEvYMB4 a montage]] of the many, many, ''many'' deaths of Jesse and TB during the first ''Terraria'' series.

[[AC: [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} Terraria - The Next World Generation]]]]
* Episode 10 of ''Terraria: The Next World Generation'' has Jesse devolving into {{Angrish}} after TB shows that the fruits of their labor in the jungle (where he was constantly dying) happened to be 2 statues that don't do anything.
** What makes this even funnier is that TB is laughing so hard that he--in his words here--can't breathe properly.
** It was also this episode that the Great Space Butterfly first came into being.
* From Episode 30: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr7309GEc-M&t=8m25s Fujimora Yachtsu]]", a [[IncrediblyLamePun pun so incredibly lame]] it left [=TotalBiscuit=] in physical pain.
** Alternative names were [[LeagueOfLegends LoL]]boat One, and Frankenboat Joe.
* In Episode 34, TB and Jesse's death counts have been equal, until one point. At one point, while TB is putting items away, Jesse sneaks up to a sky island and aggros a Wyvern so it will kill TB. [[GoneHorriblyRight It worked... to some extent.]]
* For a considerable number of episodes near the end (so far) of the series, TB and Jesse repeatedly tried to reach the Underground Jungle - which was being overrun by the Hardmode Corruption - to harvest Moonglow for potions, and repeatedly died, often when nearly in sight of the jungle (or even in the surface portion of it). Finally Moonglow was acquired, and they returned to home base...only to discover that there had been five Moonglow in one of their chests ''the entire time''.
-->'''Jesse:''' YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!

[[AC: VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim]]
* Anytime he goes into a vocal rendition, such as saying "[[MemeticMutation Diabeetus]]" when he sees a Horker.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBQSmhOgtD8 Look, I'm a novice, here...]]
* The entirety of Episode 36, with Jesse's constant confused/scared reaction during the Sheogorath quest, and his frustration with the puzzles.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MQCihvE6I&t=36m15s Episode 48]], while Jesse is 'sneaking' in the Thalmor Embassy, when he is in the court yard he is ambushed by a dragon! Not only that but soon [[spoiler: not one but two more dragons appear as well, distracting the Thalmor]]
--> '''Jesse:''' (Hears roar) Wait, was that a dragon?!\\
(Gets bathed in flames)
** Earlier while he was headed for the Embassy, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MQCihvE6I&t=6m15s a dragon attacked him]], while he was naked no less. Understandably he died almost instantly. On his second time he equipped as much armor he could (only some gauntlets) and charged the dragon... only for the dragon to OneHitKill him. The third time, after deciding to suit up at the nearby town, ''the dragon doesn't appear at all''.
** Even funnier, that dragon might have been one of the dragons that attacked the embassy.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9MMnUx1x8A&t=32m10s The song at the end of Episode 55.]]
* At the end of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py5tUCxKi5M&t=38m5s Episode 64]] Jesse encounters a boss Draugr, which leads to [[CurbStompBattle this]]
--> '''Jesse:''' Come at me bro! Come at me!\\
'''Draugr:''' Fus Ro Dah!\\
''*Jesse gets BlownAcrossTheRoom, and dies*''\\
'''Jeese:''' Oh shit! Well he came at me.
* In episode 67 and 68, Jesse does a quest that involves investigating a murder, and he makes good use of a certain MemeticMutation.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDr_mLXFAZc&t=13m40s An unfortunate friendly fire incident!]] Slowed down if you didn't quite catch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_tInKC6bDM here]].

[[AC: {{Fahrenheit}}]]
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjkbh8dXsgU&t=5m31s Part 13]] he complains that he might have to worry about Carla's [[ScrappyMechanic claustrophobia]] and while Carla is leaving the asylum...
-->'''Jesse:''' "[[TemptingFate Well at least I don't have to do]] any claustrophobia anything."\\
* Ligts go out*\\
'''Jesse''': "*{{Beat}}* SON OF A ''BITCH!!''"
* In the beginning of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Ahttx1qoI Part 15]] when Jesse is trying to get past a couple of guards again.
--> '''Jesse:''' "Focus Jesse. Focus with all of your [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment focusing abilities]]."\\
* immediately gets caught*\\
'''Jesse:''' "God damn it..."
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrrOWVWAMUo Final Part]]. Jesse doesn't even make that many jokes in it, instead just reacting the how [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs batshit insane]] the last part of the game is. And his final reaction to the [[GainaxEnding endings]]. "WHY IS THERE NO ANSWERS!" indeed.
--> "''{{Fahrenheit}}'' is the fevered dream of a psychopath. It's a nonsensical, insane, ridiculous ride into the maw of madness. One cannot describe it, only experience it. And God help those who tread this path. [[RunningGag 10/10, Game of the Year]]." - Jesse Cox

[[AC:VideoGame/{{McPixel}}]]
* Just about anytime Jesse's response to a puzzle solution with "Well, that just happened..."
* During the second Bonus Level set:
--> I'm not sure how womens' undergarments work.

