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-->'''Aguilar (as calmly as possible):''' Oh, shit.

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-->'''Aguilar (as calmly as possible):''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7jx08ASsPk&t=1080s Oh, shit.]]

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** Also in the same mission: ''(out of literally nowhere)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice "You fuck young boys, Valdez?"]] '''[[YoureInsane "ARE YOU A MADMAN?!"]]'''

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** Also in the same mission: case: ''(out of literally nowhere)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice "You fuck young boys, Valdez?"]] '''[[YoureInsane "ARE YOU A MADMAN?!"]]'''



* The drunk outside the bar in "The Driver's Seat." "Hey, I know you!" "No you don't."

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* The drunk outside the bar in "The Driver's Seat." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMBG74vK86o "Hey, I know you!" "No you don't.""]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMBG74vK86o "Hey, I know you!" "No you don't."]]



-->'''Aguilar:''' We have a lot of ladies like that in here, but yeah, I know who you mean. Antonia Maldonado. What'd she do?

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-->'''Aguilar:''' We have a lot of ladies like that in here, here - but yeah, I know who you mean. Antonia Maldonado. What'd she do?
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-->''(If the "Bad Cop" option is chosen)''
-->'''Cole:''' You... ''left wing-leaning parasite.'' You expect me to sit there and listen to your drivel?
-->'''Kalou:''' You call me that? You sit there and call me those names, ''you goddamn '''goy putznasher?!'''''



* Wander close to Rusty while looking for Willy Reade at the end of "The Naked City" Vice case and you'll get to hear this gem: "Come on, Phelps. Even Roy looks like he's working. Get on with it."

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* Wander close to Rusty while looking for Willy Reade at the end of "The Naked City" Vice case and you'll get to hear this gem: "Come on, Phelps. Even Roy looks like he's working. Get on with it.""
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMBG74vK86o "Hey, I know you!" "No you don't."]]
* Diego Aguilar's... [[UncannyValley incredible]] response as he finds out that one of El Dorado Bar's patrons was recently murdered.
-->'''Phelps:''' Did you have a woman in here last night - 21 years old, Hispanic, drinking heavily?
-->'''Aguilar:''' We have a lot of ladies like that in here, but yeah, I know who you mean. Antonia Maldonado. What'd she do?
-->'''Phelps:''' She was murdered last night.
-->'''Aguilar (as calmly as possible):''' Oh, shit.
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** Also in the same mission: [[CrossesTheLineTwice "You fuck young boys, Valdez?"]]

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** Also in the same mission: ''(out of literally nowhere)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice "You fuck young boys, Valdez?"]]Valdez?"]] '''[[YoureInsane "ARE YOU A MADMAN?!"]]'''
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* In "The Consul's Car", we get this little gem... He poses the question so casually, you can't help but snicker at least a little.

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* In "The Consul's Car", we get this little gem... He poses the question so casually, you can't help but snicker at least a little. Oh, and this is from the ''correct'' response to that question!
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--> '''Rusty:''' Don't push your luck knucklehead!
--> '''Cole:''' What were you doing with the Body, Ferdinand?

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--> '''Rusty:''' Don't push your luck luck, knucklehead!
--> '''Cole:''' What were you doing with to the Body, body, Ferdinand?

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[[caption-width-right:309:Cole Phelps: War hero. Detective. ''[[{{AlasPoorYorick}} Shakespearean]] [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking actor?!?]]'']]

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[[caption-width-right:309:Cole Phelps: War hero. Detective. ''[[{{AlasPoorYorick}} Shakespearean]] [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking actor?!?]]'']]
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* Cunningham of Gulliver's Travel Agency [[GotVolunteered gets volunteered]] to donate $50[[note]]Worth Roughly $502 by the time the game is realeased[[/note]] to a family whose house burned down.

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* Cunningham of Gulliver's Travel Agency [[GotVolunteered gets volunteered]] to donate $50[[note]]Worth Roughly $502 by in the time the game is realeased[[/note]] game's release date[[/note]] to a family whose house burned down.
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* Cunningham of Gulliver's Travel Agency [[GotVolunteered gets volunteered]] to donate $50 to a family whose house burned down.

