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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11160#p11160 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11160#p11160 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], ~~[[spoiler:[[OhCrap~~ [[OhCrap two C-sec ~~officers]],]]~~ officers]], and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=21877#p21877 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=19379#p19379 In the same vein, Inconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11160#p11160 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''
--->'''Zoftan:''' Noneuclidean sandwich tassels: Oh. Oh wow. What just happened.
--->*Zoftan stares at a plate of hot wings*
--->'''Zoftan:''' Delicious gladiator souffle: It's so pretty.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=228086#p228086 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=852 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for salarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.
* Two volus challenge each other to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1307&start=50 MAN-TO-MAN COMBAT.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=583 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].
* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=128239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], [=MDEsmond=] notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2044&start=70 Reason for observation.]]
* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3670&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]
* You’d think a volus chemist would be more thankful to his saviors. Macul? [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=137771#p137771 Not so much.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2288 Suri]] [[ButWeUsedACondom has a pregnancy scare.]]
* A cold salarian MadScientist known for his willingness to sacrifice everything for the bottom line [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=121349#p121349 goes incognito]] at a masquerade ball.
** "YOU, DJ PERSON. THIS PARTY NEEDS MORE DANCING. ALL THESE FINE LADIES AND NO ACTION."
* What was supposed to be an impressive tour through a nebula goes [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5346&start=0 horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.]]
* An elcor in a top hat [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=208414#p208414 delivers a singing telegram of "Hello My Baby"]] in the middle of a funeral.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6095 An interspecies discussion on breasts.]]
* The Khar’shan News Network’s infrequent but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6512 lunatic posting]] finally touches on a quirk of the boards.
-->…Commander Shepard, a human so depraved and uncivilised that they do not even possess a first name or determinate gender…
* [[http://cdn.wikia.com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWICKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.
* As earth burns and the reapers invade [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51536 Abattoir]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51627 just]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=8#comment-51694 wants]] [[https://twitter.com/#!/red_shaitan his]] [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]].
-->You know that point where all you want is to retire in peace and just kinda disappear into the ether and watch the holo for the decade or so you have left, and then somebody calls you up and says “Abattoir, do you know how to blow up a planet” or “Abattoir, there’s a dragon from outer space in the Horse Head nebula and why are you laughing, I haven’t even finished the sentence yet”, or “Abattoir, I’m going to have to cancel poker night because there’s an army of husked batarians clogging the street”
-->And you assume that last one is an excuse, but then you go out for your first run of the day and there’s fucking warfare in the alleys and a fucking Sovereign is perched on top of the only convenience store in Uptown that serves halfway-decent cappuccino
-->Fuck, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
-->ALL I WANTED WAS MY MORNING COFFEE
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257418#p257418 A threat from a sociopath Cerberus Operative,]] prompts several board members to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257433#p257433 mock]] the [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6970 hell]] out of the son of a bitch. Even the [=RPer=] who plays Thanatos thought it was hilarious.
* In a considerable departure from his usual impression on the boards, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=258593#p258593 Viros Fenon manages to troll the boards in death.]]
** [[SkywardScream VIROS!]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=7822 An overweight krogan discovers that the last place on the citadel offering plus-size Tuchankan clothing is shutting down.]] His landlord then holds his last pair of pants hostage.
* A forum poster relays a story about a krogan mistaking a hug for wrestling technique and judo-throwing an unsuspecting batarian into some garbage. Cue another poster going [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7993&start=20 ”whoops.”]]
* As the Citadel comes under attack by Cerberus, a group of alliance marines hold out against a horde of troops. An aircar [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=8134&start=20 hurtles out of nowhere]] ejecting someone so that they smack into a bridge, peel off comically, and land in a lake.
* The Band's attempts to steal/retrieve the galaxy's last remaining panda bear.
* Standard Vorcha Cookshow.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=21877#p21877~~ php?p=23337#p21854 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=19379#p19379~~ php?p=66679#p19355 In the same vein, Inconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=11160#p11160~~ php?p=99960#p11123 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''

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* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=128239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], [=MDEsmond=] notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2044&start=70 Reason for observation.]]
* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3670&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]

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* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=128239#p128239~~ php?p=678239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], [=MDEsmond=] notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=6&t=2044&start=70~~ php?f=9&t=2554&start=90 Reason for observation.]]
* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=3670&start=40~~ php?f=9&t=0973&start=99 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6095 An interspecies discussion on breasts.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=6095~~ php?f=9&t=9995 An interspecies discussion on breasts.]]

