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''The Champion's Challenge
Early Campaign + Forrnest
E1: The Ranger Challenge PT. 1E2: The Ranger Challenge PT. 2E3: Disarmed and a Leg
- It turns out that the dragon who had slain most of Qwill's party was given a name after some harpies took it in. They call him Barry. The beast is no less a credible threat because of it, but the juxtaposition is hilarious.
- When she rendezvous with Taini in the middle of the night, Osra decides to ask her about what she sees in some of her party members. Their conversation leads to Osra recounting an amusing fight she had with Asole during their childhoods. Considering the outcome of the confrontation, it really places Asole's frequent grandstanding towards Osra into perspective—it's all payback for getting his ass kicked over something trivial.Osra: Dad told me... I don't really remember this all that well; I was little. But back when Asole and I were little, I remember that we were fighting about something—I dunno, the usual stuff that kids fight about when they're small. Like... 'Girls can't...' whatever, I'm sure, something like that.
Taini: 'My dad can beat up your dad?'
Osra: Yeah, exactly. And I guess I put him in a headlock? And then I sat on him. And I remember very distinctly that I got yelled at for it... by literally everyone but my mom. And I didn't remember exactly what she told me, I just remember that she didn't yell at me. Dad said she corrected my form.
Volkhanom
E5: The Barbarian Champion: Atlissa!E6: The Red Trophy
- The fight pit receives an amusing introduction midway through Osra and Cera's conversation about armor. One of the combatants in the latest match is thrown out a good distance away, and he says something very strange before falling unconscious.Cera: I think I'll stick with Orcish or Dwarven craftmanship.
Osra: The only true options that there are.
Hiten OOC: She will hear no words to the contrary.
[Back in-game, an Orc is tossed comically screaming into the air from the nearby fight pit, and he sails over Osra and Cera before crashing nearby.]
Osra: ... Oh!
Cera: Huh, speak of the devils!
Osra: Ya all right?
Orc: [dazed, laying up slightly] I'll have the.... Tapioca!
[The Orc falls back down, knocked out.]
Osra: Yeah, he's fine. - Osra signs herself up to participate in a local fight pit for the next day. Her opponent is slated to be Fuffy Bearkins, who shows up to size her up. Crafty reveals Fuffy's design to his players... and she turns out to be a tiny child in a bear costume dual-wielding squeaky toy hammers, wearing a permanent pouting expression on her face. The players absolutely lose it at the sight, even more so when Fuffy quickly demonstrates why she shouldn't be trifled with.
Lordpact
E8: Silent Night, Deadly Knife
- The party opts to use their bag of summoning purchased the day before during their fight with Bitov, and out comes a magical gorilla. For shits and giggles, Crafty decides to represent the ape with a picture of Funky Kong, and the party regards him as such for the duration that he exists.
- After Calum shares a tense conversation with Bitov regarding why he attacked him and his party, Crafty reminds the party that Funky is still present with them as a sudden means to liven things up.
- True to the episode's title, the Warlock Challenge is a direct recreation of Deal or No Deal. Crafty even plays the show's background music throughout the event, and Passione encounters some typical hurdles throughout their engagement—namely accidentally missing out on several thousand gold's worth of diamonds and eventually having to take up Helena and Angelo's deal to barely win. In other words, the hardest challenge for the party so far is a game show.
- Karloff introduces Osra to his scrying bowl, and she decides to use it to see if her father and aunt have made it to Elemix. She sees that they have... And that her Auntie Melee is tearing down the street after her panicked father to rough him up. Apparently, this is extremely typical of the two!
Elemix
E12: Under a Rock and a Hard Place
