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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHS_wgp0_ts All]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZZX9lV0qY three]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U80yDSn7MRE videos]] on the [[UpToEleven TF2x10]] GameMod. It starts with him jumping [[InASingleBound across the entirety of Lakeside]] using the Detonator and gets crazier from there.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHS_wgp0_ts All]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZZX9lV0qY three]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U80yDSn7MRE videos]] on the [[UpToEleven TF2x10]] [=TF2x10=] GameMod. It starts with him jumping [[InASingleBound across the entirety of Lakeside]] using the Detonator and gets crazier from there.
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-->'''Muselk''': I love how, like, "we're gonna go tryhard for a round!", then we're like "'''[[MundaneMadeAwesome SPINNING POT PLANTS!]]'''"

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-->'''Muselk''': I love how, like, "we're gonna go tryhard for a round!", then we're like "'''[[MundaneMadeAwesome SPINNING POT PLANTS!]]'''"PLANTS!]]'''"
* When Muselk was playing capture the flag with Bazza and Tyrodin, a Reinhardt charged at him causing him to fall off of the map. Fortunately Muselk was playing as Winston and he frantically and successfully used his ultimate to jump back the platform. When he reached the point and had reassured himself of his success, he was devastated to discover that he had actually lost the flag during the leaps to safety.
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* "I GOT HIM! HOLY FUCKING SHI- (pause) Okay. Okay. [[https://youtu.be/4yqCpu5jfEY?t=7m10s I just killed a freaking disguised Spy with a steering wheel.]] Can we let that sink in for a moment?"

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* "I GOT HIM! HOLY FUCKING SHI- (pause) Okay. Okay. [[https://youtu.be/4yqCpu5jfEY?t=7m10s I just killed killed... a freaking disguised Spy Spy... with a steering wheel.]] Can we let that sink in for a moment?"
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'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done!!! This is bullshit!!! Next thing, next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.

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'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done!!! done! This is bullshit!!! bullshit! Next thing, next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.



'''Tyrodin:''' shut up\\
'''Bazzagazza:''' (groans) oh my god\\

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'''Tyrodin:''' shut up\\
Shut up.\\
'''Bazzagazza:''' (groans) oh Oh my god\\god.\\



'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what you're asking for!.

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'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what you're asking for!.for!
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* "I GOT HIM! HOLY FUCKING SHI- (pause) Okay. Okay. [[https://youtu.be/4yqCpu5jfEY I just killed a freaking disguised Spy with a steering wheel.]] Can we let that sink in for a moment?"

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* "I GOT HIM! HOLY FUCKING SHI- (pause) Okay. Okay. [[https://youtu.be/4yqCpu5jfEY be/4yqCpu5jfEY?t=7m10s I just killed a freaking disguised Spy with a steering wheel.]] Can we let that sink in for a moment?"
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* "I GOT HIM! HOLY FUCKING SHI- (pause) Okay. Okay. [[https://youtu.be/4yqCpu5jfEY I just killed a freaking disguised Spy with a steering wheel.]] Can we let that sink in for a moment?"
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** When Tyrodin enters the chat, he doesn't take the whole "D.Va Main" talk seriously... Until Bazza changed his player portrait to a D.Va one, from the Soldier 76 one he had for months. [[MyGodYouAreSerious Tyrodin's attitude changes]] [[OhCrap very quickly.]]
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--> '''Muselk''' (''after killing everyone inside the enemy spawn''): Thank you very much! (''noticing the kill feed is filled with just him blasting the enemy team inside the spawn'') I just wiped the entire team! Look at the Quick-Fix! Look at the kill feed! What in the situation isn't completely insane! It's all going wrong, ladies and gentleman! Nothing can save you now!

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--> '''Muselk''' (''after killing everyone inside the enemy spawn''): Thank you very much! (''noticing the kill feed is filled with just him blasting the enemy team inside the spawn'') I just wiped the entire team! Look at the Quick-Fix! Look at the kill feed! What in the situation isn't completely insane! It's all going wrong, ladies and gentleman! gentlemen! Nothing can save you now!
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** In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFIYgJ_JB8w fourth]] video, he tries out the Holiday Punch and meets another Heavy with the Holiday Punch. What ensues is a laugh battle that takes place over a minute, where each shot ends with both members attacking.

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* In "The Worlds Worst Widowmaker", Oasis manages to convince stubborn players with her cute voice and gender to change their characters and managed to convince to multiple players, both friends and enemies to die for her; but when Muselk asks someone to change character, they ignore him. When Muselk tries to prolong the game, one player stunned him then taunted him.

