History Funny / MoonriseKingdom

-->'''Suzy:''' Can you French kiss?\\

--->'''Skotak:''' Can they keep the nickels? I worry about their future.
--->'''Cousin Ben:''' That's my fee! I'm keeping the nickels!

** In the script, it's funnier (and [[BlackComedy darker]]) because when they find him, Suzy begins to panic, which causes [[GetAholdOfYourselfMan Sam to slap her in order to snap her out of it]]. He pauses, apologizes, and Suzy promptly hits him back with a "roundhouse smack" so hard it causes him to [[CrossesTheLineTwice drop Snoopy]] and fall over.

--> '''Skotak:''' Well, where would you have built it?
--> '''Scoutmaster Ward:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Lower.]]

--> '''Sam:''' I got sand in my mouth.
--> '''Suzy:''' Oh.

-->'''Suzy''': Can you French kiss?
-->'''Sam''': I think so. Is there any secret to it?
-->'''Suzy''': The tongues touch each other.
-->'''Sam''': Ok. Let's try it.
-->(they French kiss then get closer together)
-->'''Suzy''': [[RagingStiffie It feels hard.]]
-->'''Sam''': Do you mind?
-->'''Suzy''': I like it.

--> '''Laura:''' Does it concern you that your daughter has run away from home?
--> '''Walt:''' ''({{beat}})'' That's a loaded question.

-->'''Suzy:''' Was he a good dog?
-->'''Sam:''' Who's to say?

--> '''Sam:''' Dear Suzy, I accidentally built a fire while I was sleep-walking. [[CassandraTruth I have no memory of this, but my foster parents think I am lying]].

** Then after they kiss some more, Suzy lets Sam touch her breasts, noting that she thinks they're "gonna grow more".

* The fight scene, or rather lack thereof. We see the scouts running at Sam and Suzy, one of them riding a motorcycle. The screen goes black, we see Suzy's scissors fly across the screen, followed by an arrow. Cut to the place being deserted, save for Sam and Suzy. The motorcycle is up in a tree and Suzy just sadly says "I do go berserk".

* The Khaki Scout treating the "marriage" of Sam and Suzy as SeriousBusiness despite telling them that the wedding isn't official.

--> '''Scoutmaster Ward:''' Lower.

** In the script, it's funnier (and [[BlackComedy darker) because when they find him, Suzy begins to panic, which causes [[GetAholdOfYourselfMan to slap her in order to snap her out of it]]. He pauses, apologizes, and Suzy promptly hits him back with a "roundhouse smack" so hard it causes him to [[CrossesTheLineTwice drop Snoopy]] and fall over.

--> '''Suzy's Mom:''' Does it concern you that your daughter has run away from home?
--> '''Suzy's Dad:''' That's a loaded question.

--->'''Cousin Ben:''' [[Film/TheGodfather Take the carbon. Leave the bible.]]

--> '''Sam:''' Dear Suzy, I accidentally built a fire while I was sleep-walking. I have no memory of this, but my foster parents think I am lying.

--> '''Scout:''' Well, where would you have built it?

* Sam, next to Suzy, both in their underwear, opens the tent in the morning to find the search party standing there in shock. Suzy's father immediately runs to the tent and Sam zips it up -- it zips from the inside -- only for Suzy's father to simply pluck up the tent.

* Cousin Ben's exasperation over Sam and Suzy seemingly not taking [[spoiler:getting married]] with the proper amount of gravity. At one point, he glances at the sky and mutters "They aren't taking this seriously" and also tells them to spit out their gum. There's also his admitting that [[spoiler:the marriage won't be considered legal or binding by any group, government, or state.]]
** The can filled with $76 in nickels.
--->'''Leader Scout:''' Can they keep the nickels? I worry about their future.

* Sam and Suzy's somber response to [[spoiler:Snoopy the dog's death]]