[[AC: VideoGame/DeadSpace]]
* on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aP0BX17imw&t=2m45s Part 9]] just as he barely survives the vacuum he says:
--> '''Jesse:''' "There is a lesson to be learned here that I probably should take some oxygen, although it gave me an oxygen tank in the room, no, [[TemptingFate I'm pretty sure the game is gonna be nice to me, I don't think it's going to be a dick and like, pull anything crazy on me here]]."\\
* cue [[CombatTentacles tentacles grabbing his leg]]*\\
'''Jesse:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike OH SHIT!]] What is that? Oh God! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I AM NOT A SCHOOLGIRL!]]"
** A similar situation in part 18 where he get's attacked by another of those tentacles, and later fights the boss that the tentacle spawned from. Which, as he points out, can be best described as a 'space anus'.
* '''Jesse''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHlfG6HijSg&feature=autoplay&list=UUCbfB3cQtkEAiKfdRQnfQvw&playnext=1 I just noticed my life...]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VozcDg_Weuo&list=SPFx-KViPXIkEmKyGlZ4zjr7XZLZLO88xA&t=7m50s Part 28]]
-->'''Jesse''' (singing): [[RunningGag This is the e-lev-ator song]] - (door opens to reveal exploding enemy) [[PrecisionFStrike OH SHIT!!]]
* One of the best parts throughout the entire Let's Play of ''Dead Space'' and ''Dead Space 2'' is how Jesse can be perfectly GenreSavvy regarding an upcoming Necromorph attack, yet ''still'' freak the hell out at the inevitable JumpScare.
* On a similar note, every time Kendra or Hammond contact Isaac, it comes with a loud blast of static that never fails to surprise Jesse.
* The final words of the Let's Play:
--> Yeah... I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna skip Impossible Mode...

[[AC:{{Dishonored}}]]
* In part 14, Jesse Cox realises that [[OhCrap he just poisoned everyone that Slackjaw knows and loves]]. [[BlackComedy It's hilarious]].
* [[BigEater WHALE MEAT.]]
** For those not in the know, this joke centers around Jesse Cox's obsession with eating everything. Also, there is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daW6ppLrMOU fanart]]. Hell yes.
*** ''OM NOM NOM SHO GUD''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7E3MmdL5VA&list=UUCbfB3cQtkEAiKfdRQnfQvw&index=1&feature=plcp Sir? SIR!!]] [[HoYay You're supposed to be FRIENDS, Sir!!]]
** Also from part 16, the glorious return of [[RunningGag "MISTER CROOOOOOWWWWLEY!!! BUM BUM BUM!!!"]]
* Hatters gonna hat!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz9e3IeAiHM&list=SPFx-KViPXIkHraXeRkfksP4wnax8X8eQf&index=23&t=10m30s Jesse has a bit of bad luck.]]
** '''Jesse''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz9e3IeAiHM&list=SPFx-KViPXIkHraXeRkfksP4wnax8X8eQf&index=23&t=14m45s There's something over there...]] 'kay, I'm not really sure what that did. Maybe it shut off the...this, shut off this so I can sneak underneath it? [[spoiler: [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou OH GOD]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY6jf-6F4DA&list=SPFx-KViPXIkHraXeRkfksP4wnax8X8eQf&index=26&t=23m43s This is, without a doubt, the funniest moment so far.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vi8dppyJ-Y&t=11m40s Part 46:]] Jesse escapes the Flooded District and is on his way back to the Hound Pits Pub when he encounters two guards. Paraphrased:
-->'''Guard #1:''' The criminal mind, huh? So what's [Corvo] doing now?\\
'''Guard #2:''' Waiting. He's probably watching us right now.\\
'''Jesse, in hiding only a few feet away:''' lolol

[[AC:VideoGame/FarCry3]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyD8ayZq4k0 The Craziest F'n Thing I've Ever Seen]], a VerySpecialEpisode, focuses around the kind of insanity that results during an open-world game. To wit, Jesse [[spoiler:saves a cow's life by running over the tiger that was trying to kill it, drives his jeep off a cliff and into a river (after which the game crashes and he has to restart), wanders into a town under attack from ''[[FeatheredFiend cassowaries]] [[StuffBlowingUp that can apparently blow up cars]]'', is attacked by an alligator right after TemptingFate (descending into a [[PrecisionFStrike rare]] ClusterFBomb as he tries to fight it off), finds what is apparently a bulletproof goat, and gets murdered by a komodo dragon out of nowhere as he was in the middle of the looting animation]] ''in the space of nine minutes''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaVl8Wlt4g Because there's just a bunch of guys out there named Buck, and they all only do one thing.]]
* Jesse attempts to hang glide onto a boat in the middle of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes shark-infested waters]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaeMUETbVKk&t=1m22s It goes about as well as you'd expect.]] This is made even more hilarious by the fact that Jesse is ''genuinely terrified'' of sharks.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yOxczN2oHzg#t=391s Jessie mows down enemies by the dozens while singing unfitting music.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3dxVtsXQ9A The entirety of Jessie and Crendor's co-op Let's Play condensed down into a two minute PSA.]]

[[AC:VideoGame/DeadSpace2]]
* During the puzzle where Isaac has to move some fuses around to shut down [[AIIsACrapshoot ANTI]], he becomes convinced he has the puzzle down. Only to... well:
-->'''Jesse''': [[RhymesOnADime So, red is dead, and blue is in the goo!]]\\
''(Inserts first fuse, which turns blue.)''\\
'''Jesse''': Blue! Nice. Okay, stick this down here...\\
''(Inserts second fuse. It turns green. {{Beat}})''\\
'''Jesse''': Wait, what? What the hell is green?! ''(bursts out laughing)''
** Even better, when he connects all the fuses so that they're green, he finds a secret room containing loot [[spoiler:and [[RunningGag Peng!]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by0vOunj5Lc&t=11m20s Best glitch ever.]] Gets even more hilarious towards the end of the video.
** A fan [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Fb4ULFurM uploaded the video]] with ''Chariots of Fire'' in the background.

