History Funny / DCRebirth

[[folder:Hal Jordan & the Green Lantern Corps]]
* In issue #12, the Green Lantern Corps and Sinestro Corps are fighting Larfleeze and his constructs and start smashing canisters from his collection to make him feel fear and power the Sinestro Corps' rings. Guy Gardner joins in on the fun, using a baseball bat construct to smash some canisters, using a bowling ball construct to smash some more, and then gets ready to smash one containing the ComicBook/New52 [[HotterAndSexier pretty boy]] ComicBook/{{Lobo}} with a football pass. Just then, Hal stops him from throwing the canister.
-->'''Hal''': Not '''that''' one. '''Trust me'''. Better to leave '''[[TakeThatScrappy him]]''' on the shelf.
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* For context, in the first story Batman needs to deliver Two-Face to a place that could cure him, but dozens of supervillains are chasing them, competing for reward TwoFace promised to those who save him. In issue #3 [=KGBeast=] attacks Bats and loses. When he wakes up the Royal Flush Gang are hovering over him on their giant flying poker card casually asking their competitor which way did Batman and Harvey go. He blows up their vehicle and leaves without a word.

!!Vol. 3 (by Bryan Hitch and Creator/ChristopherPriest)

* For context, in the first story Batman needs to deliver Two-Face to a place that could cure him, but dozens of supervillains are chasing them, competing for reward TwoFace promised to those who save him. In issue #3 [=KGBeast=] attacks Bats and loses. When he wakes up the Royal Flush Gang are hovering over him on their giant flying poker card [[WhatAnIdiot casually asking their competitor which way did Batman and Harvey go]]. He blows up their vehicle and leaves without a word.

* Funny/DeathstrokeRebirth

* Funny/BatmanRebirth

* In issue #12, the Green Lantern Corps and Sinestro Corps are fighting Larfleeze and his constructs and start smashing canisters from his collection to make him feel fear and power the Sinestro Corps' rings. Guy Gardner joins in on the fun, using a baseball bat construct to smash some canisters, using a bowling ball construct to smash some more, and then gets ready to smash one containing the ComicBook/New52 [[HotterAndSexier pretty boy]] SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} with a football pass. Just then, Hal stops him from throwing the canister.

-->'''Frost:'''Atlantis is a city. You're more like a mayor.

-->'''Hal''': Not '''that''' one. '''Trust me'''. Better to leave '''[[TheScrappy him]]''' on the shelf.

!!Vol. 4 (by Creator/ScottSnyder and Creator/JamesTynionIV)
* Martian Manhunter forcing Batman to admit that he [[CrazyPrepared really has bombs implanted in the moon]].
* When Superman and Martian Manhunter are set to enter the Totality with another Justice League member [[FantasticVoyagePlot in a small vehicle inside them]]:
-->'''Flash:''' Wait. Bruce, where ''are'' you?\\
'''Batman:''' I'm... [[AccidentalInnuendo inside Clark's body]].\\
'''Superman:''' ''[under his breath]'' To file under phrases never to be spoken again.

!!Vol. 3 (by Bryan Hitch)

* In issue #2, Batman is able to fend off King Shark by shooting him with darts laced with a foul-smelling chemical compound. Croc refers to it as [[Film/BatmanTheMovie "shark repellent"]]. Doubles as a meta [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome moment]] for Creator/ScottSnyder, for taking one of the most mocked memes in Batman history and actually making it plausible.

* Damian Wayne getting caught by Batgirl ''practicing different Teen Titans battlecries''. It's the most {{Adorkable}} thing ever in Bat-history.

* In issue #12, the Green Lantern Corps and Sinestro Corps are fighting Larfleeze and his constructs and start smashing canisters from his collection to make him feel fear and power the Sinestro Corps' rings. Guy Gardner joins in on the fun, using a baseball bat construct to smash some canisters, using a bowling ball construct to smash some more, and then gets ready to smash one containing the ComicBook/New52 [[HotterAndSexier pretty boy]] ComicBook/{{Lobo}} with a football pass. Just then, Hal stops him from throwing the canister.

-->'''Hal''': Not '''that'' one. '''Trust me'''. Better to leave '''[[TheScrappy him]]''' on the shelf.

[[folder: Batman]]
''[[Funny/BatmanRebirth Has its own page]].''

[[folder: Deathstroke]]
''[[Funny/DeathstrokeRebirth Has its own page]].''

[[folder: Detective Comics]]
''[[Funny/DetectiveComicsRebirth Has its own page]].''

[[folder: The Flash]]
* The Rogues deciding to just ''leave'' when they hear about the Speed Force Storm creating so many speedsters. ScrewThisImOutOfHere at it's finest.
* Issue #23, Barry and Iris bicker, causing an embarrassed Hal Jordan to mumble, "Alien invasion... like right now... ''please''..."

[[folder: Green Lanterns]]
* In Issue 7 of Green Lanterns, Jessica is about to bolt from Simon's house and calls ''DARKSEID'' to see what he's having for dinner. The ring's response is priceless.
-->'''The Ring''': Call sent to voice mail.

