History Funny / DieAnotherDay

--> '''Doctor:''' Liver's not too good.

* Bond needs to infiltrate the Cuban Clinic where Zao's staying. He goes to the hotel room of a rude guest who's also going to the clinic.
--> '''Rude Guest''': What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheely-chair!\\
'''Bond''': No? ''[Punches him in the head, knocking him on his ass]'' [[BondOneLiner You do now]].

--> '''Q''': Forgive my mentioning it, 007, but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.\\

'''Bond''': Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and she's [[ActorAllusion only got]] [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail a flesh]] [[OnlyAFleshWound wound]].\\
'''Q''': There's always an excuse, isn't there? 00-zero.

-->'''Bond:''' So this is where they keep the old relics, eh?\\

'''Bond:''' [''activates a switchblade contraption''] Hm, [[BondOneLiner point taken]].\\

'''Bond:''' Does this still work? [''activates an old jetpack, which Q then struggles to ground and disable'']\\
'''Q:''' [''Irritated''] Now look-\\
'''Bond:''' [''examining the shoe''] So where is all this cutting edge stuff?\\
'''Q:''' [''through gritted teeth''] I'm ''trying'' to get to it.

-->'''Q:''' Your new transportation. [''presses a button. A seemingly empty flat car pulls out of the tunnel and up to the platform'']\\
'''Bond:''' [''{{Beat}}''] [[DeadpanSnarker Maybe you've been down here too long]].\\
'''Q:''' The ultimate in British engineering. [''He walks by the invisible Aston, showing a visible distortion that makes it look like he's doing a [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Silly Walk]]'']\\

'''Q:''' As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work. Aston Martin call it the "Vanquish", we call it... The ''Vanish''. [''reveals the "Vanish"'']\\
'''Bond:''' [''Genuinely surprised'']... Oh, very good!

-->'''Q:''' [''Lists the various gadgets unique to the car, including'']... Target-seeking shotguns, which can shoot down mobile objects. Here, why don't you appoint yourself to the manual for once. You should be able to ''shoot'' through that in a couple of hours.\\
'''Bond:''' [''Examines the manual for a moment, then tosses it in the air'']\\
[''Car's shotguns lock on to the book and blast it into scraps'']\\

'''Q:''' Wish I could make ''you'' vanish. [''storms off'']

-->'''Messenger:''' The place needed redecorating anyway. ''(Both men smirk)''

-->'''Frost''': Are we still being watched?
-->'''Bond''': Oh, they left ages ago.
-->'''Frost''': Oh, God, you're ''impossible''! Come on, let's get out of here!

-->'''Graves''': ''[to Bond]'' Oh look! Parachutes for the both of us! ''[He throws one out of the plane window]'' Whoops! Not anymore!

-->'''Graves''': You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill ''you''. Time to face destiny.

-->'''Bond''': [[PreMortemOneliner Time to face]] ''[[PremortemOneliner gravity]]''!

-->'''Q:''' ''(notices Moneypenny while tinkering)'' Moneypenny?
-->'''Moneypenny:''' ''(she gets up and takes off the glasses)'' I was, um... just testing it out.
-->'''Q:''' It's very hard, isn't it?
-->'''Moneypenny:''' Yes. [[DoubleEntendre Very.]]
-->''(Q goes back to tinkering, only to pause with a "Wait a minute..." look on his face)''

-->'''Moneypenny:''' ''(she gets up and takes off the glasses)'' I was just um... testing it out.

-->'''Graves''': ''[to Bond]'' Oh look! Parachutes for the both of us! ''[He throws one out of the plane window]'' Whoops! Not any more!

-->'''Moneypenny:''' I was just um... testing it out.

-->'''Bond''': Time to face ''gravity''!

* Colonel Moon is introduced pummeling a normal-looking punching bag. The bag is unzipped, and a horribly battered man falls out. Moon says, "Get me a new anger management therapist."

* The entire [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZRYO8BcL4 Q briefing scene]]. John Cleese and Pierce Brosnan really did a great job with each other, and it's genuinely comedic with some fun character interaction.

-->''(Q goes back to tinkering, only to pause with a "Wait a minute..." look on his face)''

* The entire Q briefing scene. John Cleese and Pierce Brosnan really did a great job with each other, and it's genuinely comedic with some fun character interaction.

'''Q:''' The ultimate in British engineering. [''He walks by the invisible Aston, showing a visible distortion that makes it look like he's doing a Silly Walk'']\\