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[[caption-width-right:350:''"I COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!!!"'']]

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-->'''Jasmine:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh great, now he tells me!]]

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-->'''Jasmine:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh great, now he tells me!]]me!]]
* Listening to Bill Cosby do his "Oops" routine on "I Started Out as a Child" (1964) and then decades later hearing Jeff Goldblum recycle the exact same lines, using the same inflection as Cosby's. “Waddya mean ‘oops’?! I know what I mean when I say oops, What do you mean when you say oops?!”
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** And as he's storming into the observation room, he's still none too thrilled and barking orders.
--->'''Director:''' This better not be another damn Russian spy job!\\
'''Technician:''' Air traffic control says skies are clear.\\
'''David:''' It's the real thing! A radio signal from another world!\\
'''Director:''' Let's not jump the gun here! Realign the dish to- [''Trips and nearly falls from the golf balls David was playing with''] David! What's with the golf balls?! You're gonna kill me here!

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--->"Hey! Alright, how you guys doin'? Take a look at the Earthlings! Good-''bye!''"

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--->"Hey! --->'''David''': Hey! Alright, how you guys doin'? look at us! Take a look at the Earthlings! Good-''bye!''"Good-''bye!''
--->'''Steve''': Y'all take care, alright? Nothin' but love for ya! Nothin' but love for ya!
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-->'''Marty:''' [[OhCrap Oh my God!]] ''Oh my God!'' I gotta call my brother! I gotta call my housekeeper! I gotta call my lawyer! ({{beat}}) Aw, forget my lawyer.

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-->'''Marty:''' [[OhCrap Oh my God!]] ''Oh my God!'' I gotta call my brother! I gotta call my housekeeper! I gotta call my lawyer! ({{beat}}) [[EvilLawyerJoke Aw, forget my lawyer.lawyer]].
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-->'''Marty:''' [[OhCrap Oh my God!]] ''Oh my God!'' I gotta call my brother! I gotta call my housekeeper! I gotta call my lawyer! ({{beat}}) [[AcceptableTargets Aw, forget my lawyer.]]

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-->'''Marty:''' [[OhCrap Oh my God!]] ''Oh my God!'' I gotta call my brother! I gotta call my housekeeper! I gotta call my lawyer! ({{beat}}) [[AcceptableTargets Aw, forget my lawyer.]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!!!"]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:"I [[caption-width-right:350:''"I COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!!!"]]
BARBECUE!!!"'']]
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I COULD HAVE BEEN AT A BARBECUE!!!".]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:"I COULD HAVE COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!!!".]]
BARBECUE!!!"]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:Steve is more than annoyed with that smell.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:Steve is more than annoyed with that smell.[[caption-width-right:350:"I COULD HAVE BEEN AT A BARBECUE!!!".]]

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--->'''Julius''': You wanna borrow the car? David, you don't have a licence.

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--->'''Julius''': You wanna borrow the car? David, you don't have a licence.license.



--->'''Julius''': Yeah, I'm driv-! Wait, I'm driving?!

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--->'''Julius''': Yeah, I'm driv-! Wait, I'm driv--wait, ''I'm'' driving?!



--->'''Julius:''' So what you waiting for? Hmm? My social security will expire, and you'll still be sitting there.

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--->'''Julius:''' So what you waiting for? Hmm? My social security Social Security will expire, and you'll still be sitting there.



--->'''David:''' See you tomorrow, Pop. ''(kisses his father and grabs his bike)''
--->'''Julius:''' Just hold on, this is not checkmate! ''(beat)'' Ugh, checkmate!

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--->'''David:''' See you tomorrow, Pop. ''(kisses ''[kisses his father and grabs his bike)''
bike]''
--->'''Julius:''' Just hold on, this is not checkmate! ''(beat)'' ''[beat]'' Ugh, checkmate!



--->'''Julius:''' ''(looking around)'' This I like. Look at this. You know what famous people have been here, huh? Politicians, actors, baseball players, singers...and now me.

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--->'''Julius:''' ''(looking around)'' ''[looking around]'' This I like. Look at this. You know what famous people have been here, huh? Politicians, actors, baseball players, singers...and now me.



-->[camera cuts to shot of window, three-quarters of which is engulfed by one of the scout crafts that's currently idling over the Los Angeles skyline. Helicopter blades and sirens can be heard wailing in the foreground.]

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-->[camera cuts to shot of window, three-quarters of which is engulfed by one of the scout crafts that's currently idling over the Los Angeles skyline. Helicopter blades and sirens can be heard wailing in the foreground.]



-->'''Whitmore:''' [muttering] Traitor...

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-->'''Whitmore:''' [muttering] ''[muttering]'' Traitor...



--->'''Hiller:''' You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But ''nooooooo''. Instead, you got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the burning desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. And you gotta come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. ''(pauses, looks around)'' AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!
--->''(screams, kicks the alien repeatedly.)''
--->'''Hiller:''' I COULDA BEEN AT A ''BARBECUE!''
--->''(grabs his parachute and resumes dragging)''
--->'''Hiller:''' But I'm not mad. It's all right. That is all right.
** Made even funnier because his scream of "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!" was unscripted. The scene was shot in the salt flats of Utah, where a few trillion brine shrimp were decomposing in the summer heat when they were on location... Something that Will Smith clearly noticed [[EnforcedMethodActing and was not told about beforehand]].

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--->'''Hiller:''' You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But ''nooooooo''. Instead, you got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the burning desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. And you gotta come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. ''(pauses, ''[pauses, looks around)'' around]'' AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!
--->''(screams,
SMELL?! ''[screams, kicks the alien repeatedly.)''
--->'''Hiller:'''
repeatedly]'' I COULDA BEEN AT A ''BARBECUE!''
--->''(grabs
''BARBECUE!'' ''[grabs his parachute and resumes dragging)''
--->'''Hiller:'''
dragging]'' But I'm not mad. It's all right. That is all right.
** Made even funnier because his scream of "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!" was unscripted. The scene was shot in the salt flats of Utah, where a few trillion brine shrimp were decomposing in the summer heat when they were on location... Something something that Will Smith clearly noticed [[EnforcedMethodActing and was not told about beforehand]].

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