Hazel: Maybe it's a curly fro. Jamie: Maybe every day is a bad hair day! Clarice: Maybe it's a mullet! Jamie: Oh WOW, what if Jameson's hiding a MULLET?! Clarice: Okay, I'm tingling. We have to find out. Maureen: [entering the room after finishing up with Jameson] Find out what? Jamie: About Jameson's— Clarice: [panicking and covering Jamie's mouth] NOTHING! Maureen: *sigh* Look, it's true. It's 7 inches long. Are you happy now? Jamie: [incredulous] HIS MULLET IS 7 INCHES LONG?!
Hazel can't spend any time around Jamie's kitten without her allergies flaring up. She thinks she has a solution to the problem. It completely backfires.
Jamie: These boobs won't grope themselves! Hazel: Things you don't shout out at a bar. But yeah I get it... Jamie: That and I miss BOYS. Those big hard lumps in their pants... Hazel (glancing over her shoulder at the rest of the bar): Jamie STOP... Jamie: I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO RAVAGE MY BODY! Hazel (now holding off the entire bar full of horny guys): Noooo Jamie I can't hold them RUN...