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* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0-HadskeNA "The Worlds World's Worst Widowmaker", Widowmaker"]], Oasis manages to convince stubborn players with her cute voice and gender to change their characters and managed to convince to multiple players, both friends and enemies to die for her; but when Muselk asks someone to change character, they ignore him. When Muselk tries to prolong the game, one player stunned him then taunted him.


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** They then experiment with how much they can get away with Oasis's voice. This culminates in getting some of the enemy team to help Muselk get [[ThatOneAchievement The Floor is Lava]].
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'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what you're asking for!.

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'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what you're asking for!.for!.
* Muselk and Bazza [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMbJIC80AM&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=yRbRE8KcWIJMQvOV-6 try out the Horizon Lunar Colony map]]. Much [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny delighted randomness and distractions]] ensue.
-->'''Muselk''': I love how, like, "we're gonna go tryhard for a round!", then we're like "'''[[MundaneMadeAwesome SPINNING POT PLANTS!]]'''"
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I just rewatched the video, and realized they joined as a group AFTER the game where they got into the same match accidentally.


* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game. [[ImplausibleDeniability Even though the game specifically shows that Muselk and Zylbrad are in a group together.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game. [[ImplausibleDeniability Even though the game specifically shows that Muselk and Zylbrad are in a group together.]]
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* In "The Worlds Worst Widowmaker" Oasis manages to convince stubborn players with her cute voice and gender to change their characters and managed to convince to multiple players, both friends and enemies to die for her but when Muselk asks someone to change character, they ignore him. When Muselk tries to prolong the game, one player stunned him then taunted him.
--> '''Oasis:''' (innocently) do mind healing with me, is that OK?\\
''Player pauses for a moment then switches to Lucio, causing Muselk to angrily jump around while the other guest is shocked.''\\
'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done this is bullshit. Next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.

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* In "The Worlds Worst Widowmaker" Widowmaker", Oasis manages to convince stubborn players with her cute voice and gender to change their characters and managed to convince to multiple players, both friends and enemies to die for her her; but when Muselk asks someone to change character, they ignore him. When Muselk tries to prolong the game, one player stunned him then taunted him.
--> '''Oasis:''' (innocently) (innocently talking to a player who is currently selecting Roadhog) Do you, do you mind healing with me, is that OK?\\
''Player ''Said player pauses for a moment then switches to Lucio, causing Muselk to angrily jump around while the other guest (Mr. Fruit) is shocked.''\\
'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done this done!!! This is bullshit. bullshit!!! Next thing, next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.
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'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what your asking for!.

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'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what your you're asking for!.
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'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what your asking for.

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'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what your asking for.for!.
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'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done this is bullshit. Next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.

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'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done this is bullshit. Next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.Unbelievable.
* Muselk repeatedly playing the song "Respect" by Aretha Franklin in "Respect Your Supports". much to the annoyance of Bazza and Tyrodin
--> '''Muselk:''' You know what I said, you know what I've been saying everybody, it's that...\\
''Starts playing "Respect" by Aretha Franklin.''\\
'''Tyrodin:''' shut up\\
'''Bazzagazza:''' (groans) oh my god\\
'''Muselk:''' What am I asking for boys?\\
'''Tyrodin:''' What do we, what do we do?...\\
'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what your asking for.
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'''[=McCree=]!Bazzagazza:''' Stare into my eyes!

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'''[=McCree=]!Bazzagazza:''' Stare into my eyes!eyes!
* In "The Worlds Worst Widowmaker" Oasis manages to convince stubborn players with her cute voice and gender to change their characters and managed to convince to multiple players, both friends and enemies to die for her but when Muselk asks someone to change character, they ignore him. When Muselk tries to prolong the game, one player stunned him then taunted him.
--> '''Oasis:''' (innocently) do mind healing with me, is that OK?\\
''Player pauses for a moment then switches to Lucio, causing Muselk to angrily jump around while the other guest is shocked.''\\
'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done this is bullshit. Next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.

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'''Tyrodin:''' This is. This is Blackwatch. [[{{Corpsing}} (Laughs)]] This is what caused the fall of Overwatch, Blackwatch couldn't get their shit together, no budget.