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* Cunningham of Gulliver's Travel Agency [[GotVolunteered gets volunteered]] to donate $50 $50[[note]]Worth Roughly $502 by the time the game is realeased[[/note]] to a family whose house burned down.

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--> '''Cole:''' What were you doing with the corpse?
--> '''Jamison:''' You're gonna be upset if I tell you...

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--> '''Jamison:''' If you don't mind, I prefer Ferdinand-
--> '''Rusty:''' Don't push your luck knucklehead!
--> '''Cole:''' What were you doing with the corpse?
Body, Ferdinand?
--> '''Jamison:''' You're gonna Are you sure you won't be upset if I tell you...upset?



--> '''Jamison:''' Well... I was kissing her.

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--> '''Jamison:''' Well... (Musical Sting)... I was kissing her.her...


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--> '''Jamison:''' It's not against the law! There's no law against it!
--> '''Rusty:''' Shut up and take your beating like a man!


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** Even better (or worse) EVERY SINGLE THING JAMISON SAYS, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper makes him look worse]], culminating in:
--> '''Jamison:''' I'm telling you it's not illegal, me and some [[HarsherInHindsight friends of mine...]]
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* Roy has this anecdote while in his car:
--> '''Roy Earle''': Get this: 'middle of the afternoon, this crazy woman decides to set fire to the hotel she lives in. The Fire Brigade come and put it out. Couple hours, she does it again, phones up central and says: 'I've set fire to my hotel twice today; you'd better come and get me!'
--> '''Cole Phelps''': Did they send some Uniforms around to get her?
--> '''Roy Earle''': No that's the best part! The Desk Sargent-he gets his share of crank calls-says 'alright Lady Narrow, why don't you come on down here?'... an hour later she shows! Hair still smoking, clothes smoldering, smelling like a brush fire [chuckles]
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"Were you raised by wolves Tarzan? Clean that up!"

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"Were you raised by wolves Tarzan? Clean that up!"up!"\\
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"I'd like to see things from your point of view. But...I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!"
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** "Jesus Christ! Are you asleep over there, or what!?"
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* some NPC dialogue "You are the reason brother and sister should not get married."
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*** "[[SarcasmMode Most informative. Thank you.]]"
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--> '''Cole:''' Is this a drug, or a village in Borneo?

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--> '''Cole:''' Is this a drug, or a village in Borneo?Borneo?[[note]]It's actually a Filipino (specifically Tagalog) surname[[/note]].
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*** For example, when a dead man falls out of a [[StuffedIntoTheFridge fridge]]...

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*** For example, when a dead man falls out of a [[StuffedIntoTheFridge [[BodyInABreadbox fridge]]...



--->'''Phelps:''' I'd like to think you would have had something more to say about [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting shoved in a fridge]], Herschel.

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--->'''Phelps:''' I'd like to think you would have had something more to say about [[StuffedIntoTheFridge [[BodyInABreadbox getting shoved in a fridge]], Herschel.
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'''Phelps:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, sir. That's very helpful.]] And, next time [[NosyNeighbor you witness suspect behavior through the crack in your curtains,]] please call us before [[MoreDakka something like this]] happens.

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'''Phelps:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, sir. That's very helpful.]] And, next time [[NosyNeighbor you witness suspect behavior through the crack in your curtains,]] please call us before [[MoreDakka something like this]] happens.happens.
* Wander close to Rusty while looking for Willy Reade at the end of "The Naked City" Vice case and you'll get to hear this gem: "Come on, Phelps. Even Roy looks like he's working. Get on with it."
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** Also in the same mission: [[CrossesTheLineTwice "You fuck young boys, Valdez?"]]
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"We’re you raised by wolves Tarzan? Clean that up!"\\

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"We’re "Were you raised by wolves Tarzan? Clean that up!"\\up!"

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