[[AC:VideoGame/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm]]
* Jesse makes fun of Mengsk's special elite squads towards the end of the campaign due to their ineffectiveness relative to their fearsome title, and then creates "Death Squad 7," which is a group comprised solely of Zerg Overlords--units which have absolutely no combat effectiveness or utility to speak of.

[[AC:VideoGame/BioshockInfinite]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRsyfuchSC8 The first part]] features Jesse rendered speechless--partly because he's [[SceneryPorn blown away by the scenery]], and partly because he has no idea what the hell is going on.
* About the Lutece twins: "WHY DO I LOVE AND/OR HATE YOOOUUU?!"
* After seeing Booker's dream about Columbia attacking New York and arriving in the Garden of New Eden, Jesse then finds the inscription "The Seed of the Prophet shall sit the throne and drown in flame the Mountains of Man."
-->Is that... Oooh, is that a prophecy of what I saw in my dream of the vision of the future in my office when I opened the door? [[LampshadeHanging I know that made no sense, what I just said...]]
* Jesse's "old-timey" voice. Especially when he decides to sing while using it.
* The incident at the raffle: first, Jesse is driven to hysterical giggling by Fink's casually racist comment about "the prettiest white girl in all of Columbia"; then he [[OhCrap realizes]] that he's just won on number 77 after being warned not to... [[MoodWhiplash and then]] it turns out that he's won [[spoiler: the first throw in the public stoning of a mixed-race couple]]. Cue incredulous shouts of "Wait ''what?'' What the ''shit''... WHAT?! What is happening here?" Then [[spoiler: Booker fights back by ramming a policeman's face into a skyhook]], leading to an incredibly bloody fight scene, and all of a sudden, Jesse's laughing again.
* "Uh, sirs, can we have a conversa--OH GOD, OKAY, NEVERMIND!"
* Upon arriving in the Monument Island research center, Jesse finds an overturned chair with a shirt draped over it and a pair of shoes lying nearby; he immediately speculates that the previous owner was just so startled that his shoes and shirt blew off and he ran out of the building completely naked.
--> Future DLC.
* In part 9, Jesse [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC5a5651D8Y&t=12m53s comes across a Kinetescope]] in the arcade after going through and seeing the Colored & Irish bathrooms compared to the White bathrooms.
-->What other horrific racist thing are we gonna fi--"Solving the Irish Problem", of course! Of course...
* Upon encountering the animatronic, poem-reciting George Washington in the Hall of Heroes lobby, Jesse's computer suffered a critical error and crashed. Jesse could only speculate that it simply couldn't handle the awesomeness.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UXXjI83phww#t=172s Part 13]] has Jesse performing the single most violent mood swing imaginable. After listening to the somber, doomed message on one of Slate's audio-logs he delivers this thoughtful insight:
-->... Interesting, i'm not sure where to put his character yet... (sees enemy soldier and blasts him in the back) But I know where to put this guy's character! [[LargeHam ON THE GROUND!]]
** Elizabeth's expression in response helps sell it.
* "[[BadassBoast I'm comin' for ya, Slate]] - [[OhCrap OH SHIT]], [[JumpScare HE'S COMIN' FOR ME!]] {Beat} Note to self, he has more guys..."
* The first encounter with the [[AmericanRobot Motorized Patriots]].
** "That is one pissed-off George Washington!"
** "Come on, George! I cannot tell a lie, I'm going to shoot you in the e- ("George" charges his cover, minigun blazing) ''OH '''SHIT!"''' ''
** "Mr Ple... President... [[BondOneLiner You've been voted out of office.]]"
** "The only thing I got out of that was that I almost called George Washington "Mr Plesident." You know, because he's so happy, he's [[PerfectlyCromulentWord pleasident]]."
* At Finkton Docks, Jesse runs into another Motorized Patriot, and is halfway through calling it George when he realizes that it's actually modelled on Ben Franklin.
-->'''[[RoboSpeak I-AM-HERE-FOR-YOUR]]-[[MemeticSexGod WHORES]].'''
* "Wait, they've got [[http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Beast minotaurs]], now?!"
* In yet ''another'' encounter with Motorized Patriots, Jesse finds himself fighting a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaoEhFuOTI4&t=15m5s Vox Populi-aligned version modeled after Abraham Lincoln]]. After taking a few potshots at it with his HandCannon - and laughing over the fact that he's trying to [[HistoryRepeats shoot Abraham Lincoln in the head]] - he realizes that Elizabeth can summon a Motorized Patriot of her own to fight it... but this one's modeled on George Washington. Cue massive squee attack as the two mechanized presidents square off. [[spoiler: George Wins.]]
-->'''Jesse:''' George Washington vs Abraham Lincoln! Goooooooo History!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZcDGtcuCH8&t=19m20s His response]] to hearing the "[[WhamEpisode Whispers Through The Walls]]" voxophone, which implies that [[spoiler: the Lutece Twins are really just the same person, but from different dimensions.]]
--> HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD THE PHONE!

