Funny / Fletch

  • From the first film, Fletch encounters the sexy Gail wearing nothing but a towel.
    Fletch: Can I borrow your towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
  • Pretty much anytime Fletch opens his mouth EVER. He has such great one-liners.
  • MoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooon river!
  • Posing as a bureaucrat in an exec's office and being offered coffee.
    Secretary: Sugar, Mr. Poon?
    Fletch: No. No. Never.
  • His roller-skating-swami getup.
  • Fletch's exchange with the car thief, both of them shouting to be heard over the noise of a high-speed police pursuit:
    "You a cop?"
    "Far as you know."
    "Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?"
    "Why? D'you steal the car?"
    "I sure did!"
    "Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore! There've been a lot of changes in the law!"