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-->'''Myra''': Like a little ''[[Series/StarWars Yoda]]'' waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the ''Music/TakeThatBand'' reject with greasy hair!

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-->'''Myra''': Like a little ''[[Series/StarWars ''[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]'' waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the ''Music/TakeThatBand'' reject with greasy hair!
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-->'''Myra''': Like a little [[StarWars Yoda]] waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the Music/TakeThatBand reject with greasy hair!

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-->'''Myra''': Like a little [[StarWars Yoda]] ''[[Series/StarWars Yoda]]'' waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the Music/TakeThatBand ''Music/TakeThatBand'' reject with greasy hair!
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* When Theresa, Liberty and Rae get their revenge on [[YourCheatingHeart Ethan]] for three-timing them. Liberty pretends she wants to get married, Theresa makes out she's pregnant, and Rae lies about having a STD. They eventually wear him down, and then throw gunk in his face amidst a cheering crowd.

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* When Theresa, Liberty and Rae get their revenge on [[YourCheatingHeart Ethan]] Ethan for three-timing them. Liberty pretends she wants to get married, Theresa makes out she's pregnant, and Rae lies about having a STD. They eventually wear him down, and then throw gunk in his face amidst a cheering crowd.
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** The scene climaxes with Diane's niece Lily resorting to throwing a bucket of water over them in order to get them to stop arguing, and Myra's face when the water hits her is priceless.

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** The scene climaxes with Diane's niece Lily resorting to throwing a bucket of water over them in order to get them to stop arguing, and Myra's face when the water hits her is priceless.priceless.

* Many of Liberty's songs, but especially the ''Love Is A Fluffy Piece Of Bubblegum'' pop song she recorded, and doesn't want anyone to see!
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--> '''Darren''': What I was thinking, was that if I got away with this massive surprise without you knowing, thennnnn...
--> ''[Darren throws his arms in the air in victory, singing "I am the One & Only" in time with the song]''

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--> '''Darren''': -->'''Darren''': What I was thinking, was that if I got away with this massive surprise without you knowing, thennnnn...
-->
thennnnn…\\
''[Darren throws his arms in the air in victory, singing "I am Am the One & Only" in time with the song]''
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* Diane, Leela, and Myra's argument in the middle of the street over Leela's teenage daughter Peri's pregnancy (which later turned out to be fake anyway). The scene is made even funnier by the two shocked schoolgirls who stumble upon the three arguing women and begin to record the argument with their phones. Diane's crowning moment in the scene is when she delivers this insult about Peri:

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* Diane, Leela, and Myra's argument in the middle of the street over Leela's teenage daughter Peri's pregnancy (which later turned out to be fake anyway). The scene is made even funnier by the reactions of the people witnessing the argument, Prince looking on embarrassed, Peri's offended reactions to Diane's insults, and two shocked schoolgirls who stumble upon the three arguing women and begin to record the argument everything with their phones. Diane's crowning moment in the scene is when she delivers this insult about Peri:



** The scene ends with Diane's niece Lily resorting to throwing a bucket of water over them in order to get them to stop arguing, and Myra's face when the water hits her is priceless.

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** The scene ends climaxes with Diane's niece Lily resorting to throwing a bucket of water over them in order to get them to stop arguing, and Myra's face when the water hits her is priceless.

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* Diane, Leela, and Myra's argument in the middle of the street over Leela's teenage daughter Peri's pregnancy (which later turned out to be fake). The scene is made even funnier by the two shocked schoolgirls who stumble upon the three arguing women and hide behind a bush to record the argument with their phones. Diane's crowning moment in the scene is when she describes Peri as "a reality show waiting to happen" and points out that it's not the first time she's been pregnant. Also Myra dropping her pasty as a result of Leela slapping Diane, and finally Diane's niece Lily throwing a bucket of water over them to make them stop fighting.

--> '''Myra:''' Hey! Me pasty!
--> '''Leela:''' Pick it up you scav!

