Funny / For Richer or Poorer

• After a high speed chase that draws the attention of the police and leaves the IRS agents surrounded by cops, the Knight Templar senior IRS agent holds up his badge for the cops to see and says "It's okay, fellows. IRS!" All the cops promptly pull their guns on the two agents.
• A couple of Brad's lines during his phone call with Phil:
  • "Or two?"
  • "I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT SAVIN' MY ASS!!! Because that donkey's been in the family for years! Couldn't live without it! Save it! Any cost! Bye!" (hangs up)
• When Brad and Caroline arrive home, Brad notices Caroline spending way too much time with her makeup in the car, Brad's reaction? "Yo, Picasso, let's go!".
• When Brad and Caroline are taken to court to answer for the tax fraud, the judge is the same woman who earlier criticized Brad for wanting to build a theme park with a Bible theme.
  • Brad's reaction to this is so amusing. "We will be lucky if we get the chair.".
• Caroline sleeping in cow dung. Yes, you read that right.
  • Then, there is this exchange:
  Brad: Be quiet, otherwise those cows will jump on you.
  Caroline: They will?!
  (Brad is not amused)
• "Welcome to Intercourse, Pennsylvania."
  Brad: Not lately.
• Caroline screaming that she doesn't want to drown after the cab crashes into the lake..., only for her to instantly calm down when she realizes she can stand up and walk as the water is shallow.
• Caroline acting like a prima Donna whenever something inconveniences her.
  • For example:
  • "I need a smoke!!!"
  • "I'm not a criminal!!!"
  • "I have cow poop on me!!!" (Shakes her hand in a petty way)
  • "Great, cow dung or ordung!"
  • "Free food my ass!!!"
• "Well let's hope this discourages future violations in tax cause!"
• And who can forget? "Liver, lung, and kidney casserole, enjoy, honey."
  • And Brad trying not to puke, and having to run out to the outhouse to puke.
• The same cow going on the road and causing crashes.
• Everything about Big John! EVERYTHING!!!!
• "I come in peace, I just need to use... the telephone."
• Brad making a zig-zag pattern with Big John while plowing for the seeds.