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* Nanoha's reaction to Negi is equal parts CMOF and TastesLikeDiabetes.

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* Nanoha's reaction to Negi is equal parts CMOF and TastesLikeDiabetes.SickeninglySweet.
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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod. She ends up finding everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine and, more importantly, a fresh new batch of his mystical chocolates. Later it's discovered that said chocolates are essentially magic Red Bull, but for Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-humping a hapless Zafira. Signum's response?

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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod.apartment. She ends up finding everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine and, more importantly, a fresh new batch of his mystical chocolates. Later it's discovered that said chocolates are essentially magic Red Bull, but for Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-humping a hapless Zafira. Signum's response?



* Nanoha's reaction to Negi's MemeticSexGod-nesss is equal parts CMOF and TastesLikeDiabetes.

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* Nanoha's reaction to Negi's MemeticSexGod-nesss Negi is equal parts CMOF and TastesLikeDiabetes.

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-->"I have fought demons, monsters, robots, and summons, I have faced down the darkest depths and rescued my precious ones from its grasp. There is no obstacle I cannot surpass, no foe I that can outrun my shot. I am Takamachi Nanoha, ''AND [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I AM NOT A PERVERT!]]''"

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-->"I have fought demons, monsters, robots, and summons, I have faced down the darkest depths and rescued my precious ones from its grasp. There is no obstacle I cannot surpass, no foe I that can outrun my shot. I am Takamachi Nanoha, ''AND ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking AND]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I AM NOT A PERVERT!]]''"



-->That reason: Puberty.

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-->That -->[[BrickJoke That reason: Puberty.Puberty]].



-->ZOMG U GUYZ, PLZ REVIEW OR I NO UPDATE. ALSO, ME WANT FANARTZ, BUT ME NO PAY

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-->ZOMG U GUYZ, PLZ REVIEW OR I NO UPDATE. ALSO, ME WANT FANARTZ, BUT ME NO PAYPAY
* Arika, Negi's mother, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment doesn't let Kurt Godel off easy]]: She specifically built his cell with incredibly thin walls and right next to her and Nagi's room. This way, when the two have sex, Godel will hear EVERY DETAIL. Not only that, he's cursed so that [[TheWorkaholic he]] can only see his papers at night (which is when the sex happens), and should he ever think about Arika...
--> '''JACK RAKAN COCKBLOCKING PUNCH!'''
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* Nanoha's reaction to Negi's MemeticSexGod-nesss is equal parts this and TastesLikeDiabetes.

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* Nanoha's reaction to Negi's MemeticSexGod-nesss is equal parts this CMOF and TastesLikeDiabetes.
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-->That reason: Puberty.

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-->That reason: Puberty.Puberty.
* Author's PostScriptum for Chapter 25.
-->So, as a final departing gift, I need to fulfil a dare someone on the forum passed to me
-->*hem*
-->ZOMG U GUYZ, PLZ REVIEW OR I NO UPDATE. ALSO, ME WANT FANARTZ, BUT ME NO PAY
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That reason: Puberty.

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That -->That reason: Puberty.
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-->Just remember: Everything is happening for a reason. That reason: Puberty.

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-->Just remember: Everything is happening for a reason.
That reason: Puberty.
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-->"I have fought demons, monsters, robots, and summons, I have faced down the darkest depths and rescued my precious ones from its grasp. There is no obstacle I cannot surpass, no foe I that can outrun my shot. I am Takamachi Nanoha, ''AND [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I AM NOT A PERVERT!]]''"

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-->"I have fought demons, monsters, robots, and summons, I have faced down the darkest depths and rescued my precious ones from its grasp. There is no obstacle I cannot surpass, no foe I that can outrun my shot. I am Takamachi Nanoha, ''AND [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I AM NOT A PERVERT!]]''"PERVERT!]]''"
* The beginning and ending notes of Chapter 21.
-->Just remember: Everything is happening for a reason. That reason: Puberty.
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* Albireo Imma gives Negi the StealthHiBye treatment when he decides to call KFC "Albireo Chicken."

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* Albireo Imma gives Negi the StealthHiBye treatment when he decides to call KFC "Albireo Chicken.""
* Nanoha finally gets to test her skill against Negi. Too bad Puberty has decided to kick in, and with Negi constantly in her face, she has to revise her BadassBoast:
-->"I have fought demons, monsters, robots, and summons, I have faced down the darkest depths and rescued my precious ones from its grasp. There is no obstacle I cannot surpass, no foe I that can outrun my shot. I am Takamachi Nanoha, ''AND [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I AM NOT A PERVERT!]]''"
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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod. She ends up finding everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine and, more importantly, a fresh new batch of his mystical chocolates. Later it's discovered that said chocolates are essentially magic Red Bull, but for Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-humping the hapless guardian beast. Signum's response?

