Funny / Koi... Mil Gaya

• Inspector Sukhwani, the resident Butt-Monkey.
  (Sukhwani is breaking his own windows with stones)

  Sonia: ... Mr Sukhwani

  Sukhwani: ... What is it...? Sister.

  Sonia:... What madness is this?

  Sukhwani: ... This is all thanks to your darling son! I've got into the habit of living with broken windows. I used to get the breeze, water and even the sunshine in my house. But ever since I fixed these panes, it's suffocating and hot in there.

  Sonia: ... But why break the glass? Can't you open the windows, brother?

  Sukhwani:... Why didn't it occur to me! Thanks for the suggestion, sister. Shame on me! I must be the first Sindhi to cause losses to himself!

  Sonia: ...(Shakes her head as everyone in the background laughs)

• Rohit and his friends tricking Nisha into dropping them off at the cinema.
  • During the car ride Nisha asks Rohit what the nightlife in Kasauli is like. Rohit naively answers people sleep during the night.

• During the party, Rohit grabs Nisha leg from under the table and spills food on her by mistake.

• Nisha's reactions after Rohit's transformation are of pure shock and disbelief.

• Monty's face after Rohit flexes his first muscle.

• Raj's reaction after Rohit snaps his fingers to speak at him.

• Raj's Oh, Crap! look after Rohit flexes his muscles before the basketball game.

• Rohit and his child aged friends jumping in the air during the basketball match.
  • Raj and his team are left bewildered.

• Rohit visiting Nisha parents after winning the game:
  Nisha dad: ... What are you saying, Harbans?

  Harban's Lal: ... It's true. My son is the butt of jokes among his friends because of our friendship. He has become a laughing stock for everyone and it's all because of your daughter.

  Nisha dad: ... I understand that Harbans. I did try to make Nisha see reason, but

  Harban's Lal: ... What do you mean, Are you telling me that if Nisha decides to marry Rohit. Despite knowing Rohit is crazy, you will give her hand to that mad person?

  (Rohit and Nisha ride in on the Honda bike)

  Rohit: ... Just calling someone mad won't do uncle! The word "mad" doesn't make it clear what kind of a madman someone is... and what category of madness he or she belongs to, For example, schizophrenia is madness. So are megalomania, obsession, psychopathy and mental imbalance. And there's also plain madness itself and madness has no limits. Mad, idiot, crazy are names for the mad. So are crack, cuckoo and dimwit. There are people who the world thinks are mad, but they aren't really mad. And there are those whose madness is not obvious, although they are mad! In short, this is a small summary of madness!

  (Everyone stands up)

  Rohit: ... Why have you stood up? Please sit down, sit.

  Rohit: ... Aunty, I will have a glass of Bournvita please, thank you.

  Nisha Mom: ... Uh, Yes.

  Rohit: ... As I was saying, there are several signs of madness. Nervously shaking your leg is also a sign of madness.

  ( Harbans grabs his leg in shock)

  Harbans: Huh.

  Rohit: And you folks think I'm mad! Yes, I am mad, because I'm madly in love with your daughter.

  Rohit: ... I'm madly in love with Nisha

  (Shocked and overwhelmed)

  Nisha: ... Oh My!
  • When watching that scene pay attention to Prem Chopra face, he's left looking on in absolute shock at the changed Rohit speaking.