Line #21 Funny/Muselk


1	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K6OdYFAPMQ The Legend of The Black Blues Player]]. Just... You have to watch it to believe it.
2	* In [[https://youtu.be/586GcqWZaIU?t=7m24s this]] Tryhard Tuesday video, Muselk backstabs a [[ButtMonkey Sniper]] repeatedly and eventually comments, while heading towards the enemy spawn, how the Sniper has to be very paranoid when turning the corner. Cue the Sniper [[ProperlyParanoid showing up with a Razorback.]] Made even better by [[spoiler:Muselk getting headshot ''[[BrickJoke by that]] [[TheDogBitesBack same Sniper]]'' at the very end of the video]].
3	** Another Tryhard Tueday has the defending team (which Muselk is on) do really well against the enemy team in a payload match, but Muselk is running out of time and doesn't have his godlike yet. What does he do? [[BribingYourWayToVictory Offer every single person on his team a free hat]] [[OutsideTheBoxTactic if they let the enemy team capture the point and add some extra time onto the clock.]] ''And it works.''
4	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX3dqAz1D_I Worst Admins Ever]] is filled to the brim with this.
5	** The ambulance heavy, an ambulance truck with the abilities of a heavy and SuperSpeed.
6	*** The Ambulance heavy starts going back and forth while attacking a Demoman, and it looks like it's ramming him to death.
7	** "The emus have gained intelligence."
8	** Muselk turning into a medkit and trying to camouflage into another medkit.
9	** [[ARareSentence "IS THAT A PENIS HEAVY RIDING A FUCKING OSTRICH!?"]]
10	** [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill Homing crit Direct Hit rockets]]
11	-->'''Muselk''': No-no I'm fucking- [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done. I'm done.]]
12	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX4D1n1ZDMU TF2 Zombies! The Undead Return! Trainsaw Laser Arena!]]": Muselk having ''way'' too much fun with the Zombie Fortress GameMod. Highlights include:
13	** Muselk getting his entire team of zombies to [[ZergRush charge the enemy at once]]... only for them to all fall into a BottomlessPit. [[EpicFail At the same time]]. He then tries it ''again'' with the same results.
14	** Extreme Rancho Relaxo: Zombie Edition. Followed by a zombie killing him as he tries to teleport out, resulting in him [[EpicFail telefragging two of his teammates with his dead body]].
15	** Zombie Fortress on [=TrainSawLaser=]. The concept ''alone'' is hilarious.
16	** "What happened to teamwork?" "It was teamwork. [[ItsAllAboutMe You all sacrificed your lives and I survived.]]"
17	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHS_wgp0_ts All]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZZX9lV0qY three]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U80yDSn7MRE videos]] on the [=TF2x10=] GameMod. It starts with him jumping [[InASingleBound across the entirety of Lakeside]] using the Detonator and gets crazier from there.
18	** Trying out the x10 Conniver's Kunai:
19	--> '''Muselk''': So people always seem to go on about the Kunai when going on about this mode, so I guess- (backstabs a Soldier and gets '''2000''' HP) Oh. Okay, now I see why.
20	** The entire part when he bring the [[MacrossMissileMassacre x10 Beggar's Bazooka]] to the enemy spawn, with a help of a Medic with a x10 Quick Fix:
21	--> '''Muselk''' (''after killing everyone inside the enemy spawn''): Thank you very much! (''noticing the kill feed is filled with just him blasting the enemy team inside the spawn'') I just wiped the entire team! Look at the Quick-Fix! Look at the kill feed! What in the situation isn't completely insane! It's all going wrong, ladies and gentlemen! Nothing can save you now!
22	** His first encounter with the [[MegatonPunch x10 Backburner]]:
23	--> '''Muselk''': And now I got this guy trying to chase me- (gets airblasted out of the map) WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
24	-->(after respawning)
25	--> '''Muselk''': Uh... What did I just get hit by, and where can I get one?
26	** Trying [[BladeSpam Spy's standard knife]] for the first time:
27	--> '''Muselk''': Apparently, it has a ''[[{{Understatement}} slightly]]'' increased attack speed.
28	** In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFIYgJ_JB8w fourth]] video, he tries out the Holiday Punch and meets another Heavy with the Holiday Punch. What ensues is a laugh battle that takes place over a minute, where each shot ends with both members attacking.
29	* In the Extreme Rancho Relaxo series, for one video he visits some of the more obscure maps in the game (having ostensibly been banned from the main-line maps for his antics). One of the maps he visits in this video is...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfTTYKcXVOo&t=1m14s Trainsawlaser]]. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou It goes]] ''[[DeathFromAbove just]]'' [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption about how you'd expect it to go]].