[[AC:VideoGame/FarCry3BloodDragon]]
* Jesse's constantly competing with Rex Power Colt's one-liners.
* Jesse correctly predicts Rex's dialogue during a scene with Dr. Darling in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHE73npQT-M&t=9m17s Part 3]], when Dr. Darling is offering an injection to make him as powerful as the BigBad.
-->'''Rex:''' No, Doc. No way. I swore an oath to a special lady.\\
'''Jesse:''' Lady Liberty.\\
'''Dr. Darling:''' Your... wife?\\
'''Jesse:''' Say it.\\
'''Rex:''' No, lady liberty\\
'''Jesse:''' yea-ha-hahhh! '''''America!'''''\\
'''Rex:''' She taught me that winners... don't use drugs.\\
'''Jesse:''' Fuck yeah!
* Jesse takes a quick, terror and rant-filled ride down a river in a jet ski in [[http://youtu.be/DnnjCwRHMdU?t=3m20s Part 9]]. It ends when [[spoiler:he rides right into the mouth of a mutant crocodile]].
* Jesse's glee throughout the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNf64Of8jc&t=11m19s Battle Armored Dragon Assault Strike System]] portion of the finale.
-->'''Battle Dragon:''' DO YOU LIKE RIDING ME?\\
'''Jesse:''' I ''do'', buddy!
* "Can I 'F' this guy?"

[[AC:VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram w/ Myndflame]]
* The series is full of these. A large amount of the humor though comes from Clint (who is very experienced at the game) being a DeadpanSnarker to Jesse, who is practically new at the game.
* In [[http://youtu.be/Z0Idne0cvAw?t=13m51s part 3]], Jesse wants to send a Space Butterfly themed rocket to the moon. To which Clint has already prepared one but much to his objection, Jesse decides to make his own. The results of their first launch are [[EpicFail expected]].
--> '''Clint:''' *mocking Jesse* "Or we could just build a Space Butterfly!"

[[AC:VideoGame/DeadSpace3 w/ [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]]]]
* You know a Let's Play is off to a good start when the first gunfight after the prologue [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_evMv1iHS68#t=1278s ends with this]]:
-->'''Unitologist:''' AAAAH! *BOOM*\\
'''Dodger:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Jesse:''' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] just blew himself up on the top of my damn car!
** From the same video, [[RunningGag the elevator song]] is back--this time as a duet.

[[AC:VideoGame/CubeWorld w/ Crendor]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA8pU5ku4hI Part 3:]] Jesse and Crendor come across a castle named Sesel Palace; their first attempt to enter ends with them getting murdered by a small army of very powerful, ''very'' angry humans.

[[AC:VideoGame/SaintsRowIV w/ WebVideo/{{Wowcrendor}}]]
* Jesse gets his first glimpse of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOWvO5rBrA&t=21m6s Crendor's character]]. It sets him laughing so hard he has to leave the room.
--> Blue Man! What happened to you Blue Man!?!?
* Jesse and Crendor taking time to shoot all the terrorist's drinks.
* Jesse and Crendor's reactions to the 50's sitcom-esq simulation.
* Jesse getting control of the car, and immediately using it to run over [[SuperMarioBros Mario.]]
* This comment:
-->After seeing all these comments on the Saints Row videos, I would like to be the first to welcome you all to WebVideo/{{OMFGcata}}, where:\\
Missions=Side Quests\\
Messing Around=Main Story Line
* Crendor merrily running everyone over while Jesse sings "Safety Dance".
* Crendor keeps getting distracted, so Jesse eventually just gives up and drives off to do the missions himself.
* The boys intentionally sprinting into oncoming traffic and getting flung around while first "What Is Love?" and then "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" plays.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoY3bUsBlC4 The second time]] they try this activity, they end up getting [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome gold rank]]. Jesse pulls off some insane combos. It is epic.
* It took a couple episodes, but they [[http://youtu.be/7N4OKgX1nWs finally found Hitler.]]
* "America is definitely not a race."
* There is a different rap at the end of each episode. In Episode 11, Crendor raps about how bad Jesse's rap was.
* "HAN. SOLO. PISTOLS."
* Episode 13, Jesse unknowingly makes a StarWars reference at the same time the game does.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO0n42BoIE&t=18m20s Episode 20]]: Pierce and the boss start singing "Say You're Just a Friend" off-key. Jesse and Crendor join in, also off key and out of time. The resulting cacophony has t be heard to be believed.
** And then they start singing opera-style...
** And after they finish, they apparently thought that Zinyak (the BigBad) singing in the opera voice to troll, and the boss telling him to shut up, were ''each other''.
*** Doubly funny as this scene by itself is funny enough, already.
* A comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqWTRe57cfU Part 26]]: "I just realized that Jesse must [[OnlySaneMan feel the exact same]] in this series as [[TotalBiscuit TB]] feels in Terraria."
* Pretty much the entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wByOrDJi6g Part 27]]. Starting from Jesse's utter glee from the [[spoiler:side-scroller beat 'em up]] that the mission consists of and just going on from there.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8CJC9SCD_k Episode 31]]: Crendor starts being really negative. Jesse is annoyed and snarky about it at first, but eventually [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming he starts trying to cheer Crendor up]] by saying really sappy things.