[[folder:Justice League]]
* Jon meets Batman:
-->'''Jon''': Hey, Batman. Do you want a cookie?
* During the denouement of ''Justice League vs. Suicide Squad'':
-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' Lemme get this straight -- [[GirlOnGirlIsHot I'd be the only man on the island?]]
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' There'd ''still'' be no men on it.
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[[folder: New Super-Man]]
* Issue #2 is hilarious, as Kenan Kong proves to be a more humorous Superman. Especially some highlights include;
** Kenan getting repeatingly zapped by a visor [[spoiler:made by Chinese Bat-Man]]
** The new hero being unable to comfort a small child as he awkwardly pats her head to comfort her.
** He then [[spoiler:reveals his secret to the world and everyone around him looks with joy, annoyance or 'I don't even know']]
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[[folder:Supergirl]]
''[[Funny/SupergirlRebirth Has its own page]]''.
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* Issue 2. Duke asks if Bruce if he trusts Gotham and Gotham Girl. Bruce says he doesn't trust even Alfred. Alfred explains that he's been like that even since he wanted [[KatanasAreJustBetter a katana]] on his tenth birthday and Alfred bought him a wakizashi instead.
* Batman pulling his usual StealthHiBye, utterly freaking Gotham out due to fooling the man's [[XRayVision Ultra Vision]]. Gordon on the other hand....
-->'''Gordon''': ''(smirking)'' He does that.
* Issue 5. We get the glory that is...[[http://static.srcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Batman-Rebirth-Comic-Alfred-Batmobile.jpg Alfred as Batman]].
-->'''Gotham''': What---who are you?
-->'''Alfred''': [[CatchPhrase I'm Batman]].
-->'''Gotham''':...No...no...you're... You're just a man. A man in a mask. And what is that? What is that?
-->'''Alfred''': Yes, well---
-->'''Batman''': Alfred, I'm here.
-->'''Alfred''': Oh, thank ''god''. (''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Runs away]]'')
-->'''Gotham''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
* "[[MemeticMutation Kite Man. Hell yeah.]]"

* In issue #1 Wintergreen angrily asks Slade [[WhatTheHellhero what he was doing when Wintergreen was captured by Clock King for a year]]. After a BeatPanel Slade says he was golfing, mostly. Wintergreen immediately switches to criticizing his golfing technique.
** In the same issue a flashback of Slade and Wintergreen trying to find a target in New Jersey and they are lost.
*** Slade has a Blonde colored Afro Wig and a Fake Porn Stache
* Most of the issue #4 is Slade and Rose trying to sneak into Gotham under disguise. They're both clearly driving each other nuts.
* Issue #13 has Slade fight Raptor, who had stolen his Ikon Suit, in his classic costume. Out of nowhere Red Lion asks him why he's wearing his trunks outside and looks like a pirate.
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* Bruce's gobsmacked expression when, [[spoiler:after revealing his identity to Kate, she shocks him by revealing she's known the truth for about a year-and-a-half.]]
* At the end of #934, the newly-forged Bat-team all grapplehook off the roof they were meeting on... except for Clayface, [[TheWoobie who sadly wonders how he's supposed to follow them.]]
* #936 shows a video montage of Batman getting the stuffing beat out of him by a large group of Colony soldiers. That part's not funny... except for a borderline {{Narm}} moment where one of the soldiers throws a mailbox at him.
** Spoiler and Clayface have amusing reactions to watching it, with Steph looking on in goggle-eyed horror and Clayface complimenting one of the Colony guys on a "good hit", which earns him unamused glares from everyone else.
* #938 features a couple as the team fights the Colony.
** Clayface admitting how cathartic beating up Colony soldiers is, then telling Batman he means no offence.
** Red Robin chastising Spoiler for remotely detonating a number of Colony soldiers grenades as she could have set all of them off. She responds by asking if he wants her to start making fun of his old costume's "showgirl wings" again, and he promptly shuts up.

* In ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth'' the Danvers don't mind flirting during an operation, when their boss or their foster daughter are listening.
-->'''Jeremiah:''' What did I miss?\\
'''Eliza:''' Just the launch, Jeremiah. But the new uniform sure fits.\\
'''Cameron:''' Years since I let you two get married and you still find ways to help me question that decision.\\
'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Comms are live. I can hear you two.\\
'''Eliza:''' We're your parents, Kara. We're not dead.
* Eliza Danvers has a witty sense of humour:
-->'''Supergirl:''' Eliza, Jeremiah -- Do you need help?\\
'''Eliza:''' Not at all! I live to to work hours cleaning twenty square feet.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Sarcasm is not unique to Earth, you know.\\
'''Eliza:''' Good. You already speak my language. This adjustment process will be easy.
* In ''Supergirl'' #1, Kara's attempts to fit in are hilarious:
** She doesn't believe that a vehicle fitted with an internal-combustion engine and without a holographic thought interface can be called a car.
** She often seems clumsy or dumb because Earth's customs are very strange and Earth's technology ''primitive''. She struggles with a projector because it might as well be a stone tablet to her eyes. The sad thing is, she was considered a genius back in Krypton.
* In ''Supergirl'' #1, as Kara is learning how to drive, she puts her foot on the brake... and through the bottom of the car. When it happens, her foster mother cries out: "Again?". It is even funnier if you know that cars breaking down when Supergirl was around was a RunningGag back in the Silver Age.

* In issue #1 Wintergreen angrily asks Slade [[WhatTheHellhero what he was doing when Wintergreen was captured by Clock King for a year]]. After a beat panel Slade says he was golfing, mostly. Wintergreen immediately switches to criticizing his golfing technique.

* Issue 2. Duke asks if Bruce if he trusts Gotham and Gotham Girl. Bruce says he doesn't trust even Alfred. Alfred explains that he's been like that even since he wanted [[KatanasAreJustBetter a katana]] on his tenth birthday and Alfred bought him wakizashi instead.

-->(she notices [[spoiler: Zod]] about to strike her)\\
-->'''June:''' DON'T! I'M...NO...I'M NOT HER! I'M NOT A WITCH! MY NAME'S JUNE! I'M A GRAPHIC DESIGNER! I'M A GRAPHIC DESIGNER!\\
-->'''[[spoiler: Zod]]:''' I don't know what that is.\\
-->(He grabs her)\\
-->'''[[spoiler: Zod]]:''' ''DIE, GRAPHIC DESIGNER!''\\