Funny: Diff'rent Strokes

  • Kimberly is trying out for the Olympics. When she's recalcitrant one early morning, the following exchange takes place:
    Mr. Drummond: "What's your name?"
    Kimberly: "Kimberly Drummond."
    Mr. Drummond: "Where are you going?"
    Kimberly: "To the Olympics."
    Mr. Drummond: hands her the glass containing a raw egg "Down the hatch".
    Then Willis balks.
    Mr. Drummond: "What's your name?"
    Willis: "Willis Jackson."
    Mr. Drummond: "Where are you going?"
    Willis: "Back to bed!"