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[[AC:3 - Blame It On the Rain]]

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[[AC:3 - Blame It On the Rain]]Three Killjoys and a Lady]]
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* The Lady tortures Team Awesome Force in different, creative ways: For Dutch, she tries both physical and psychological manipulation. For Johnny, it's good old-fashioned repeated beatings. For D'avin? [[AndIMustScream Paralyzing and making him sit completely still for hours while he has an itchy nose.]]
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* D'av promises John that he would "cure the shit" of his Hullenisation...to which John asks if he would do it like he cured Sabine. Sabine was de-Hullenised right after D'av had sex with her, [[HoYay so it's pretty]] [[IncestIsRelative clear what John meant]].

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* D'av promises John that he would "cure the shit" of his Hullenisation...to which John asks if he would do it like he cured Sabine. Sabine was de-Hullenised right after D'av had sex with her, [[HoYay so it's pretty]] [[IncestIsRelative clear what John meant]].meant.

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* Jelco’s response to Pawter coming to free Johnny from the Spring Hill compound.
-->'''Jelco:''' How sweet. I do love a reunion, it’s like a divorce in reverse.



* A little bit of NightmareFuel, but also darkly funny is Pawter and Johnny's reaction to the influence of the wall. While everyone around them discusses the evil plan to turn Westerlyns into docile workers, the two of them are making dopey jokes.
-->'''John:''' ''[[loudly whispering]'' He has a gun! \\

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* A Jelco visits the Royale and finds Johnny and Pawter, who are under the influence of the wall.
-->'''Jelco:''' How adorable. Like two demented, helpless
little puppies. I could watch them all day.
* The scene itself is a
bit of NightmareFuel, but also darkly funny is Pawter and Johnny's reaction to the influence of the wall. While Johnny making dopey jokes while everyone around them discusses the evil plan to turn Westerlyns into docile workers, the two of them are making dopey jokes.
workers.
-->'''John:''' ''[[loudly ''[loudly whispering]'' He has a gun! \\

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'''John:''' ...Shit.

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'''John:''' ...'''John:''' [[OhCrap ...Shit.]]



-->'''Johnny:''' Unless the target is ''[[{{MaleGaze}} my partner's ass]]'', do me a favor and keep surveilling.

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-->'''Johnny:''' -->'''John:''' Unless the target is ''[[{{MaleGaze}} my partner's ass]]'', do me a favor and keep surveilling.



-->'''Johnny:''' Ladies and gentlemen, this is your social director. Those of you not wishing to be blasted into a gooey mist, please step away from your firearms.

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-->'''Johnny:''' -->'''John:''' Ladies and gentlemen, this is your social director. Those of you not wishing to be blasted into a gooey mist, please step away from your firearms.



* After D'Avin takes the Killjoys' oath:

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* After D'Avin D'avin takes the Killjoys' oath:



** A second later, D'Avin's completely deadpan "Do I ''outrank'' you?"

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** A second later, D'Avin's D'avin's completely deadpan "Do I ''outrank'' you?"



'''Johnny:''' You charge the same, I know. That's good.

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'''Johnny:''' '''John:''' You charge the same, I know. That's good.



* D'Avin, seemingly being the obvious choice to persuade the women to cooperate, being handsome, masculine, and well built goes the other way around when the time comes. He marshals his powers as an older sibling as they start squabbling, and to the astonishment of both Dutch and Johnny, they listen. Neither thought he'd take the time to even learn their names, he learned well enough to big brother at them.

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* D'Avin, D'avin, seemingly being the obvious choice to persuade the women to cooperate, being handsome, masculine, and well built goes the other way around when the time comes. He marshals his powers as an older sibling as they start squabbling, and to the astonishment of both Dutch and Johnny, they listen. Neither thought he'd take the time to even learn their names, but he learned well enough to big brother at them.



* Early in, John insists that Lucy doesn't play favorites, which Lucy confirms. Later, as Dutch is stuck in an airlock with Lucy insisting that she has to go through quarantine, Dutch says that John will die. Cue the airlock opening.

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* Early in, on, John insists that Lucy doesn't play favorites, which Lucy confirms. Later, as Dutch is stuck in an airlock with Lucy insisting that she has to go through quarantine, Dutch says that John will die. Cue the airlock opening.



* D'Avin and Dutch have just had sex:
-->'''D'Avin:''' We're awesome at this whole sex thing, by the way. ''(raises hand)''\\

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* D'Avin D'avin and Dutch have just had sex:
-->'''D'Avin:''' -->'''D'avin:''' We're awesome at this whole sex thing, by the way. ''(raises hand)''\\



* Lucy is disabled by a machine built by John, and Dutch and D'avin are forced to answer, truthfully, a series of personal questions. When it gets to the question, "Dutch, do you trust D'avin?", Dutch is stuck because she doesn't know the truth herself. Lucy is slowly drifting into Westerley's atmosphere because she is disabled and they can't bring her back online until Dutch provides a truthful answer to John's question. Until they both decide, ''screw it'', and break the machine instead. Cue Lucy instantly coming back online.

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* Lucy is disabled by a machine built by John, and Dutch and D'avin are forced to answer, truthfully, a series of personal questions. When it gets to the question, "Dutch, do you trust D'avin?", Dutch is stuck because she doesn't know the truth herself. Lucy is slowly drifting into Westerley's atmosphere because she is disabled and they can't bring her back online until Dutch provides a truthful answer to John's question. Until they both decide, ''screw it'', decide "screw it" and break the machine instead. Cue Lucy instantly coming back online.