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* As earth burns and the reapers invade [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51536 Abattoir]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51627 just]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=8#comment-51694 wants]] [[https://twitter.com/#!/red_shaitan his]] [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]].

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* As earth burns and the reapers invade [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51536~~ com/?p=1296&cpage=9#comment-51276 Abattoir]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51627 just]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=8#comment-51694 wants]] [[https://twitter.com/#!/red_shaitan his]] [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]].

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* A forum poster relays a story about a krogan mistaking a hug for wrestling technique and judo-throwing an unsuspecting batarian into some garbage. Cue another poster going [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7993&start=20 ”whoops.”]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=24477#p28977 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'Vl assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=33219#p19879 In the same vein, lnconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14230#p11370 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=99030#p16691 Zoftan.]]''
--->'''Zoftan:''' NoneucIidean sandwich tassels: Oh. Oh wow. What just happened.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=24477#p28977~~ php?p=21877#p21877 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her ~~'Vl~~ 'VI assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=33219#p19879~~ php?p=19379#p19379 In the same vein, ~~lnconspicuous~~ Inconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=14230#p11370~~ php?p=11160#p11160 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=99030#p16691~~ php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''
--->'''Zoftan:''' ~~NoneucIidean~~ Noneuclidean sandwich tassels: Oh. Oh wow. What just happened.

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--->'''Zoftan:''' Delicious gladiator souffIe: It's so pretty.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=528456#p229986 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=232 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for saIarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.
* Two volus challenge each other to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1306&start=50 MAN-TO-MAN COMBAT.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=756 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].
* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=128239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], [=MDEsmond=] notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2784&start=70 Reason for observation.]]
* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3920&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]

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--->'''Zoftan:''' Delicious gladiator ~~souffIe:~~ souffle: It's so pretty.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=528456#p229986~~ php?p=228086#p228086 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=6&t=232~~ php?f=4&t=852 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for ~~saIarians,~~ salarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.
* Two volus challenge each other to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=1306&start=50~~ php?f=4&t=1307&start=50 MAN-TO-MAN COMBAT.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=756~~ com/?p=583 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].
* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=128239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], [=MDEsmond=] notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=2&t=2784&start=70~~ php?f=6&t=2044&start=70 Reason for observation.]]
* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=7&t=3920&start=40~~ php?f=4&t=3670&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7788 Suri]] [[ButWeUsedACondom has a pregnancy scare.]]
* A cold salarian MadScientist known for his willingness to sacrifice everything for the bottom line [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=121559#p121387 goes incognito]] at a masquerade ball.
** "YOU, DJ PERSON. THIS PARTY NEEDS MORE DANClNG. ALL THESE FlNE LADlES AND NO ACTlON."

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=7788~~ php?f=4&t=2288 Suri]] [[ButWeUsedACondom has a pregnancy scare.]]
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* A cold salarian MadScientist known for his willingness to sacrifice everything for the bottom line [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=121559#p121387~~ php?p=121349#p121349 goes incognito]] at a masquerade ball.
** "YOU, DJ PERSON. THIS PARTY NEEDS MORE ~~DANClNG.~~ DANCING. ALL THESE ~~FlNE LADlES~~ FINE LADIES AND NO ~~ACTlON.~~ACTION."

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* An elcor in a top hat [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=208824#p204134 delivers a singing telegram of "Hello My Baby"]] in the middle of a funeral.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6675 An interspecies discussion on breasts.]]
* The Khar’shan News Network’s infrequent but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6512 lunatic posting]] finally touches on a quirk of the boards.