[[AC: VideoGame/{{Outlast}} w/ WebVideo/{{Wowcrendor}}]]
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p4b7ezWac&t=17m25s first jump scare]] of the Coxtober season.
* Jesse is way too GenreSavvy for this game, constantly yelling at the main character for not turning around and leaving at the first (or second or third) sign of danger.
* Jesse and Crendor pretending that Chris Walker is that guy on the ghost hunter shows that keeps yelling "Come and fight me, ghosts!"
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2I-SlFgBU&t=4m30s part 3]], Crendor reaches over and taps Jesse on the back freaking him out.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwkpX2Yrip4&t=2m42s Part 8]], when Jesse successfully escapes from and kills Dr. Trager, both he and Crendor are FlippingTheBird at him.
** While [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=hwkpX2Yrip4&t=14m on the run from Chris Walker]], Jesse gets into a locker to hide while Walker is ''right there.'' The game glitches and Walker never opens the door. Jesse & Crendor wave at him.
--->'''Jesse:''' I feel like it's the end of ''Film/IndependenceDay.''
** They wait long enough that a "[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants 2000 Years Later]]" card is edited in. Immediately after Crendor discusses WhatMeasureIsANonCute in relation to Walker.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RVADptwxUs&t=24m15s Part 12]]: Jesse & Crendor's reactions to watching Hitler Ghost, a.k.a. Walrider, [[spoiler:tear up Chris Walker]], who they've spend the last couple episodes developing a special hatred for. Crendor starts clapping.
-->'''Jesse:''' You can't applaud Hitler Ghost!\\
'''Crendor:''' Why not?!
* Jesse and Crendor confused and raging about the ending.
-->'''Crendor:''' Even David Lynch would play this game and be like "What just happened at the end I don't understand."
-->'''Jesse:''' *laughing* Well you see David: this game was like a river. A river of idea fish. And the creators caught those idea fish, but ate them before they had time to lay the, the brain seeds.

[[AC: MarlowBriggsAndTheMaskOfDeath]]
* The RunningGag of Jesse singing "[[LargeHam MARLOW]] [[IncomingHam BRIIIIIGGS]]!" whenever he opens a door, and then getting annoyed when there's no one on the other side of it to hear him doing it.
* In episode 4, he ends up defeating a boss in 5 seconds when he accidentally knocks the guy off the platform.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Fridays]]
The Fan Fridays are hilarious in and of themselves, as it seems the fans doing the suggesting seem to make it a point to find the craziest games imaginable for him to play. Some particularly good moments, however:

