History Funny / DragonBall

---> '''Oolong:''' Not ''all'' about you, just the [[IncrediblyLamePun private parts!]]

-->'''White:''' Purple[[note]]Murasaki's DubNameChange[[note]]...you're skills are unparalleled...but your brains are unpardonable...

-->'''White:''' Purple[[note]]Murasaki's DubNameChange[[/note]]...you're skills are unparalleled...but your brains are unpardonable...

--->'''Goku''': [[CaptainObvious Gosh, I think he was lying.]]\\
'''Pterodactyl''': You're a regular Einstein. See ya!

-->'''Roshi:''' Come to me...'''''Immortal Phoenix!!'''''\\
''(Nothing happens)''\\
'''Bulma:''' Was that "Immortal"...or "invisible"?\\
'''Sea Turtle:''' Sir, if you'll recall the unpleasantness with the tainted birdseed...\\
'''Roshi:''' ''Gaaa'', that's right!! We lost the poor feller...

** What ultimately convinces Chi-chi that he's really Master Roshi? That's the name on his driver's license.

-->'''Goku''': Hey, you better change her back or I'm going to whack you again.\\
'''Boss Rabbit''': Whack me again?\\
'''Goku''': Yeah, whack you again.

-->'''Oolong:''' '''''Waitaminnit!!''''' Y'mean I've been risking my '''''neck''''' to help a chick find a '''''boyfriend?!'''''\\
'''Bulma:''' Not just a "chick"... '''''Me!''''' You should be proud to contribute to such a worthy cause!

-->'''Mai:''' Perhaps between that man's legs...\\
''*{{Beat}}*''\\
''*Pilaf and Shu look at Mai, then Pilaf looks away*''\\
'''Pilaf:''' We do not appreciate that sort of humor.\\
'''Mai:''' I'm sorry, sir. ''(Holds up some poop on a stick)''\\
'''Pilaf:''' ''Or'' Manga/DrSlump ''references!'' After all, some manga artists strive to make their work dignified! If you think we're going to pander to our audience's love of pee-pee kaka humor simply to boost the sales of this ''Manga/DragonBall'' comic, you are sorely mistaken!

-->'''Bulma:''' What do we do...?!! I didn't bring any sunblock! Oh, my '''complexion!!'''\\
'''Oolong:''' You're not gonna die quietly, '''are''' ya.

--->'''Oolong:''' Smells like we got here just in time.\\
'''Paur:''' It smells like we should have been late!

--->'''Jackie Chun''': Please step back, everyone, I'm a doctor! Okay... let me just... check for a heartbeat... (gropes her ass)\\
'''Announcer:''' ''(Annoyed)'' Excuse me, sir? I think you should wait inside.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[FullFrontalAssault FINAL FLASH!!]][[note]] In case you're wondering, no. She isn't aware of [[GoingCommando what she's not wearing.]]]]]]

--->'''Bulma:''' They're called Dragon Balls!\\
'''Goku:''' You mean some poor dragon-\\
'''Bulma:''' No! Not that kind!

[[caption-width-right:350:[[FullFrontalAssault FINAL FLASH!!]]]]

[[caption-width-right:350:[[FullFrontalAssault FINAL]] [[JustForPun FLASH!!]]]]

* There are a lot of CMOF in the first story arc, which makes sense since ''Dragon Ball'' was originally a gag manga. To name a few:

** Add the time when child Goku tries to have a bath with Bulma. Even funnier, Goku didn't even know what a bath was at that point.

** After Goku annoys Bulma one time too many, [[HilariousInHindsight she angrily states that he couldn't possibly be from Earth.]]
** And later that episode when Goku takes off Bulma's panties and discovers that her "balls" are missing.
** And that's just the set-up for a gag later on. When they meet Roshi and discover he has a Dragon Ball, he says he'll only give it up if Bulma [[DirtyOldMan shows him her panties]]. Bulma reluctantly agrees and lifts her gown, not realizing she's not wearing anything underneath. It's not until later when they get back to the capsule house that Bulma finds her panties on the floor and has an epic meltdown.