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* An elcor in a top hat [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=208824#p204134~~ php?p=208414#p208414 delivers a singing telegram of "Hello My Baby"]] in the middle of a funeral.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=3&t=6675~~ php?f=4&t=6095 An interspecies discussion on breasts.]]
* The Khar’shan News Network’s infrequent but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=9&t=6512~~ php?f=4&t=6512 lunatic posting]] finally touches on a quirk of the boards.

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* [[http://cdn.wikia.com/wiki/JorgaI_Dwick#DWlCKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.
* As earth burns and the reapers invade [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51993 Abattoir]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=7765&cpage=2#comment-59417 just]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=2896&cpage=2#comment-57654 wants]] [[https://twitter.com/#!/red_shaitan his]] [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]].

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* [[http://cdn.wikia.~~com/wiki/JorgaI_Dwick#DWlCKCAST~~ com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWICKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.
* As earth burns and the reapers invade [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51993~~ com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51536 Abattoir]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=7765&cpage=2#comment-59417~~ com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51627 just]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=2896&cpage=2#comment-57654~~ com/?p=1236&cpage=8#comment-51694 wants]] [[https://twitter.com/#!/red_shaitan his]] [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]].

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6211&p=257418#p257418 A threat from a sociopath Cerberus Operative,]] prompts several board members to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6561&p=257433#p257433 mock]] the [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=6820 hell]] out of the son of a bitch. Even the [=RPer=] who plays Thanatos thought it was hilarious.
* In a considerable departure from his usual impression on the boards, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=573593#p284893 Viros Fenon manages to troll the boards in death.]]
** [[SkywardScream VlROS!]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=7829 An overweight krogan discovers that the last place on the citadel offering plus-size Tuchankan clothing is shutting down.]] His landlord then holds his last pair of pants hostage.
* A forum poster relays a story about a krogan mistaking a hug for wrestling technique and judo-throwing an unsuspecting batarian into some garbage. Cue another poster going [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7673&start=40'whoops.”]]
* As the Citadel comes under attack by Cerberus, a group of alliance marines hold out against a horde of troops. An aircar [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5614&start=34 hurtles out of nowhere]] ejecting someone so that they smack into a bridge, peel off comically, and land in a lake.
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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=3&t=6211&p=257418#p257418~~ php?f=4&t=6951&p=257418#p257418 A threat from a sociopath Cerberus Operative,]] prompts several board members to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=3&t=6561&p=257433#p257433~~ php?f=4&t=6951&p=257433#p257433 mock]] the [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=2&t=6820~~ php?f=4&t=6970 hell]] out of the son of a bitch. Even the [=RPer=] who plays Thanatos thought it was hilarious.
* In a considerable departure from his usual impression on the boards, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=573593#p284893~~ php?p=258593#p258593 Viros Fenon manages to troll the boards in death.]]
** [[SkywardScream ~~VlROS!]]~~
VIROS!]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=7&t=7829~~ php?f=7&t=7822 An overweight krogan discovers that the last place on the citadel offering plus-size Tuchankan clothing is shutting down.]] His landlord then holds his last pair of pants hostage.
* A forum poster relays a story about a krogan mistaking a hug for wrestling technique and judo-throwing an unsuspecting batarian into some garbage. Cue another poster going [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=2&t=7673&start=40'whoops.~~php?f=4&t=7993&start=20 ”whoops.”]]
* As the Citadel comes under attack by Cerberus, a group of alliance marines hold out against a horde of troops. An aircar [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=5614&start=34~~ php?f=4&t=8134&start=20 hurtles out of nowhere]] ejecting someone so that they smack into a bridge, peel off comically, and land in a lake.
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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=24477#p28977 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=33219#p19879 In the same vein, Inconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14230#p11370 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=99030#p16621 Zoftan.]]''
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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=24477#p28977 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her ~~'VI~~ 'Vl assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=33219#p19879 In the same vein, ~~Inconspicuous~~ lnconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14230#p11370 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=99030#p16621~~ php?p=99030#p16691 Zoftan.]]''
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--->'''Zoftan:''' Delicious gladiator ~~souffle:~~ souffIe: It's so pretty.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=528456#p229986 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=232 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for ~~salarians,~~ saIarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.

