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** Made extra funny because it's the same obnoxious jobsworth who refused to take Ken's change to enter the tower in the beginning. [[AssholeVictim He realises too late who he's bullying the second time around.]]
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* On their first night in Bruges, Ray is impatient at being stuck in the hotel as per Harry's orders and wants to go to the pub. He gets Ken to stop reading and go out by slyly mentioning how picturesque the city must look at night. He evens gives a little cheer of glee as Ken laments and puts his book down.
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* On their first night in Bruges, Ray is impatient at being stuck in the hotel as per Harry's orders and wants to go to the pub. He gets Ken to stop reading and go out by slyly mentioning how picturesque the city must look at night. He evens gives a little cheer of glee as Ken laments relents and puts his book down.
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** "I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. I was upset."
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** "I'm sorry I called for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."
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* Just the fact that not only does Creator/RalphFiennes play a character called "[[Literature/HarryPotter Harry]]", but the film ends with him killing himself.
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* As dark and depressing as it gets afterward, the initial reaction of both Ken and Ray [[spoiler: when Ken realizes Ray was about to shoot himself and that Ken was about to kill Ray]] is surrealist hilarity.
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* As dark and depressing as it gets afterward, the initial reaction of both Ken and Ray [[spoiler: when Ken realizes Ray was about to shoot himself and that Ken was about to kill Ray]] Ray is surrealist hilarity.
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'''Ray''': Oh my god....[[spoiler: You were gonna kill me!]]\\
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'''Ray''': Oh my god....[[spoiler: You were gonna kill me!]]\\me!\\
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* "That's for Music/JohnLennon, you [[MistakenNationality Yankee]] fucking cunt."
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* "That's for Music/JohnLennon, Ray trying to tell a group of overweight American tourists that climbing the tower might be a bad idea because the stairway is very narrow. When they don't pick up on his hints, he finally gives up and tell them they are "a bunch of fookin' elephants".
** Soon after Ray calls them elephants, the leader of the group awkwardly tries to grab him and Ray just darts and shifts around, yelling "Leave it Fatty!" until the man is winded after only a few moments. When Ken comes up (unaware of what happened) and politely mentions to the family about how the tower is "really narrow", one of the women yells "Screw you[[MistakenNationality Yankee]] fucking cunt."motherfucker!", with Ken's eyes widening in shock and asking Ray what that was about.
** Soon after Ray calls them elephants, the leader of the group awkwardly tries to grab him and Ray just darts and shifts around, yelling "Leave it Fatty!" until the man is winded after only a few moments. When Ken comes up (unaware of what happened) and politely mentions to the family about how the tower is "really narrow", one of the women yells "Screw you
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* Towards the end of the film, Harry and Ken go into the tower to [[spoiler: have a shootout without endangering any civilians. In the tower, Ken sets his gun aside as Harry draws his and Harry is absolutely incredulous at what Ken tells him...up until Harry decides to spare him, but still shoots him in the leg as punishment. Mix of Heartwarming too.]]
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* Towards the end of the film, Harry and Ken go into the tower to [[spoiler: have a shootout without endangering any civilians. In the tower, Ken sets his gun aside as Harry draws his and Harry is absolutely incredulous at what Ken tells him...up until Harry decides to spare him, but still shoots him in the leg as punishment. Mix of Heartwarming too.]]
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-->'''Ken:''' For your integrity, for your honour. I love ya.[[spoiler:The boy had to be let go. The boy had to be given a chance. Had to do that. I had to say "Fuck you.And fuck what I owe you. And fuck everything that's gone on between us." And that's what I had to do. But I'm not fighting ya. And I accept totally everything you're gonna do. I accept it. Totally.]]
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-->'''Ken:''' For your integrity, for your honour. I love ya.[[spoiler:The The boy had to be let go. The boy had to be given a chance. Had to do that. I had to say "Fuck you.And fuck what I owe you. And fuck everything that's gone on between us." And that's what I had to do. But I'm not fighting ya. And I accept totally everything you're gonna do. I accept it. Totally.]]
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-->'''Harry:''' Well, if you say all that fucking stuff, I can't fucking [[spoiler:shoot you]], now can I?
-->'''Ken:''' It's entirely up to you Harry. Entirely your call.[[spoiler:All I'm saying is...I'm not fighting.]]
-->'''Ken:''' It's entirely up to you Harry. Entirely your call.[[spoiler:All I'm saying is...I'm not fighting.]]
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-->'''Harry:''' Well, if you say all that fucking stuff, I can't fucking [[spoiler:shoot you]], shoot you, now can I?
-->'''Ken:''' It's entirely up to you Harry. Entirely your call.[[spoiler:All All I'm saying is...I'm not fighting.]]
-->'''Ken:''' It's entirely up to you Harry. Entirely your call.