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* Diane, Leela, and Myra's argument in the middle of the street over Leela's teenage daughter Peri's pregnancy (which later turned out to be fake). fake anyway). The scene is made even funnier by the two shocked schoolgirls who stumble upon the three arguing women and hide behind a bush begin to record the argument with their phones. Diane's crowning moment in the scene is when she describes Peri as "a delivers this insult about Peri:

--> "You're just jealous because our Lily will be off to a top university soon. By which time, SHE will have eight kids by eight different dads. SHE is a
reality show waiting to happen" happen!"

** Adding to the hilarity, Myra's reaction when Leela slapped Diane
and points out that it's not in the first time she's been pregnant. Also Myra dropping her process knocked Myra's pasty as a result out of Leela slapping Diane, and finally Diane's niece Lily throwing a bucket of water over them to make them stop fighting.

her hands:

--> '''Myra:''' Hey! Me pasty!
"Hey, me pasty!"
--> '''Leela:''' Pick "Pick it up up, you scav!scav!"

** The scene ends with Diane's niece Lily resorting to throwing a bucket of water over them in order to get them to stop arguing, and Myra's face when the water hits her is priceless.
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--> [[TeamMom Myra:]] GOLDIE!!!

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--> [[TeamMom Myra:]] GOLDIE!!!GOLDIE!!!

* Diane, Leela, and Myra's argument in the middle of the street over Leela's teenage daughter Peri's pregnancy (which later turned out to be fake). The scene is made even funnier by the two shocked schoolgirls who stumble upon the three arguing women and hide behind a bush to record the argument with their phones. Diane's crowning moment in the scene is when she describes Peri as "a reality show waiting to happen" and points out that it's not the first time she's been pregnant. Also Myra dropping her pasty as a result of Leela slapping Diane, and finally Diane's niece Lily throwing a bucket of water over them to make them stop fighting.

--> '''Myra:''' Hey! Me pasty!
--> '''Leela:''' Pick it up you scav!
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-->'''Myra''': Like a little [[StarWars Yoda]] waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the Music/TakeThat reject with greasy hair!

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-->'''Myra''': Like a little [[StarWars Yoda]] waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the Music/TakeThat Music/TakeThatBand reject with greasy hair!
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--> '''Diane ''': *gives him a look of disbelief*

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--> '''Diane ''': *gives him a look of disbelief*disbelief*

* [[RichesToRags Marnie Nightingale]] finds the McQueens household to be rather lacking, what with their lack of avocados and soft toilet paper, leading to this from an irritated Goldie who Marnie attempted to send shopping.

--> [[FieryRedhead Goldie:]] Why don't you shove it where your toilet paper goes?!
--> [[TeamMom Myra:]] GOLDIE!!!
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** Hilarious in Hindsight as Cleo ends up with [[SexyPriest Joel Dexter]] as of August 2017...

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** Hilarious in Hindsight as Cleo ends up with [[SexyPriest Joel Dexter]] as of August 2017...2017...

*After Scott has been recently discovered to have committed credit card fraud against James Nightingale, Diane and Scott discover Prince stole money from Esther who was left brain-damaged after getting shot in the head.

--> '''Scott''': That's [[HypocriticalHumor disgusting!]]
--> '''Diane ''': *gives him a look of disbelief*
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** Warren's face after this implies he isn't far off from doing so!

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** Warren's face after this implies he isn't far off from doing so!so!

* When Mercedes goes on the lash after Joe Roscoe leaves her at the altar. She gets a few... ''admirers''...

--> '''Cleo''': "You've just had two blokes having a fight over you!"
--> '''Mercedes''': "How romantic is ''that''?"
--> '''Cleo''': "One of them was a vicar!!"

** Hilarious in Hindsight as Cleo ends up with [[SexyPriest Joel Dexter]] as of August 2017...
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--> '''Warren''': "I thought I told you to stay away from [[Enemymine Brady]]?"

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--> '''Warren''': "I thought I told you to stay away from [[Enemymine Brady]]?"[[EnemyMine Brady?"]]
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-->'''Tegan''': At least she's pretty! YOU'VE got a face like a robber's dog!

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-->'''Tegan''': At least she's pretty! YOU'VE got a face like a robber's dog!dog!
* Warren confronts Joel about talking to Brendan while his newly-found son helps him paint his and Mitzeee's bedroom pink.
--> '''Warren''': "I thought I told you to stay away from [[Enemymine Brady]]?"
--> '''Joel''': "Yeah, I know. [[DeadpanSnarker What are you going to do, ground me?"]]

