History Funny / KungPowEnterTheFist

-->I mean, ''crap'', man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. You don't see ''that'' every day. I mean, that doesn't really even seem ''possible'' [[FridgeLogic if you think about it]] -- with body organs and cartilage and bones... I mean, I'm no doctor, but that was like ''[[TorsoWithAView one clean chunk!]]''

-->'''Master Tang''': I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

--->"I'm sure on some planet, your style is ''quite'' impressive, but your weak link is, this is ''Earth''!"

--> '''Ling''': TAKE ME, MAN MEAT!... But I don't want you to think I'm a slut.

-->"We are both ventriloquists and now we're upside down!"
-->"I swing a bit more!"
-->"I swing a bit less!"
-->"[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre But we both swing if you know what we mean...]]"

-->'''Master Tang''': And beware his song about big butts. He beats you up while he plays it.

--> '''Master Tang''': (dying) Listen, and listen well. I really like the band Music/{{NSYNC}}. My favorite member is [[Creator/MarxBrothers Harpo.]] I ''think'' there's a Harpo. If not, there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe. "A-boom-boom chickie-chickie boom-boom boom-chickie chaka-chaka-choo-choo."

-->'''Chosen One:''' It's okay, boy... it's gonna be okay...\\

-->'''Ling''': ''(after putting lemon juice and salt on Chosen One's wounded palms, she then breaks a thermometer and pours the mercury on them)'' And this?
-->'''Chosen One''': ...You broke a ''thermometer'' in my ''hands''.
-->'''Ling''': Rub it all in my hair. ''(Chosen One does so while she hums along with the soundtrack)''
-->'''Chosen One''': You just get stranger and stranger and stranger.

* Chosen One punching a ''perfectly circular hole'' through a mook's chest with [his] gut plug lying the ground in a jiggly, red cylinder behind [him].
** [[LemonyNarrator The Narrator's]] speech about it two minutes into the movie. Just the way he keeps going on about it.

* The effeminate voice on the goon that approaches Chosen One: "Your dayth are over, mithter."
* [[LemonyNarrator The Narrator's]] speech about two minutes into the movie. Just the way he keeps going on about it.

* "Enjoy TheParalyzer! (Betty hits Chosen One's right arm, which becomes useless) Another Paralyzer!" (does the same to the other arm, and the Chosen One helplessly flaps them around)

-->'''Master Tang''': Hey.... is someone going to come get me? Theres like, a hawk or something! (Shows the hawk tearing some meat from his leg) Oh dear! That's not good! Ummm, Mr.Hawk? Could you please, uh.... ''stop with the leg eating?'' (Crew laughs offscreen.) Oh my... hey, ''it's not funny!'' What's so.... '''he's a PREDATOR for crying out loud!''' (Screen fades to black) HEY! Just because you fade to black doesn't mean he stopped! He's still eating me! I PROMISE! SOMEBODY GET ME A STICK!!!... ''Savethewhales.''"