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* Ray trying to tell a group of overweight American tourists that climbing the tower might be a bad idea because the stairway is very narrow. When they don't pick up on his hints, he finally gives up and tell them they are "a bunch of fookin' elephants".
** Soon after Ray calls them elephants, the leader of the group awkwardly tries to grab him and Ray just darts and shifts around, yelling "Leave it Fatty!" until the man is winded after only a few moments. When Ken comes up (unaware of what happened) and politely mentions to the family about how the tower is "really narrow", one of the women yells "Screw you motherfucker!", with Ken's eyes widening in shock and asking Ray what that was about.
* In the restaurant, when a [[spoiler: seemingly]] American man gets irritable about Chloe's cigarette smoke.
** Soon after Ray calls them elephants, the leader of the group awkwardly tries to grab him and Ray just darts and shifts around, yelling "Leave it Fatty!" until the man is winded after only a few moments. When Ken comes up (unaware of what happened) and politely mentions to the family about how the tower is "really narrow", one of the women yells "Screw you motherfucker!", with Ken's eyes widening in shock and asking Ray what that was about.
* In the restaurant, when a [[spoiler: seemingly]] American man gets irritable about Chloe's cigarette smoke.
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** Soon after Ray calls them elephants, the leader of the group awkwardly tries to grab him and Ray just darts and shifts around, yelling "Leave it Fatty!" until the man is winded after only a few moments. When Ken comes up (unaware of what happened) and politely mentions to the family about how the tower is "really narrow", one of the women yells "Screw you motherfucker!", with Ken's eyes widening in shock and asking Ray what that was about.
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** WHAM! "That's for Music/JohnLennon, you [[MistakenNationality Yankee]] fucking cunt."
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* Harry's entire interaction with Eirik and Yuri, beginning with him walking in, seeing Eirik looking sullen and wearing an eye patch, and saying cheerfully [[{{Pun}} "Aye-aye".]] Then:
-->'''Yuri''': I also have some durm-durms. You know this word, "durm-durms"? The bullets that make the head explode?
-->'''Harry''': Dum-dums. Yeah.
-->'''Yuri''': Would you like some of these durm-durms?
-->'''Harry''': [''as if he's being offered a chocolate''] I know I shouldn't. ... But I will. [''takes the whole box'']
-->'''Eirik''': [''muttering to himself''] Mother''fucker''.
-->'''Harry''': Is he talking to me?
-->'''Yuri''': No. Eirik's on your side, Mr Waters. Your young friend blinded him last night.
-->'''Harry''': Ray did?
-->'''Eirik''': [''with great bitterness''] I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot the blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye, ever again, doctors say.
-->'''Harry''': Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.
-->'''Eirik''': What?!
-->'''Harry''': I mean, basically, if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, and you allow your gun to be taken off you, and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank, which I assume the person has to get quite close to you, then... yeah, really it's all your fault for being such a poof. So why don't you stop whingein', and cheer the fuck up.
-->[''Eirik stands up, angry'']
-->'''Yuri''': Eirik. I really wouldn't respond.
-->[''Harry smiles pleasantly at Eirik. Eirik calms himself down.'']
-->'''Eirik''': I thought you wanted the guy dead.
-->'''Harry''': I '''do''' want the guy dead. I want him fuckin' crucified. But it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it? ... Thanks for the gun, Yuri.
-->'''Yuri''': I also have some durm-durms. You know this word, "durm-durms"? The bullets that make the head explode?
-->'''Harry''': Dum-dums. Yeah.
-->'''Yuri''': Would you like some of these durm-durms?
-->'''Harry''': [''as if he's being offered a chocolate''] I know I shouldn't. ... But I will. [''takes the whole box'']
-->'''Eirik''': [''muttering to himself''] Mother''fucker''.
-->'''Harry''': Is he talking to me?
-->'''Yuri''': No. Eirik's on your side, Mr Waters. Your young friend blinded him last night.
-->'''Harry''': Ray did?
-->'''Eirik''': [''with great bitterness''] I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot the blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye, ever again, doctors say.
-->'''Harry''': Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.
-->'''Eirik''': What?!
-->'''Harry''': I mean, basically, if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, and you allow your gun to be taken off you, and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank, which I assume the person has to get quite close to you, then... yeah, really it's all your fault for being such a poof. So why don't you stop whingein', and cheer the fuck up.
-->[''Eirik stands up, angry'']
-->'''Yuri''': Eirik. I really wouldn't respond.
-->[''Harry smiles pleasantly at Eirik. Eirik calms himself down.'']
-->'''Eirik''': I thought you wanted the guy dead.
-->'''Harry''': I '''do''' want the guy dead. I want him fuckin' crucified. But it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it? ... Thanks for the gun, Yuri.
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-->'''Ray:''' I hadn't fucked her, anyway! Ask her! I'd only put me hand on it!