* When Chi-Chi first meets Master Roshi, she can't believe such a pervy geezer could possibly be ''the'' Master Roshi, so she decides to test him by throwing her helmet blade at him. He fails, but convinces her by showing his driver's license. For the rest of the mini-arc, Roshi wears a giant band-aid on his head.

* When Krillin explains to Goku about the Tenkaichi, we see a number of strange fighters including a BruceLeeClone, a gorilla with boxing gloves, and a humanoid PteroSoarer. The last of which actually enters the Tournament (it's Giran hidden in the shadows).

** After Goku annoys Bulma one time too many, [[{{Foreshadowing}} she angrily states that he couldn't possibly be from Earth...]]

*** Krillin's counter to that? Cheering for the Invisible Man... And then, as expected, ''[[WhatAnIdiot he thanked him]], '''even after Yamcha started beating him up'''''. [[LampshadeHanging Baba couldn't believe that anyone would fall for such a trick]], and ''had to tell him to shut up and finish the fight''.

* After realizing the Crane Hermit is having Chaotzu cheat and paralize Goku, Launch attacks him with a hammer. [[OhCrap Her slow realization she's bitten more than she can chew when he blocks the hammer with a finger]] is priceless just as him showing that, in ''Dragon Ball'', SlapstickKnowsNoGender.

** falling in a frozen lake due landing on a place where Eighter had damaged the ice. He nearly drowns to avoid detection;
** tripping and falling down a mountain, becoming a giant snowball in the process and continuing his descent until he hits a tree;
** he steals Goku's knapsack, and Goku, unable to reach him due the ninja's snowmobile, fires a Kamehameha. He misses, but causes an avalanche that buries Murasaki, allowing Goku to recover ''his lunch'' (he had left the Dragon Balls at Suno's house);
** after coming out of the snow, Murasaki swears revenge... Then the bomb that used to be on Eighter's heart lands on his face, courtesy of Goku throwing it in a random direction, and explodes. [[KilledOffForReal At least it was the end of his suffering]]...

-->'''Yamcha:''' ''(Teasingly)'' Such a surprise, Master Roshi...that one of of your students would be obsessed with women...\\

** While the group is walking in a dark cave, Bulma tells Krilin to go first and light the way with his bald head.

** Krillin thinking Upa is a girl and telling Goku how cute he is. This is somewhat understandable since Upa is a pretty boy, but ''Goku'' of all people corrects Krillin. This is the same person who couldn't tell a boy and a girl apart [[CrotchGrabSexCheck outside of touching them]]. Krillin is left very embarrass and for the record, Goku never checked Upa, he just knew he was a boy.

** Man-Wolf hates Chun because he's a reverse werewolf, and as Chun destroyed the moon he can't turn back into human anymore. How does the problem get solved? Jackie Chun hypnotizes him into believing that ''Krilin's head is the full moon''. The announcer promptly nicknames Krilin as "Full Moon Krillin".

* Krillin beating Chiaotzu by forcing him to do some hard math problems. Namely, what's 4 plus 3 and ''9 minus 1'' (Chiaotzu needs both his hands open to use his psychic powers), and then punching him while's he's trying to solve them. Made better by Chiaotzu, after failing to do the first one and getting punched, demanded to know what's 16 plus 27, only for Krilin to answer instantly and make his second question.
** The reactions. Master Shen declares that he should have taught him math too, when Krilin's bragging of his superior intelligence [[DitzyGenius Bulma]] asks him what's 130,000,000 plus 904,203,271 to take him down a peg (cue LuminescentBlush when he's forced to admit that Bulma's smarter), and then we're treated to [[BrickJoke Master Shen teaching Chiaotzu some basic math skill]] ''TrainingFromHell-style''.