* Jesse's reactions to realizing he's playing a girl in ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend''. Which also makes his not using the name Cox HilariousInHindsight.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bPmCq9P45s&t=13m26s The end]] of the ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy Gaiden'' video.
-->'''Jesse:''' "WHY WOULD IT EVEN DO THIS?! I SAID I WOULDN'T RAGE! I PROMISED I WOULDN'T RA-!"\\
* dies*\\
'''Jesse:''' *furiously pounds on desk*
** Even better is the apparent ''reason'' the screen flipped on him at the end. All throughout the video was a notice about a new patch to the game, warning retribution if you didn't download it. When the screen flips, you see at the bottom, upside down, the text "What part of get the patch do you not understand".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hduceXHNCDU Part 2]] of that Fan Friday has him playing ''VideoGame/{{Slender}}'', and freaking out within seconds before he's even ''done'' anything. By the end...
--> I've never been so afraid of grass rendering in my entire damn life.
** That is followed shortly after by momentary distortion and Jesse staring at the screen in silent horror for a good ten seconds.
* From ''The Political Machine'' Rematch with Crendor: [[spoiler: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGvFgFOnEc&t=3m53s Hipster Lincoln]]]]! Jesse laughs for nearly 20 seconds straight before he can come up with a coherent response.
** Any of Crendor's characters seems to be able to do the trick. The same thing happens in the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7iuz8Ai0kU&t=0m48s final battle]].
* Before even watching the video: the preview thumbnail for Jesse's 9/27/12 "Revenge of the Q&A" shows Jesse wearing a Bane mask from ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises.'' Jesse is inordinately fond of his Bane-slash-[[VideoGame/{{Diablo}} Deckard Cain]] impersonation.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMObxl8apPU&t=18m55s In his second attempt at FTL]], Jesse gets boarded by an attacker with the same name as one of his recently deceased crew members. [[spoiler: '''ATREYU!!!''']]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdIF6uPbh6E Jesse is bad at farming.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erbALGrsb-o Crendor and Jesse's brainstorming session for a horror/romance film called "The Mangler."]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVGrGH-Ijwo&feature=plcp THE MOST EXCITING GAME EVER.]]
** Most of the video is Jesse failing to stop in time to pick up passengers, rambling about nothing in particular, and finally deciding to just [[RunawayTrain screw it and try to derail the train.]] He manages to do so, [[spoiler: AND THE TRAIN GOES THROUGH A BRIDGE]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOIbSdA5Sc The Fan Friday]] featuring ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo.'' Pretty much all of it, but highlights include his consistent mispronunciation of the Japanese words, the cartoonish voices he gives the characters such as the teacher Mutou, and his reaction to realizing just ''what'' kind of game he's playing.
--> '''(to the viewers who requested this game)''' Oh God... you dicks... you dicks... is this a game where a kid with arrhythmia actively tries to bang disabled girls? *sigh* Look, I'm gonna make the best of this but if any of you assholes out there who are gonna start writing me like "Jesse you're making humorous comments about disabled students." This is on you. This is on ''you'', for making me play this!
** Also, his comment on the video itself, that suggested that he kept playing and wound up getting the BadEnding.
---> So I went ahead and played a bit more today just to see about the possibility of "more". I played for 2 hours and was given 2 additional choices :P Spoiler I failed at each. I'm not sure I have it in me to suck at hitting on girls in anything but real life :P
* ''VideoGame/TheShipMurderParty'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyB2E2lUhY0 Fan "Frunday"]] is pretty much wall-to-wall hilarity. One of the best parts has to be when they start off playing a regular version of the game and Jessie finds himself on the hunt for Dora A. ''bin-Laden''. Then they switch over to "World Leaders" mode server, a mod where the players must hunt down and kill various world leaders. Among them is a [[OsamaBinLaden certain other bin-Laden]]. Jessie is in hysterics when he finds this out.
** "Hey [[GeorgeWBush George]], I hear you've been looking for me!"
** The video was made not long after MargaretThatcher passed away. She's one of the characters in the game mode. This being ''The Ship'', this creates some awkward moments. Meanwhile, omzit runs through the corridors [[CrossesTheLineTwice calling for Thatcher's blood]] whenever he gets her as a target. So many TooSoon comments are made that one player goes so far as to suggest they ought to just make it the title, and is part of the reason Jessie calls it "The Most Offensive Game Ever".
* During the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_AuIpiiwlU Fan Friday]] of ''VideoGame/GameDevTycoon'', Jesse's hastily thrown together TakeThatCritics is his mos successful game to date, cracking him up. Earlier, his most successful game was "Last Hope" (which inadvertently repeated Square's history with the original ''VideoGame/{{Final Fantasy|I}}'').
** Later on, as he starts a real playthrough, it becomes clear that he is the worst namer of games on the planet--his process is just vomiting out words that sorta-kinda fit the theme and rolling with it, even the misspellings.
--->'''Jesse:''' Do not... do NOT let me name a child!
** His Game Dev Tycoon Let's Play ends abruptly when his MMO's maintenance costs exceed its profits. It's abrupt because it happens within the span of around a minute, and it's hilarious because [[EpicFail he had around a billion dollars in the bank before he went under.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxKO-ybQIE Jesse plays]] ''Knights of Pen and Paper'', a game about a group of people playing a traditional TabletopRPG together. By the end of the video, Jesse's group members include [[BadassGrandma Grandma the paladin]], a hipster mage, and [[StarWars Woofie the cleric]].
* In the ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' video, Jesse comes across a truck he has to powerslide under. After multiple failed attempts (because the game is telling him to push what he thinks is the up arrow, when it means shift), [[CuttingTheKnot he simply drives around the damn thing]]. And then there's his reaction to the sex scenes.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKM8-1J2wZ8&list=SPB275373E5F895811&index=1 Jesse’s]] blind first foray into {{Minecraft}}. Having no idea what he’s supposed to be doing, he ends up confused and terrified.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5VGV9lp_4Q&list=SPB275373E5F895811&index=4 Slyfox]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVkSAEtnCI&list=SPB275373E5F895811&index=7 the Yogscast]] both have a go at trying to explain Minecraft to Jesse, with variying levels of success.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=SPB275373E5F895811&feature=player_detailpage&v=pEc9VSe3Cl8#t=200 “Damn you Cookie Monster!”]] The start of [[EnsembleDarkhorse omzit’s]] RunningGag of throwing cookies in everyone’s way.
* ”Trust us, we’re Americans.”
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=SPB275373E5F895811&v=HA6pJ7oUH3U&feature=player_detailpage#t=205 Meeuwes]] randomly starts singing a Dutch rap song where the only line in English is “Diamonds on my neck, bitch.” And he keeps going, even while Jesse and the others are making fun of him and trying to figure out what the heck he’s saying.
-->'''Jesse''':What does that mean? *Meeuwes keeps singing* '’What does that mean?’’
-->'''Jesse''':*starts singing random nonsense* I can make up gibberish words too, what does that mean? *Meeuwes ignores him and keeps going*
-->'''Jesse''':What is he doing with blinzes? He [[{{Mondegreen}} has a baby on his blinzes]]?
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext ”Don’t fall off naked baby!”]]
* Any of the “build days” where fans and sometimes professionals are invited on to the server to help with large scale builds. Hilarity often ensues along with the awesomeness.
* One day, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=SPB275373E5F895811&feature=player_detailpage&v=4zCCcYAF0Ls Omzit shows up drunk…]]
-->'''Jesse''':People watching right now are probably like “Boy. Thomas is extra annoying today. Well…”
-->'''omzit''':Oh, annoying, is that what I am now?! Well thank you very f*cking much you…buh, something!
* After months of waiting, a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCc6W7GFoPQ new episode]] finally came out. Hilarity ensued.
** Thomas, at Jesse's request, does a rap about pirates. Jesse then asks for a rap about Meeuwes. The result has to be censored multiple times.
** The censor beep gets used several more times after that. At one point Lewis repeats ''something'' that gets beeped out - all we know is that he didn't know it was offensive and he somehow added a slur and made it worse.
** The Golden Hoe.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'm trying to congratulate you and you're all cats."]]
* The RunningGag that they keep unintentionally building things that look like penises.