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-->'''Ray:''' I hadn't fucked her, anyway! Ask her! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'd only put me hand on it!it!]]
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* On their first night in Bruges, Ray is impatient at being stuck in the hotel as per Harry's orders and wants to go to the pub. He gets Ken to stop reading and go out by slyly mentioning how picturesque the city must look at night. He evens gives a little cheer of glee as Ken laments and puts his book down.
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* Harry's [[SirSwearsALot expletive-filled message]], left in full detail by the woman who'd answered the phone. And capping it is TheStinger.
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* Harry's [[SirSwearsALot expletive-filled message]], left in full detail by the woman who'd answered the phone. phone.
-->'''Harry:''' Number one, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail on them, so I don't have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again, [[ImpliedDeathThreat otherwise there'll be fucking hell to pay]], I'm fucking telling you.
** And capping it is TheStinger.
-->'''Harry:''' Number one, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail on them, so I don't have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again, [[ImpliedDeathThreat otherwise there'll be fucking hell to pay]], I'm fucking telling you.
** And capping it is TheStinger.
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* Ray trying to tell a group of overweight American tourists that climbing the tower might be a bad idea because the stairway is very narrow. When they don't pick up on his hints, he finally gives up and tell them they are "a bunch of fookin' elephants". Additional (accidental) hilarious comes from the fact that despite being [[{{Eagleland}} being heavily coded as American]], the actors playing the family are ''incredibly'' non-American and don't try to use American accents or language.
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* Ray trying to tell a group of overweight American tourists that climbing the tower might be a bad idea because the stairway is very narrow. When they don't pick up on his hints, he finally gives up and tell them they are "a bunch of fookin' elephants". Additional (accidental) hilarious comes from the fact that despite being [[{{Eagleland}} being heavily coded as American]], the actors playing the family are ''incredibly'' non-American and don't try to use American accents or language.
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--->'''Tourist''': You talking to me?
--->'''Ray''': ''(Quietly, just loud enough for the other guy to hear)'' He pauses, even though he knows he should just hit the cunt. And he repeats- ''(Louder)'' ''Yes'', I am talking to you, what's ''"fucking unbelievable"''?
--->'''Ray''': ''(Quietly, just loud enough for the other guy to hear)'' He pauses, even though he knows he should just hit the cunt. And he repeats- ''(Louder)'' ''Yes'', I am talking to you, what's ''"fucking unbelievable"''?
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--->'''Tourist''': [[AskAStupidQuestion You talking to me?
me]]?
--->'''Ray''': ''(Quietly, just loud enough for the other guy to hear)'' [[ThirdPersonPerson He pauses, even though he knows he should just hit the cunt. And herepeats- repeats]]- ''(Louder)'' ''Yes'', I am talking to you, what's ''"fucking unbelievable"''?
--->'''Ray''': ''(Quietly, just loud enough for the other guy to hear)'' [[ThirdPersonPerson He pauses, even though he knows he should just hit the cunt. And he
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** Soon after Ray calls them elephants, the leader of the group awkwardly tries to grab him and Ray just darts and shifts around, yelling "Leave it Fatty!" until the man is winded after only a few moments. When Ken comes up(unaware of what happened)and politely mentions to the family about how the tower is "really narrow", one of the women yells "Screw you motherfucker!", with Kens eyes widening in shock and asking Ray what that was about.
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** Soon after Ray calls them elephants, the leader of the group awkwardly tries to grab him and Ray just darts and shifts around, yelling "Leave it Fatty!" until the man is winded after only a few moments. When Ken comes up(unaware up (unaware of what happened)and happened) and politely mentions to the family about how the tower is "really narrow", one of the women yells "Screw you motherfucker!", with Kens Ken's eyes widening in shock and asking Ray what that was about.
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-->'''Harry:'''WHA....?
-->'''Ken:'''For your integrity, for your honour. I love ya.[[spoiler:The boy had to be let go. The boy had to be given a chance. Had to do that. I had to say "Fuck you.And fuck what I owe you. And fuck everything that's gone on between us." And that's what I had to do. But I'm not fighting ya. And I accept totally everything you're gonna do. I accept it. Totally.''']]
-->'''Ken:'''For your integrity, for your honour. I love ya.[[spoiler:The boy had to be let go. The boy had to be given a chance. Had to do that. I had to say "Fuck you.And fuck what I owe you. And fuck everything that's gone on between us." And that's what I had to do. But I'm not fighting ya. And I accept totally everything you're gonna do. I accept it. Totally.''']]
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-->'''Ken:''' [{{Beat}}] Yeah.'''
-->'''Harry:'''Well, if you say all that fucking stuff, I can't fucking [[spoiler:shoot you]], now can I?
-->'''Harry:'''Well, if you say all that fucking stuff, I can't fucking [[spoiler:shoot you]], now can I?