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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod. She ends up finding everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine and, more importantly, a fresh new batch of his mystical chocolates. Later it's discovered that said chocolates are essentially magic Red Bull, but for Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-humping the a hapless guardian beast.Zafira. Signum's response?
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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod. She ends up finding everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine and, more importantly, a fresh new batch of his mystical chocolates. Later it's discovered that said chocolates are essentially magic Red Bull, but for Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-humping the shit out of Zafira. Signum's response?

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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod. She ends up finding everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine and, more importantly, a fresh new batch of his mystical chocolates. Later it's discovered that said chocolates are essentially magic Red Bull, but for Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-humping the shit out of Zafira.hapless guardian beast. Signum's response?



* Albireo Imma gives Negi the StealthHiBye treatment when the kid decides to call KFC "Albireo Chicken."

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* Albireo Imma gives Negi the StealthHiBye treatment when the kid he decides to call KFC "Albireo Chicken."
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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod status. What she finds is everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine who just recieved a new batch of magic chocolates. Later it's discovered that they are a mage's version of Red Bull, but to Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-huming the shit out of Zafira. However the punchline is delivered by Signum:

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* Chapter 3 has Arf break into Negi's apartment, further cementing his status as a MemeticSexGod status. What she finds is MemeticSexGod. She ends up finding everyone's favorite chain-smoking ermine who just recieved and, more importantly, a fresh new batch of magic his mystical chocolates. Later it's discovered that they said chocolates are a mage's version of essentially magic Red Bull, but to for Arf, they act like the best aphrodisiac ever. What follows is one long sequence of Arf dry-huming dry-humping the shit out of Zafira. However the punchline is delivered by Signum:Signum's response?



* Chapter 4: Negi walks in on Fate changing and Arf lampshades her ironing-board status. Fate is not amused.

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* Chapter 4: Negi walks in on Fate changing changing, and Arf lampshades her ironing-board status. Fate is not amused.



* Nanoha's reaction to Negi's MemeticSexGod-nesss is equal parts this and TastesLikeDiabetes

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* Nanoha's reaction to Negi's MemeticSexGod-nesss is equal parts this and TastesLikeDiabetesTastesLikeDiabetes.



* Albireo Imma [[StealthHiBye steath hi-bye's]] Negi when the kid decides to call KFC "Albireo Chicken"

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* Albireo Imma [[StealthHiBye steath hi-bye's]] gives Negi the StealthHiBye treatment when the kid decides to call KFC "Albireo Chicken"Chicken."
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* "JACK RAKAN RIGHT HAND PUNCH OF COCKBLOCKING!"

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* "JACK RAKAN RIGHT HAND PUNCH OF COCKBLOCKING!"COCKBLOCKING!"
* Albireo Imma [[StealthHiBye steath hi-bye's]] Negi when the kid decides to call KFC "Albireo Chicken"
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** Signum also drops another punchline after [[spoiler:Vita wakes up on the kitten table after Hayate got some very interesting noises out of her]].

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** Signum also drops another punchline after [[spoiler:Vita wakes up on the kitten kitchen table after Hayate got some very interesting noises out of her]].
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** Signum also drops another punchline after [[spoiler:Vita wakes up on the kitten table after Hayate got some very interesting noises out of her]].
-->[[quoteblock]]'''Signum''': "You know there is a reason why Shamal and I sleep in another room. I would have hoped you could contain your antics to one room of the house."[[/quoteblock]]



* There's another one in the Chapter 10 omake where, after reading a hacked chatroom log, Chachamaru delivers this gem:
--> [[quoteblock]]'''Chachamaru''': "Perhaps the meme is insinuating that Chisame-san is using some form of device in order to properly penetrate the miniature horse."[[/quoteblock]]



* "JACK RAKAN RIGHT HAND PUNCH OF COCKBLOCKING!"

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* "JACK RAKAN RIGHT HAND PUNCH OF COCKBLOCKING!"
COCKBLOCKING!"
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\n\n* "JACK RAKAN RIGHT HAND PUNCH OF COCKBLOCKING!"

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