Funny / Diff'rent Strokes

• Kimberly is trying out for the Olympics. When she's recalcitrant one early morning, the following exchange takes place:
  Mr. Drummond: "What's your name?"
  Kimberly: "Kimberly Drummond."
  Mr. Drummond: "Where are you going?"
  Kimberly: "To the Olympics."
  Mr. Drummond: hands her the glass containing a raw egg "Down the hatch".
  Then Willis balks.
  Mr. Drummond: "What's your name?"
  Willis: "Willis Jackson."
  Mr. Drummond: "Where are you going?"
  Willis: "Back to bed!"
• The end of "The Older Man" has Mr. Drummond make several accidental double entendres when he thinks Kimberly is rehearsing with her teacher, who is actually her much older date. The date, who thinks Kimberly is actually at least 20, is ecstatic at Mr. Drummond's apparent endorsement of Kimberly's sexual activity until Mr. Drummond says he wants to watch.