Funny / Flashpoint (DC Comics)

• Frankenstein facing off against a Nazi superhero guarding Hitler's bunker. The exchange goes as such:
  Nazi Superman: Come to me, jigsaw man! Come feel the strength and glory of the motherland squeeze the life from your-
  Frankenstein: Shut up. *Stabs him dead with The Sword of Michael*
• Element Woman introducing herself in the fourth issue:
  Element Woman: My name's Emily Sung, but my top secret code name is Element Woman! Anyone want a juice box? I brought extra.
• Barry getting stuck in traffic driving to Wayne Manor. He looks at the truck in front of him, which has a bumper sticker reading "I Brake For Nobody" and slams his head against the car horn. You can tell he's not used to having to travel so slowly.
• Hal Jordan never became Green Lantern, something Barry notes... along with the fact he still couldn't manage to marry Carol Ferris. That's just so perky a reflexion.
• Flash knows Batman has a plan, he has a special growl when it's the case - don't you try to deny, Dr Wayne, your son did the same, so explain!

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