** Warren's face after this implies he isn't far off from doing so!
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* Tegan stepping in to defend Blessing from bullying in the Dog & Pond:

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* Tegan stepping in to defend Blessing from bullying in the Dog & Pond:bullying:
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-->'''Esther''': It's like you're Miley Cyrus and he's Gary Barlow! You'll be Miley Barlow!

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-->'''Esther''': It's like you're Miley Cyrus and he's Gary Barlow! You'll be Miley Barlow!Barlow!
* Tegan stepping in to defend Blessing from bullying in the Dog & Pond:
-->'''Tegan''': At least she's pretty! YOU'VE got a face like a robber's dog!
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-->'''Darren:''' We don't like North Easterly winds, do we? No we don't, because it messes up our hair..

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-->'''Darren:''' We don't like North Easterly winds, do we? No we don't, because it messes up our hair..hair.



* The entire scene where Ste puts the moves on and nearly hooks up with [[spoiler: his own long-lost ''[[SupriseIncest father]]'']] is BlackComedy at it's finest.

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* The entire scene where Ste puts the moves on and nearly hooks up with [[spoiler: his own long-lost ''[[SupriseIncest ''[[SurpriseIncest father]]'']] is BlackComedy at it's finest.
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* The entire scene where Ste puts the moves on and nearly hooks up with [[spoiler: his own long-lost ''[[SupriseIncest father]]'']] is BlackComedy at it's finest.

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* The entire scene where Ste puts the moves on and nearly hooks up with [[spoiler: his own long-lost ''[[SupriseIncest father]]'']] is BlackComedy at it's finest.finest.
* Esther advising Sinead to break it off with Tony due to the age difference between them.
-->'''Esther''': It's like you're Miley Cyrus and he's Gary Barlow! You'll be Miley Barlow!

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-->'''Darren''': Thanks babe. It's ''styling wax'' actually.
-->'''Nancy''': ''That's'' the bit you have a problem with?!

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-->'''Darren''': Thanks babe. It's ''styling wax'' ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne styling wax]]'' actually.
-->'''Nancy''': ''That's'' the bit you have a problem with?!with?!
* The entire scene where Ste puts the moves on and nearly hooks up with [[spoiler: his own long-lost ''[[SupriseIncest father]]'']] is BlackComedy at it's finest.
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-->'''Myra''': Like a little [[StarWars Yoda]] waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the Take That reject with greasy hair!

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-->'''Myra''': Like a little [[StarWars Yoda]] waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the Take That Music/TakeThat reject with greasy hair!



-->'''Darren''': Thanks babe. It's ''styling was'' actually.

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-->'''Darren''': Thanks babe. It's ''styling was'' wax'' actually.
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* Esther falcon-punching Maddie right in the face.

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* Esther falcon-punching Maddie right in the face.face.
* Myra's drunken rant that showcases her true feelings about the rest of the Hollyoaks village.
-->'''Myra''': Like a little [[StarWars Yoda]] waddling around the village. If you're so clever, how comes you were friends with the bezzie mate of a serial killer, and you married the Take That reject with greasy hair!
-->'''Nancy''': Myra, I really don't think that's very fair.
-->'''Darren''': Thanks babe. It's ''styling was'' actually.
-->'''Nancy''': ''That's'' the bit you have a problem with?!
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--> ''[Darren throws his arms in the air in victory, singing "I am the One & Only" in time with the song]''

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--> ''[Darren throws his arms in the air in victory, singing "I am the One & Only" in time with the song]''song]''
* Esther falcon-punching Maddie right in the face.
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* Pretty much anything Darren says.

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* Pretty much anything Darren says.says.
* Darren & Nancy's wedding song being "I am the One & Only" by Chesney Hawkes, as Darren planned the entire ceremony without Nancy's knowledge. When asked about the choice of song, Darren had this to say:
--> '''Darren''': What I was thinking, was that if I got away with this massive surprise without you knowing, thennnnn...
--> ''[Darren throws his arms in the air in victory, singing "I am the One & Only" in time with the song]''

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