History Funny / DiagnosisMurder

* Everything about [[ShowWithinAShow Dr. Danger]] in the ''Trash TV'' two-parter is hilariously inaccurate to Mark Sloan's exploits (to his chagrin), from Mark being reimagined into a dashing young man with the name of Dr. [[MyNaymeIs Sloane]] who sleeps with his female patients, to him casually violating the Hippocratic Oath by shooting villains, to Jesse appearing as an ass-kicking [[GenderFlip female version]]. Then, when the lead actor Derek Shaw unexpectedly gets killed, the show's producer decides to ''[[DescendedCreator take his place]]'' as Dr. Sloane (at least until he seemingly shoots one of the extras on-set by mistake).

* In "Murder Two: Part Two", Matlock shows a witness on the stand a receipt for another character's stay at a motel. One of the charges on the receipt is a pay-per-view of "''[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]] Meets [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}}]]''". What on ''Earth'' could be happening in ''that'' movie?

* In "My four husbands" Mark enlists Norman and Delores to investigate a lawyer's office in attemtpts to clear Pamela Dorn, while in the office someone starts coming through the door, so they hide under the lawyer's desk. The person coming through the door turns out to be a security guard and maid, who proceed to have sex on the desk, with Norman and Delores trapped underneath, their faces are a picture.

* In the episode "The Busy Body", while dining out, a female cop approaches Mark telling him he's under arrest, his bafflement turning into mortification as she quickly reveals she is actually a stripper someone hired for him. He is visibly trying to slide under the table while Jack has a laugh at his expense. And to top it all off, she handcuffs him to the table - with his actual handcuffs, not trick ones.

* The killer is a con artist who'd been posing as a doctor. He and his female accomplice are about to escape in a private plane when Mark and the cops bust them. Mark tells the woman she should be thanking him as her partner "is no more a licensed pilot than he is a licensed doctor" and she realizes the guy barely knew how to fly.

* ''All'' of Tim Conrad's inept attempts to kill Harvey Huckabee.

* At one point, while dining out, a female cop approaches Steve telling him he's under arrest, his bafflement turning into mortification as she quickly reveals she is actually a stripper someone hired for him. He is visibly trying to slide under the table while Jesse has a laugh at his expense. And to top it all off, she handcuffs him to the table - with his actual handcuffs, not trick ones.

* At the end of "Malibu Fire", in keeping with the RunningGag of Mark being mistaken for Creator/PeterGraves (and Amanda for Creator/WhitneyHouston), Jesse is mistaken by that same reporter for Creator/MichaelJFox. Rather than deny it, Jesse instead launches into a ''hilarious'' on-the-spot impression.

* Also a CMOA, a blonde DITZ is interviewed by a police officer she has a sexual relationship with in a murder-investigation. She calls for Lamarr to show the cop where she was. Que she lays down at a bed, and pretending to die.
* At the end of "Malibu Fire", in keeping with the RunningGag of Mark being mistaken for Creator/PeterGraves (and Amanda for Creator/WhitneyHouston), Jesse is mistaken by that same reporter for Creator/MichaelJFox. Rather than deny it, Jesse instead launches into a ''hilarious'' on-the-spot impression.

* Also a CMOA, a blonde DITZ is interviewed by a police officer she has a sexual relationship with in a murder-investigation. She calls for Lamarr to show the cop where she was. Que she lays down at a bed, and pretending to die.