Funny / Incoboto Mini

• All of the Corporation signs and slogans:
  • The Corporation: A Legal Entity Is Immortal. You Are Not.
  • The Corporation: If You Can Complain Then You Can Breathe. If You Can Breathe Then Do Not Complain.
  • The Corporation: Telling You Like It Is... From Our Perspective.
  • The Corporation: Apologies For The Inconvenience.
  • The Corporation: Litigation Before Logic.
  • The Corporation: Providing 100% of Reality-TV Content For 300 Years.
  • The Corporation: Because We're Worth It.
  • The Corporation: Circumscribing Fun To Maintain Galactic Safety Protocols.
  • The Corporation: Praying The Next Lot Are Less Like Monkeys.
  • The Corporation: If you are reading this you are at risk of shock. And death. And crispiness.
  • The Corporation: Medical insurance may not cover 'injury due to stupidity'.
  • The Corporation: Thank You For Upholding Moral Standards, Even Post-mortem.
  • The Corporation: The Public Interest is Our Interest.
  • The Corporation: The Very Best Mankind Had To Offer - Given No Basis For Comparison.
  • The Corporation: You Paid For Security With Freedom.
  • The Corporation: What Is Best For Us Is Best For You.
  • The Corporation: An Apology Does Not Imply Culpability.
  • The Corporation: A Legal Entity Is Immortal. You Are Not.
  • The Corporation: 'Monopoly' Means 'Stop whining' In Martian.
  • The Corporation: Your Ignorance is Our Bliss.
  • The Corporation: Thank You For Not Thinking.
  • The Corporation: Definitely Not Locking The Gate After The Horse Has Bolted.
  • The Corporation: Makes No Guarantees Of A Nice Day. Or a Day For That Matter.
  • The Corporation: What Is Best For Us Is Best For You.