Funny / Die Another Day

  • Quite a few lines of Gustav Graves' dialogue are rather funny, notably:
    Graves: [to Bond] Oh look! Parachutes for the both of us! [He throws one out of the plane window] Whoops! Not any more!
    • And:
    Graves: You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you.
  • Colonel Moon is introduced pummeling a normal-looking punching bag. The bag is unzipped, and a horribly battered man falls out. Moon says, "Get me a new anger management therapist."
  • Bond needs to infiltrate the Cuban Clinic where Zao's staying. He goes to the hotel room of a rude guest who's also going to the clinic.
    Rude Guest: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheely-chair!
    Bond: No? [Punches him in the head, knocking him on his ass] You do now.
  • What looks like M to be in a hostage situation and Bond almost takes the Shoot the Hostage option, he shoots the hostage taker, only for Q to walk right through the "taker", leading to this exchange:
    Q: Forgive my mentioning it, 007, but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.
    [The "hostage situation" turns out to be a holographic simulator when Q takes off the glasses]
    Bond: Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and she's only got a flesh wound.
    Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there? 00-zero.
  • When Q first uncloaks Bond's Aston Martin, Bond knocks on the roof of the car a couple of times just to make sure it's real.
  • Screw it, the entire Q briefing scene is funny. Cleese and Brosnan really did a great job with each other, and it's genuinely comedic with some fun character interaction.
  • This exchange:
    Zao: Who sent you?
    Jinx: Your mama. And she told me to tell you she's really disappointed in you.
  • "Hey, boss. He beat your time"
    • The pissed-off look on Graves' face really sells it.