30	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ1mORvG9BU Video #4]] on the x10 mod. All of it.
31	** Having way too much fun with the [[RammingAlwaysWorks Wee Booties + Claidheamh Mor + Splendid Screen]] combination.
32	--> (to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries") "Dun-dun-dun-duuuun-dun that Scout's dea-ad, now is that Sniper[[note]]he actually hits a Spy[[/note]], who else is neeeeeext?"
33	** He then tries the same with the Scotsman's Skullcutter, only to realize that he ''[[EpicFail literally cannot move]]'' due to the Skullcutter's downside.
34	** Muselk gets an entire server to go Demoman with the stock Grenade Launcher, then Spy with the stock Knife, followed by Medic with the stock Syringe Gun. The ensuing GrenadeSpam / BladeSpam / [[FlechetteStorm Needle Spam]] must be seen to be believed.
35	--> '''Muselk''': This is just like an old England street knife fight. I mean, this should be what it's like to live in Britain, right?
36	** He then gets an entire team to equip the Scottish Resistance and lay down a full 64 sticky bombs apiece in the spawn room and detonate them all at once. The ensuing lag spike ''drops a player from the server''.
37	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5SC8nparT8 Muselk experimenting with bots]]. ArtificialStupidity ensues.
38	--> "Let's see if [this army of BLU Spies] can make any plays on the cart... Looks like, uh, no one is recognizing anyone because they all think they're on the same team... (breaks down laughing)"
39	** When he makes every bot a Scout, he comments on how they're finally learning to go for the objective (the previous attempts were all Spies and Snipers) and decides they need a few more carts to push. One cut later...
40	--> "I think we've found the answer to 'How many tanks is too many'."
41	* [[https://youtu.be/2sYesDN6eIE The Strange Inhabitants of CTF Servers]], guest starring Tommy_Longbow, the [=F2P=] heavy with the Ghostly Gibus and the P[[labelnote:*]]y[[/labelnote]]rovision Goggles.
42	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFiK0I6hWI8 Muselk meets jakepenhall, the king of the Free2Plays]]. Seeing Muselk slowly break down as jake repeatedly blows himself up is priceless.
43	--> '''Muselk''': How many times, jake? How many times till you learn!? Three is too many!
44	* As showcased [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqAqgij1B0g here]], ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' has a glitch that allows Tracer to get inside the payload, preventing the enemy from pushing it. HilarityEnsues as the enemy team tries to figure out what's going on. The crowning moment, however, comes when an enemy Roadhog comes to investigate and Muselk decides to throw a Pulse Bomb at him...
45	--> '''Muselk''': SURPRISE, SUCKA!\
46	''([[HoistByHisOwnPetard the bomb gets stuck to the inside of the payload]])''\
47	'''Voiceover''': [[OhCrap It was at this moment that he knew,]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough he fucked up.]]
48	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWbfblyISoA What we learn from this video:]] Don't give Muselk a [[MacrossMissileMassacre rocket launcher minigun]]. And ESPECIALLY DON'T give him a [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill rocket launcher minigun with bouncing ammo.]] Those weapons are so ridiculous, it managed to crashed his computer ''twice''.
49	* "I GOT HIM! HOLY FUCKING SHI- (pause) Okay. Okay. [[https://youtu.be/4yqCpu5jfEY?t=7m10s I just killed... a freaking disguised Spy... with a steering wheel.]] Can we let that sink in for a moment?"
50	* During Muselk's race against Zylbrad to get a Play of the Game with Hanzo, Tyrodin remarks about getting killed by a Genji named "[=SirRetard=]." The group continues to make fun of this unfortunate name throughout the video. At one point, Muselk attempts to go for a cheeky ultimate from outside spawn, complete with a "Well Played" spray and a laughing emote, but he gets killed mid-taunt. Take a wild guess as to who could have possibly killed him. And who used that kill to climb to the Play of the Game. (Complete with [[https://youtu.be/F-3_0YERjHA?t=800 three]] [[https://youtu.be/j3aFXwjUpag?t=1255 different]] [[https://youtu.be/7k57ijXxgcQ?t=799 perspectives]]!)
51	* Overwatch: Reinhardt Boss Fight (One Reinhardt and his Torbjorn minion VS 6 other Torbjorns, hammers only and increased HP and ultimate charge rate bonus for everybody). As if that alone wasn't hilarious, there's this part earlier in the video: Muselk, as Mercy is sitting AFK, contemplating on why things are so weird with him and his friends, when a Roadhog tries to pull a SuicideAttack on him by jumping off a cliff and using his hook to pull Muselk down with him. He gets the jump correctly, but misses the hook, resulting in the Roadhog dying. Again, Muselk is standing still. Then later, he tries this again. Muselk is still standing still and surrounded by allies, but he misses everybody. Then he tries this [[RuleOfThree a third time]], and manages to ''hit'' Muselk. [[EpicFail However, Muselk gets stuck on a rock, and while the Roadhog dies, Muselk doesn't even go over the edge.]]