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'''Tyrodin:''' This is. This is Blackwatch. [[{{Corpsing}} (Laughs)]] This is what caused the fall of Overwatch, Blackwatch couldn't get their shit together, no budget.\\
''Later''\\
'''Genji!Muselk:''' Shaun, we need to talk about all the shotguns you've been wasting.\\
'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' I'm the fucking leader, I can do what I want!\\
'''Genji!Muselk:''' Look, this is the reason why I've got half an armor body because ''you keep wasting our money on this shit!''\\
'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' What do you mean?! We gave you a kickass-looking razor sword, it's, you know...\\
'''Genji!Muselk:''' ''I've got wires hanging out of the back of my head! You didn't even finish it!''\\
'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' Yeah, it's a work in progress, we'll fix it later.\\
''Later, in Eichenwalde, the trio hide in the corner of a music shop on top of a couple of speakers and a trombone''\\
'''Muselk:''' [[SarcasmMode This is the elite task force also known as Blackwatch.]]\\
''Tyrodin and Gazza turn towards each other and are so close that Reyes and [=McCree=] look like they're about to kiss, everyone starts laughing''\\
'''Muselk:''' You two look like you're about to make out, oh my God!\\
'''[=McCree=]!Bazzagazza:''' Stare into my eyes!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJU41gIsNwk "The Extreme Rancho Relaxo Massacre."]] One person trying to follow Muselk to a difficult spot, only to end up falling off a cliff, is funny. A whole bunch of people jumping off cliffs ''[[TooDumbToLive repeatedly]]'' is absolutely hilarious, as are Muselk's increasingly baffled reactions.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJU41gIsNwk "The Extreme Rancho Relaxo Massacre."]] One person trying to follow Muselk to a difficult spot, only to end up falling off a cliff, is funny. A whole bunch of people jumping off cliffs ''[[TooDumbToLive repeatedly]]'' is absolutely hilarious, as are Muselk's increasingly baffled reactions.reactions.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnPNYX7B04 The Genji King]] ''starts'' with Muselk and Tyrodin arguing over Genji's Blackwatch design... ''In-character as Genji and Gabriel Reyes/Reaper''. Meanwhile, Bazza is playing [=McCree=] in his Blackwatch skin as well...
--> '''Genji!Muselk:''' It's not even a real sword! Like, look at the handle of my-it's not-it's been put together with just ''random shit!'' Just, this ''entire outfit'' has been put together from random shit! Why are you going all cheapass on me?!\\
'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' Look, look, we raided Winston's science lab, alright? He had a lot of crap-\\
'''Genji!Muselk:''' You didn't even give me a ''shoulder pad'' for the other arm!\\
'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' You said you wanted to be, you know, "fleshy"! You wanted some flesh, and we left it.\\
'''Bazzagazza:''' I'm so immersed in the RP right now. It's ridiculous.\\
''Quick cut to the game starting''\\
'''Bazzagazza:''' This is really the full Blackwatch experience right now.\\
'''Tyrodin:''' This is. This is Blackwatch. [[{{Corpsing}} (Laughs)]] This is what caused the fall of Overwatch, Blackwatch couldn't get their shit together, no budget.
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** One of the funniest parts of this video is when Muselk, Baz, Tyrodin and Brad decide to queue up in groups of two, with Muselk and Baz being together and Tyrodin and Brad being together. The ''very first match'' they queue in, they end up on the same team of the same match through sheer dumb luck. Cue screams of bewilderment from Brad and Tyrodin.

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** One of the funniest parts of this video is when Muselk, Baz, Tyrodin and Brad decide to queue up in groups of two, with Muselk and Baz being together and Tyrodin and Brad being together. The ''very first match'' they queue in, they end up on the same team of the same match through sheer dumb luck. Cue screams of bewilderment from Brad and Tyrodin.Tyrodin.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJU41gIsNwk "The Extreme Rancho Relaxo Massacre."]] One person trying to follow Muselk to a difficult spot, only to end up falling off a cliff, is funny. A whole bunch of people jumping off cliffs ''[[TooDumbToLive repeatedly]]'' is absolutely hilarious, as are Muselk's increasingly baffled reactions.
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-->'''Bazza:''' I'm gonna change my name to [[MadnessMantra D.Va Main]]. Main is gonna be my last name.

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-->'''Bazza:''' I'm gonna change my name to [[MadnessMantra D.Va Main]]. Main is gonna be my last name.name.
** One of the funniest parts of this video is when Muselk, Baz, Tyrodin and Brad decide to queue up in groups of two, with Muselk and Baz being together and Tyrodin and Brad being together. The ''very first match'' they queue in, they end up on the same team of the same match through sheer dumb luck. Cue screams of bewilderment from Brad and Tyrodin.
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correcting a quote under Zylbrad learns to play TF 2


--> '''Muselk''': The one class you can actually play, we actually found, is Bastion.