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-->'''Ken:''' [{{Beat}}] Yeah.'''
-->'''Harry:'''Well,Yeah.
-->'''Harry:''' Well, if you say all that fucking stuff, I can't fucking [[spoiler:shoot you]], now can I?
-->'''Harry:'''Well,
-->'''Harry:''' Well, if you say all that fucking stuff, I can't fucking [[spoiler:shoot you]], now can I?
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-->'''Ken:'''FUCKING CUNT!'''
-->'''Harry:'''Right, I'm not gonna do nothing to you just because you're standing about like Robert fucking Powell?'''
-->'''Ken:''' ''(In pain)'' Like WHO?!'''
-->'''Harry:'''Right, I'm not gonna do nothing to you just because you're standing about like Robert fucking Powell?'''
-->'''Ken:''' ''(In pain)'' Like WHO?!'''
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-->'''Harry:'''Right,
-->'''Harry:''' Right, I'm not gonna do nothing to you just because you're standing about like Robert fucking
-->'''Ken:''' ''(In pain)'' Like
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-->'''Ken:''' My FUCKING leg!'''
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-->'''Ken:''' My FUCKING leg!'''leg!
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-->'''Harry''' [{{Beat}] [[spoiler:''(Shoots Ken in the leg.)'']]
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--> (Ken pushes the gun towards him.)
-->'''Harry:''' (Incredulous)What are you fucking doing??!
-->'''Harry:''' (Incredulous)What are you fucking doing??!
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-->'''Harry:'''
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-->'''Harry:'''...Alright, then [[spoiler:I'm blowing your fucking head off(holds gun to Kens head.)''']]
-->'''(Ken nods.)'''
-->'''Harry:''' Oh, don't come over all GHANDI, what are you FUCKING doing??![{{Beat}}] Ken, stop messing about, please, [[spoiler:(pushes the gun back towards him, still holding his own to Kens head) I know I'm going to beat you anyway 'cause you're a spaz, but....''']]
-->'''Ken:'''Harry...I'm totally in your debt. Things that have gone between us in the past....I love you unreservedly for all that.'''
-->'''(Ken nods.)'''
-->'''Harry:''' Oh, don't come over all GHANDI, what are you FUCKING doing??![{{Beat}}] Ken, stop messing about, please, [[spoiler:(pushes the gun back towards him, still holding his own to Kens head) I know I'm going to beat you anyway 'cause you're a spaz, but....''']]
-->'''Ken:'''Harry...I'm totally in your debt. Things that have gone between us in the past....I love you unreservedly for all that.'''
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-->'''Harry:'''...Alright, then [[spoiler:I'm blowing your fucking head off(holds off ''(holds gun to Kens head.)''']]
-->'''(Ken)'']]
-->''(Ken nods.)'''
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-->'''Harry:''' Oh, don't come over allGHANDI, GANDHI, what are you FUCKING doing??![{{Beat}}] doing??! [{{Beat}}] Ken, stop messing about, please, [[spoiler:(pushes [[spoiler:''(pushes the gun back towards him, still holding his own to Kens head) head)'' I know I'm going to beat you anyway 'cause you're a spaz, but....''']]
-->'''Ken:'''Harry...]]
-->'''Ken:''' Harry...I'm totally in your debt. Things that have gone between us in the past....I love you unreservedly for all that.'''
-->'''(Ken
-->''(Ken nods.
-->'''Harry:''' Oh, don't come over all
-->'''Ken:'''Harry...
-->'''Ken:''' Harry...I'm totally in your debt. Things that have gone between us in the past....I love you unreservedly for all that.'''
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-->'''Ken:'''For your integrity, for your honour. I love ya.[[spoiler:The boy had to be let go. The boy had to be given a chance. Had to do that. I had to say "Fuck you.And fuck what I owe you. And fuck everything thats gone on between us. And thats what I had to do. But I'm not fighting ya. And I accept totally everything you're gonna do. I accept it. Totally.''']]
-->'''Harry:'''[{{Beat}}] Oh yeah?
-->'''Ken:'''[{{Beat}}] Yeah.'''
-->'''Harry:'''[{{Beat}}] Oh yeah?
-->'''Ken:'''[{{Beat}}] Yeah.'''
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-->'''Ken:'''For your integrity, for your honour. I love ya.[[spoiler:The boy had to be let go. The boy had to be given a chance. Had to do that. I had to say "Fuck you.And fuck what I owe you. And fuck everything thats that's gone on between us. us." And thats that's what I had to do. But I'm not fighting ya. And I accept totally everything you're gonna do. I accept it. Totally.''']]
-->'''Harry:'''[{{Beat}}] -->'''Harry:''' [{{Beat}}] Oh yeah?
-->'''Ken:'''[{{Beat}}] -->'''Ken:''' [{{Beat}}] Yeah.'''
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