52	* During his [[https://youtu.be/8LlK_3SpuMU Tequila Worm High Stakes]] video, where he tries his darndest to stay alive [[EatThat as he has to eat one every time he dies]] (not helped by his team's Medics deliberately trolling him), Muselk randomly decides to check out his Professional Killstreak effects by taunting and then rotating the camera. Cue the enemy Pyro. He manages to survive, but then decides to do so again. With the '''[[TooDumbToLive Escape]] [[SuicideAttack Plan]]'''. [[EpicFail Which wasn't even a Professional Killstreak weapon.]]
53	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRbHMBfh6fU Zylbrad learns how to play TF2]]. Two amusing things happened:
54	** One: Despite Muselk having more than 4,000 hours of experience in ''[=TF2=]'', turns out he ''still'' didn't know that he ''can't'' teleport while bringing the intelligence briefcase in CTF.
55	** Two: True to Zylbrad's affection to Bastion in ''Overwatch'', he only became good when he used [[GatlingGood Heavy]] in the game.
56	--> '''Muselk''': The one class you can actually play, we finally found: it's Bastion.
57	* [[https://youtu.be/0ukivFQnMtQ?t=11m16s While it's actually in one of Zylbrad's videos]], listening to Muselk completely loose his cool when he can't put people to sleep with Ana and then do the "throw candy" emote over their sleeping forms is hilarious.
58	--> '''Muselk''': "Don't wake her up! Don't wake her--Oh my god! ''How hard is this to understand?! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Stop waking up my fucking candy victims]]''!"
59	* [[https://youtu.be/ZK5vy1z5IV0?t=596 In "The Teabag Apocalypse,]] Muselk, Tyrodin, and Brad choose Bazza to lead them to victory at the start of a match... [[EpicFail only for Bazza to immediately die to a Junkrat.]]
60	* Just listening to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLEpNrPuhxY the introduction]] to his ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'' video with Bazza tells you what kind of wild ride you're in for, especially because you can hear [[{{Corpsing}} how hard he's trying to keep from laughing the entire time]].
61	--> '''Muselk''': "So within ''ten minutes'' of us trying to mix it up from Overwatch and play GTA, Bazza's just [[StonersAreFunny gone ham on the bong]], and I'm trying to [[TheAlcoholic drink myself to death with red wine]] because [[ItMakesSenseInContext a stripper has trapped us inside our own apartment]]. ''How did this happen?''"
62	* [[https://youtu.be/z16JBtf1teI Easiest loot box ever?]] Not quite. Muselk does 3 V 3 deathmatches with randoms and only needs one win for a free lootbox. First match has him paired with someone trying to join Faze clan, and the second match has him paired with [[StonersAreFunny someone who's smoking a bong as he's playing.]] "[[TemptingFate After that (the stoner), it can't possibly get any worse!]]" -Muselk, 2016, right before someone else's rage quit leads to him getting kicked out of the game.
63	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2OoSKjDdE "The Support Dream Team".]] After coming out of a comp match wherein the enemy team was ''500'' SR above him, Muselk, by sheer ContrivedCoincidence, ends up solo queuing into the same game as Zylbrad. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity does, in fact, ensue]] as the two make a running gag of being [[DullSurprise "surprised"]] to see each other in their game.
64	* The first part of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7ed0uqj0Y&t=611s "How to Beat a Hacker"]]. Bazza just lost 3 competetive games in a row due to enemy D.Vas countering his Soldier: 76, then decided to try out D.Va himself... and ended up going mildly insane.
65	-->'''Bazza:''' I'm gonna change my name to [[MadnessMantra D.Va Main]]. Main is gonna be my last name.
66	** When Tyrodin enters the chat, he doesn't take the whole "D.Va Main" talk seriously... Until Bazza changed his player portrait to a D.Va one, from the Soldier 76 one he had for months. [[MyGodYouAreSerious Tyrodin's attitude changes]] [[OhCrap very quickly.]]
67	** One of the funniest parts of this video is when Muselk, Baz, Tyrodin and Brad decide to queue up in groups of two, with Muselk and Baz being together and Tyrodin and Brad being together. The ''very first match'' they queue in, they end up on the same team of the same match through sheer dumb luck. Cue screams of bewilderment from Brad and Tyrodin.