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* The December 11, 2012 episode. Jesse gets ''way'' too much enjoyment out of hearing Crendor [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHnpMZ7W5k4 mispronounce the word "scarce"]] early in the show.
* Starting off on what would be a trend of focusing on odd things that happen OnlyInFlorida, they discuss the state's notoriety for having the most cases of public masturbation. Jesse comes up with an ad that involved old men masturbating while "Cheeseburger in Paradise" plays, and becomes too amused.
** And by "too amused" we mean that Jesse seriously thought that he was in danger of dying from being unable to stop laughing. According to him if he had succeeded: WorthIt.
* Due to Crendor being a Chicago native, the duo will inadvertently parody [[SaturdayNightLive Bill Swerski's Superfans]] when discussing sports, complete with Jesse horrendously attempting a Chicago accent that sounds more Eastern European.
* The [[https://soundcloud.com/coxncrendor/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-8 Valentine's Day]] episode, in which Jesse gives Crendor a quick on whether or not certain statements are RPG plotlines, or [[OnlyInFlorida Florida headlines]]. Some of the answers ''will'' surprise you.
* Crendor's repeated demands for [[http://www.squishable.com/ Squishables]], and Jesse's annoyance when fans actually start sending them to him.
* http://jessecoxtombstonequotes.com/ - A site dedicated to Jesse's "Tombstone Quotes." The random quotes that Jesse makes that. Each comment typically MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
* The Pele conversation. Jesse was unable to stop laughing for a good 2 minutes straight.
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* Jesse, whilst helping [[http://www.youtube.com/user/RosannaPansino Rosanna Pansino]] film [[http://youtu.be/bFXyktLiFKw an episode of Nerdy Nummies]], accidentally [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aozmySJNhUw dropped one of the cupcakes]]. LargeHam ensues.
* A RunningGag throughout the The Gamestation's Free For All of ''VideoGame/ChivalryMedievalWarfare'' has Jesse shouting his BattleCry of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiuaH2wvYwc&t=53s FALRAK IS A DOOB!!!!]]", followed by epic music, usually followed shortly by the music abruptly halting (sometimes with RecordNeedleScratch) when Jesse dies. Made funnier [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiuaH2wvYwc&t=10m47s later on]] when Jesse uses a completely different theme after the Falrak-cry.
** TheStinger where he tries to do the battlecry with his character one last time but gets [[KilledMidSentence kicked into spikes mid-taunt]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCRNvyqfyJw The 27th TGS Podcast]] in which Jesse serenades FeliciaDay, who he has been a StalkerWithACrush towards for some time. HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Felicia''': I've got to admire the effort...\\
'''[[TheCynicalBrit TotalBiscuit]]''': I've got to be slightly terrified by the effort.\\
'''Felicia''': It's restraining-level order effort, like, restraining-order level effort.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwyXHjsFzI Here it is, in it's full glory.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Wdrr5ALnU Podcast #39]] Jessie is introduced to Irn-Bru.
-->'''Jessie''': This stuff is like liquid meth!
** The combination of Irn Bru and a Boost candy bar also may have contributed to the now-legendary SquEnix rant.
* For [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Lw-8vsqfk his fourth round]] in the TGS BloodBowl League Jessie convinces both himself and TheCompletionist to engage in an increasingly elaborate drinking game. Guess how this turned out.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9UEF3jHA8w&t=1h27m15s TGS Podcast 50]], while discussing his past as a teacher, Jesse tells a story in which he went back to his old school to ''apologize'' for his past Class Clown behavior, having gained a whole new appreciation for what teachers deal with. Security had been upped since he was there last, resulting in him being accosted by a guard and taken to the office. The office secretary's reaction: "Back in the office again, eh, Cox?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODX0f3sRac&list=FLy1Ms_5qBTawC-k7PVjHXKQ&index=1 TGS Podcast 52]], Jesse describing the ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game he and Dodger played while at Gemucon.
-->'''Jesse''': By hobgoblin law!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caiNZBag9rY&list=PLE21A1EE8230AB448&index=1 TGS Podcast 61]], TB, Jessie, Dodger and Crendor spend the last 10 minutes discussing a bad porno game.
* Almost the entirety of the ''VideoGame/GunsOfIcarusOnline'' match is hilarious, but this exchange on Jesse's ship took the cake.
-->'''Jesse''': You can shake each others dongs later. Lets go!\\
'''Cry''': Dongs! What the hell did I miss?!\\
'''Jesse''': Well... Dodger found a mystical potion and...\\
'''Dodger''': What?\\
'''Cry''': Ahhh... Futa. I understand.
* During Dodger's 12 Hour live-stream, Jesse gets very... excited, when he learns that Husky hasn't played ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2.''
-->'''Jesse''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2dAmkezMF-4&t=2592 HUUUUUSSSSKY. COME AND PLAY!]]\\
'''Husky''': [[FlatWhat What.]]
* During Jesse's livestream of ''VideoGame/SecretOfMana'', he constantly makes everyone chant "FLAMEY! FLAMEY!" and banters with Strippin of the {{Yogscast}} who ends up being the only mod in the chat at some point.
** They name the characters Suplex, LHorse (Lava Horse) and Dooger.
** [[http://www.twitch.tv/shaboozey/c/2783914 The Blue Whale joke.]] And even though it crosses the line way too many times, the Cinderblock joke told by Brofu.
** [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger's]] response to a question from chat. She would kill her old grandmother, marry her twin, and have sex with a guy who later turns out to be her son.
* At one [[BlizzardEntertainment Blizzcon]], Jesse asked Chris Metzen and Dave Kosak (the head of creative development and lead quest designer, respectively) about a giant snake tail in a ''WorldOfWarcraft'' dungeon. They had no idea what he was talking about since it was just something the artists threw in, but Jesse even ''printed out a poster-sized image'' of a screenshot he took of the dang thing! Then, nearly two years later, Jesse is interviewing Dave Kosak and Kosak exclaims happily [[CallBack "You were the snake-tail guy!"]]
* TB asks people to watch his Hearthstone vids so he will be more powerful than Miley Cyrus and Vevo, Jesse takes it to mean TB is going to twerk.
** And right after they mention Hearthstone, Crendor shows up in the chat.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYSLPxJ60A&t=8m45s At Home with Uncle Wormy.]] The best part is that clearly, he's put some thought into his answer before making it.
* "Talk like you're speaking language!"
* [[Videogame/BeyondTwoSouls "David Cage is a golden god!"]] Unsurprisingly, this has been raised to MemeticMutation status. Type David Cage into Google and look at the suggestions.
* Jesse's apparent lack of privacy in his apartment complex, seen as a series of [[FunnyBackgroundEvent people coming in from behind or off-camera.]] To date, the TGS/Co-Optional Podcast has been interrupted by his housecleaning service, a window washer, and the Marina del Rey fire department. [[GoofyPrintUnderwear Since Jesse works at home and is only seen from the waist up on the podcasts, he seldom wears pants, leading to interesting reactions.]]
* Jesse attends Blizzcon [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxanXkYl2k8 dressed as Leah]] from ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'' and spends the entire time speaking in a Valley Girl accent.
** And Crendor and Total Biscuit are both shown [[HoYay playing with his hair]]...er, wig.
** He even goes and asks a panel questions in character!
* Jesse [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzLf2MTt3c plays]] DayNine in TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering, and [[CurbStompBattle loses, to say the least]].
** Jesse putting on a random pointless accent while describing the creature he just played quickly morphs into a RunningGag about a drake flying around Europe picking up accents.
** [=Day9=] finally attacks Jesse, and the conversation devolves into FantasticRacism against merfolk and eventually into Jesse just ranting about how useless all his options are. [=Day9=] declares it the best block phase he's ever experienced.
** Jesse consistently draws land cards and basically nothing else useful the entire game. After losing, he takes the top five cards from his remaining deck and slams them on the table, [[EpicFail and all five are land]]. Both crack up, with Jesse lamenting that they weren't playing TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaPij_cBF70 The Co-Optional Podcast, Episode 18]]: Crendor's incredibly fake Polaris contract(s).
* There's a RunningGag of Jesse eating foreign "trash snacks" on the Podcasts, stuff that tastes so off to people not-adjusted that it floors him. One particularly memorable time was when the candy came looking like a pill, even TB, who by this point knows how this ends but hasn't stopped it before, told Jesse not to do it. Then Jesse [[TooDumbToLive decided to just pour from the box]], and his reaction makes you think it sent him into a convulsive fit.
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* In episode 4, he ends up defeating a boss in 5 seconds when he accidentally knocks the guy off the platform.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYSLPxJ60A=8m45s At Home with Uncle Wormy.]] The best part is that clearly, he's put some thought into his answer before making it.