* Johnny’s reaction to said wall.
--> '''Johnny:''' Forgive me, I’m aroused.

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* Johnny’s Johnny's reaction to said wall.
--> '''Johnny:''' '''John:''' Forgive me, I’m I'm aroused.



* D'avin and Khlyen swap bodies, and Creator/LukeMacfarlane and Rob Stewart clearly have a ball doing their best impressions.

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* D'avin and Khlyen [[FreakyFridayFlip swap bodies, bodies]], and Creator/LukeMacfarlane and Rob Stewart clearly have a ball doing their best impressions.



* D'Avin is trying to use his influence over the plasma to calm down a centuries-old monk. He's unimpressed with Alvis' spiritual advice.

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* D'Avin D'avin is trying to use his influence over the plasma to calm down a centuries-old monk. He's unimpressed with Alvis' spiritual advice.



-->'''D'Avin:''' He's fighting me!

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-->'''D'Avin:''' -->'''D'avin:''' He's fighting me!



-->'''D'Avin:''' You are ''terrible'' at this!

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-->'''D'Avin:''' -->'''D'avin:''' You are ''terrible'' at this!



-->'''Johnny:''' He has a gun! \\

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-->'''Johnny:''' -->'''John:''' ''[[loudly whispering]'' He has a gun! \\



-->'''Johnny:''' Lucy...put on your analysis pants.

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-->'''Johnny:''' -->'''John:''' Lucy...put on your analysis pants.



-->'''Johnny:''' I know, I...

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-->'''Johnny:''' -->'''John:''' I know, I...



-->'''Niko:''' You must be Olli. [[spoiler:Or is it Clara?]]
-->'''Olli[[spoiler:/Clara]]:''' It's "Bitch, you have got to be joking if you think you're gonna take me with that little shit-stick."

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-->'''Niko:''' You must be Olli. [[spoiler:Or Or is it Clara?]]
-->'''Olli[[spoiler:/Clara]]:'''
Clara?
-->'''Olli/Clara:'''
It's "Bitch, you have got to be joking if you think you're gonna take me with that little shit-stick."



* Aneela and Seyah Kendry had just finished having sex, when Kendry notices that a servant was in the room with them and has been there the whole time. ''Watching''. Kendry decides she's into it.

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* Aneela and Seyah Kendry had have just finished having sex, when Kendry notices that a servant was in the room with them and has been there the whole time. ''Watching''. Kendry decides she's into it.



* Dutch, D'av, and Johnny's carefully-crafted plan to steal the sonic is hijacked by Jelco, "the STD of supervillains".
* Speaking of Jelco, he is now the third wife of a Westerly frontier mayor. Yes. Wife. Not husband. ''Wife''.
** And he's totally into it.

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* Dutch, D'av, and Johnny's carefully-crafted plan to steal the sonic is hijacked by Jelco, "the STD of supervillains".
villains".
* Speaking of Jelco, he is now the third wife of a Westerly frontier mayor. Yes. Wife. Not husband. ''Wife''.
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''Wife''. And he's totally into it.



* Shortly after [[spoiler:a very pregnant]] Kendry is awakened from stasis and killed a half-dozen Black Root guards, she has this exchange with Aneela. Really, they've only slept together once and already it's like they're a married couple. [[spoiler:An ''expecting'' couple, at that!]]

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* Shortly after [[spoiler:a a very pregnant]] pregnant Kendry is awakened from stasis and killed kills a half-dozen Black Root guards, she has this exchange with Aneela. Really, they've only slept together once and already it's like they're a married couple. [[spoiler:An An ''expecting'' couple, at that!]]that!



'''Turin:''' Ah, shit!

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'''Turin:''' [[OhCrap Ah, shit!
shit!]]
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* Dutch has just noticed something about the scarback "Bible": [[spoiler:The holes don't quite all line up.]]

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* Dutch has just noticed something about the scarback "Bible": [[spoiler:The The holes don't quite all line up.]]



-->'''Jelco:''' The way she treats you? Well, if you think that's bad, you've never seen a Company year-end review. At least with Borna, after the berating and the punching, there's cuddles. And then more punching, the sexy kind.
Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=killjoys-2015&episode=s03e08

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-->'''D'avin:''' The way she treats you?
-->'''Jelco:''' The way she treats you? Well, if you think that's bad, you've never seen a Company year-end review. At least with Borna, after the berating and the punching, there's cuddles. And then more punching, the sexy kind.
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kind.
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* D'avin and Khlyen swap bodies, and Luke Macfarlane and Rob Stewart clearly have a ball doing their best impressions.

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* D'avin and Khlyen swap bodies, and Luke Macfarlane Creator/LukeMacfarlane and Rob Stewart clearly have a ball doing their best impressions.
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* Johnny’s reaction to said wall.
--> '''Johnny:''' Forgive me, I’m aroused.

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-->'''D'Avin:''' You are ''terrible'' this!

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-->'''D'Avin:''' You are ''terrible'' at this!




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* Pawter and Dutch are paid a visit by Jelco in his office.
--> ''' Jelco:''' You. Of course it’s you. Cherry on my day.
--> '''Dutch and Pawter, together: ''' I think he means me.
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-->'''Johnny''': Did...Khylen just make a dick joke?

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-->'''Johnny''': Did...Khylen just make a dick joke?joke?

[[AC: Episode 10 - Last Dance]]
* Before the big battle, Dutch offers a salute...then they all go in for a huge group hug.
-->'''Turin''': This is how cold sores are spread.
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* Johnny consistently botches fishing metaphors, leading Fancy to ask if he's ever fished in his life.

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