68	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJU41gIsNwk "The Extreme Rancho Relaxo Massacre."]] One person trying to follow Muselk to a difficult spot, only to end up falling off a cliff, is funny. A whole bunch of people jumping off cliffs ''[[TooDumbToLive repeatedly]]'' is absolutely hilarious, as are Muselk's increasingly baffled reactions.
69	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnPNYX7B04 The Genji King]] ''starts'' with Muselk and Tyrodin arguing over Genji's Blackwatch design... ''In-character as Genji and Gabriel Reyes/Reaper''. Meanwhile, Bazza is playing [=McCree=] in his Blackwatch skin as well...
70	--> '''Genji!Muselk:''' It's not even a real sword! Like, look at the handle of my-it's not-it's been put together with just ''random shit!'' Just, this ''entire outfit'' has been put together from random shit! Why are you going all cheapass on me?!\
71	'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' Look, look, we raided Winston's science lab, alright? He had a lot of crap-\
72	'''Genji!Muselk:''' You didn't even give me a ''shoulder pad'' for the other arm!\
73	'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' You said you wanted to be, you know, "fleshy"! You wanted some flesh, and we left it.\
74	'''Bazzagazza:''' I'm so immersed in the RP right now. It's ridiculous.\
75	''Quick cut to the game starting''\
76	'''Bazzagazza:''' This is really the full Blackwatch experience right now.\
77	'''Tyrodin:''' This is. This is Blackwatch. [[{{Corpsing}} (Laughs)]] This is what caused the fall of Overwatch, Blackwatch couldn't get their shit together, no budget.\
78	''Later''\
79	'''Genji!Muselk:''' Shaun, we need to talk about all the shotguns you've been wasting.\
80	'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' I'm the fucking leader, I can do what I want!\
81	'''Genji!Muselk:''' Look, this is the reason why I've got half an armor body because ''you keep wasting our money on this shit!''\
82	'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' What do you mean?! We gave you a kickass-looking razor sword, it's, you know...\
83	'''Genji!Muselk:''' ''I've got wires hanging out of the back of my head! You didn't even finish it!''\
84	'''Gabriel!Tyrodin:''' Yeah, it's a work in progress, we'll fix it later.\
85	''Later, in Eichenwalde, the trio hide in the corner of a music shop on top of a couple of speakers and a trombone''\
86	'''Muselk:''' [[SarcasmMode This is the elite task force also known as Blackwatch.]]\
87	''Tyrodin and Gazza turn towards each other and are so close that Reyes and [=McCree=] look like they're about to kiss, everyone starts laughing''\
88	'''Muselk:''' You two look like you're about to make out, oh my God!\
89	'''[=McCree=]!Bazzagazza:''' Stare into my eyes!
90	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0-HadskeNA "The World's Worst Widowmaker"]], Oasis manages to convince stubborn players with her cute voice and gender to change their characters and managed to convince to multiple players, both friends and enemies to die for her; but when Muselk asks someone to change character, they ignore him. When Muselk tries to prolong the game, one player stunned him then taunted him.
91	--> '''Oasis:''' (innocently talking to a player who is currently selecting Roadhog) Do you, do you mind healing with me, is that OK?\
92	''Said player pauses for a moment then switches to Lucio, causing Muselk to angrily jump around while the other guest (Mr. Fruit) is shocked.''\
93	'''Muselk:''' (angrily) No!, I'm fucking done, I'm fucking done! This is bullshit! Next thing, next thing you know she's gonna tell people to play the objective and they'll actually do it. Unbelievable.
94	** They then experiment with how much they can get away with Oasis's voice. This culminates in getting some of the enemy team to help Muselk get [[ThatOneAchievement The Floor is Lava]].
95	* Muselk repeatedly playing the song "Respect" by Aretha Franklin in "Respect Your Supports". much to the annoyance of Bazza and Tyrodin
96	--> '''Muselk:''' You know what I said, you know what I've been saying everybody, it's that...\
97	''Starts playing "Respect" by Aretha Franklin.''\
98	'''Tyrodin:''' Shut up.\
99	'''Bazzagazza:''' (groans) Oh my god.\
100	'''Muselk:''' What am I asking for boys?\
101	'''Tyrodin:''' What do we, what do we do?...\
102	'''Bazzagazza:''' You're asking for new friends is what you're asking for!
103	* Muselk and Bazza [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMbJIC80AM&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=yRbRE8KcWIJMQvOV-6 try out the Horizon Lunar Colony map]]. Much [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny delighted randomness and distractions]] ensue.
104	-->'''Muselk''': I love how, like, "we're gonna go tryhard for a round!", then we're like "'''[[MundaneMadeAwesome SPINNING POT PLANTS!]]'''"

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