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* Jesse [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzLf2MTt3c plays]] DayNine in TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering, and [[CurbStompBattle loses, to say the least]].
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** [=Day9=] finally attacks Jesse, and the conversation devolves into FantasticRacism against merfolk and eventually into Jesse just ranting about how useless all his options are. [=Day9=] declares it the best block phase he's ever experienced.
** Jesse consistently draws land cards and basically nothing else useful the entire game. After losing, he takes the top five cards from his remaining deck and slams them on the table, [[EpicFail and all five are land]]. Both crack up, with Jesse lamenting that they weren't playing TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8CJC9SCD_k Episode 31]]: Crendor starts being really negative. Jesse is annoyed and snarky about it at first, but eventually [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming he starts trying to cheer Crendor up]] by saying really sappy things.

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* A comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqWTRe57cfU Part 26]]: "I just realized that Jesse must [[OnlySaneMan feel the exact same]] in this series as [[TotalBiscuit TB]] feels in Terraria."
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-->'''Crendor:''' Even David Lynch would play this game and be like "What just happened at the end I don't understand."
-->'''Jesse:''' *laughing* Well you see David: this game was like a river. A river of idea fish. And the creators caught those idea fish, but ate them before they had time to lay the, the brain seeds.
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-->'''Jesse:''' You can't applaud Hitler Ghost!\\
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* After months of waiting, a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCc6W7GFoPQ new episode]] finally came out. Hilarity ensued.
** Thomas, at Jesse's request, does a rap about pirates. Jesse then asks for a rap about Meeuwes. The result has to be censored multiple times.
** The censor beep gets used several more times after that. At one point Lewis repeats ''something'' that gets beeped out - all we know is that he didn't know it was offensive and he somehow added a slur and made it worse.
** The Golden Hoe.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'm trying to congratulate you and you're all cats."]]
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--->'''Jesse:''' I feel like it's the end of ''Film/IndependenceDay.''
** They wait long enough that a "[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSpongePants 2000 Years Later]]" card is edited in. Immediately after Crendor discusses WhatMeasureIsANonCute in relation to Walker.

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