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--> '''Muselk''': The one class you can actually play, we actually found, is finally found: it's Bastion.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game. [[ImplausibleDeniability Even though the game specifically shows that Muselk and Zylbrad are in a group together.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game.game.
* The first part of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7ed0uqj0Y&t=611s "How to Beat a Hacker"]]. Bazza just lost 3 competetive games in a row due to enemy D.Vas countering his Soldier: 76, then decided to try out D.Va himself... and ended up going mildly insane.
-->'''Bazza:''' I'm gonna change my name to [[MadnessMantra D.Va Main]]. Main is gonna be my last name.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was [[500]] SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game.

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* [[https://www.*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was [[500]] ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game.
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* [[https://youtu.be/z16JBtf1teI Easiest loot box ever?]] Not quite. Muselk does 3 V 3 deathmatches with randoms and only needs one win for a free lootbox. First match has him paired with someone trying to join Faze clan, and the second match has him paired with [[StonersAreFunny someone who's smoking a bong as he's playing.]] "[[TemptingFate After that (the stoner), it can't possibly get any worse!]]" -Muselk, 2016, right before someone else's rage quit leads to him getting kicked out of the game.

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* [[https://youtu.be/z16JBtf1teI Easiest loot box ever?]] Not quite. Muselk does 3 V 3 deathmatches with randoms and only needs one win for a free lootbox. First match has him paired with someone trying to join Faze clan, and the second match has him paired with [[StonersAreFunny someone who's smoking a bong as he's playing.]] "[[TemptingFate After that (the stoner), it can't possibly get any worse!]]" -Muselk, 2016, right before someone else's rage quit leads to him getting kicked out of the game.
*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was [[500]] SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their
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--> '''Muselk''': "So within ''ten minutes'' of us trying to mix it up from Overwatch and play GTA, Bazza's just [[StonersAreFunny gone ham on the bong]], and I'm trying to [[TheAlcoholic drink myself to death with red wine]] because [[ItMakesSenseInContext a stripper has trapped us inside our own apartment]]. ''How did this happen?''"

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--> '''Muselk''': "So within ''ten minutes'' of us trying to mix it up from Overwatch and play GTA, Bazza's just [[StonersAreFunny gone ham on the bong]], and I'm trying to [[TheAlcoholic drink myself to death with red wine]] because [[ItMakesSenseInContext a stripper has trapped us inside our own apartment]]. ''How did this happen?''"happen?''"
* [[https://youtu.be/z16JBtf1teI Easiest loot box ever?]] Not quite. Muselk does 3 V 3 deathmatches with randoms and only needs one win for a free lootbox. First match has him paired with someone trying to join Faze clan, and the second match has him paired with [[StonersAreFunny someone who's smoking a bong as he's playing.]] "[[TemptingFate After that (the stoner), it can't possibly get any worse!]]" -Muselk, 2016, right before someone else's rage quit leads to him getting kicked out of the game.

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--> "Don't wake her up! Don't wake her--Oh my god! ''How hard is this to understand?! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Stop waking up my fucking candy victims]]''!"
* [[https://youtu.be/ZK5vy1z5IV0?t=596 In "The Teabag Apocalypse,]] Muselk, Tyrodin, and Brad choose Bazza to lead them to victory at the start of a match... [[EpicFail only for Bazza to immediately die to a Junkrat.]]

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--> '''Muselk''': "Don't wake her up! Don't wake her--Oh my god! ''How hard is this to understand?! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Stop waking up my fucking candy victims]]''!"
* [[https://youtu.be/ZK5vy1z5IV0?t=596 In "The Teabag Apocalypse,]] Muselk, Tyrodin, and Brad choose Bazza to lead them to victory at the start of a match... [[EpicFail only for Bazza to immediately die to a Junkrat.]]]]
* Just listening to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLEpNrPuhxY the introduction]] to his ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'' video with Bazza tells you what kind of wild ride you're in for, especially because you can hear [[{{Corpsing}} how hard he's trying to keep from laughing the entire time]].
--> '''Muselk''': "So within ''ten minutes'' of us trying to mix it up from Overwatch and play GTA, Bazza's just [[StonersAreFunny gone ham on the bong]], and I'm trying to [[TheAlcoholic drink myself to death with red wine]] because [[ItMakesSenseInContext a stripper has trapped us inside our own apartment]]. ''How did this happen?''"

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