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* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=3920&start=40~~ php?f=7&t=3920&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]

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* A cold salarian MadScientist known for his willingness to sacrifice everything for the bottom line [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=121349#p121349 goes incognito]] at a masquerade ball.
** "YOU, DJ PERSON. THIS PARTY NEEDS MORE DANCING. ALL THESE FINE LADIES AND NO ACTION."

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* A cold salarian MadScientist known for his willingness to sacrifice everything for the bottom line [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=121349#p121349~~ php?p=121559#p121387 goes incognito]] at a masquerade ball.
** "YOU, DJ PERSON. THIS PARTY NEEDS MORE ~~DANCING.~~ DANClNG. ALL THESE ~~FINE LADIES~~ FlNE LADlES AND NO ~~ACTION.~~ACTlON."

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* The Khar’shan News Network’s infrequent but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6512 lunatic posting]] finally touches on a quirk of the boards.

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* The Khar’shan News Network’s infrequent but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=6512~~ php?f=9&t=6512 lunatic posting]] finally touches on a quirk of the boards.

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* [[http://cdn.wikia.com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWlCKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.

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* [[http://cdn.wikia.~~com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWlCKCAST~~ com/wiki/JorgaI_Dwick#DWlCKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.

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** [[SkywardScream VIROS!]]
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** [[SkywardScream ~~VIROS!]]~~
VlROS!]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=7&t=7822~~ php?f=7&t=7829 An overweight krogan discovers that the last place on the citadel offering plus-size Tuchankan clothing is shutting down.]] His landlord then holds his last pair of pants hostage.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=26777#p28977 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=19219#p19879 In the same vein, Inconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11230#p11870 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=26777#p28977~~ php?p=24477#p28977 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=19219#p19879~~ php?p=33219#p19879 In the same vein, Inconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=11230#p11870~~ php?p=14230#p11370 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=11180#p11180~~ php?p=99030#p16621 Zoftan.]]''

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=528456#p228326 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=232 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for salarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.
* Two volus challenge each other to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1307&start=50 MAN-TO-MAN COMBAT.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=763 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=528456#p228326~~ php?p=528456#p229986 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=232 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for salarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.
* Two volus challenge each other to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=1307&start=50~~ php?f=4&t=1306&start=50 MAN-TO-MAN COMBAT.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=763~~ com/?p=756 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].

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* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3670&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]

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* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=3670&start=40~~ php?f=4&t=3920&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]

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* An elcor in a top hat [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=208414#p208414 delivers a singing telegram of "Hello My Baby"]] in the middle of a funeral.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6095 An interspecies discussion on breasts.]]

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* An elcor in a top hat [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=208414#p208414~~ php?p=208824#p204134 delivers a singing telegram of "Hello My Baby"]] in the middle of a funeral.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=6095~~ php?f=3&t=6675 An interspecies discussion on breasts.]]

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* [[http://cdn.wikia.com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWICKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.
* As earth burns and the reapers invade [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51536 Abattoir]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51627 just]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=1236&cpage=8#comment-51694 wants]] [[https://twitter.com/#!/red_shaitan his]] [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]].

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* [[http://cdn.wikia.~~com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWICKCAST~~ com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWlCKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.
* As earth burns and the reapers invade [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51536~~ com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51993 Abattoir]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=1236&cpage=7#comment-51627~~ com/?p=7765&cpage=2#comment-59417 just]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=1236&cpage=8#comment-51694~~ com/?p=2896&cpage=2#comment-57654 wants]] [[https://twitter.com/#!/red_shaitan his]] [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]].

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257418#p257418 A threat from a sociopath Cerberus Operative,]] prompts several board members to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257433#p257433 mock]] the [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6970 hell]] out of the son of a bitch. Even the [=RPer=] who plays Thanatos thought it was hilarious.
* In a considerable departure from his usual impression on the boards, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=258593#p258593 Viros Fenon manages to troll the boards in death.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=6951&p=257418#p257418~~ php?f=3&t=6211&p=257418#p257418 A threat from a sociopath Cerberus Operative,]] prompts several board members to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=6951&p=257433#p257433~~ php?f=3&t=6561&p=257433#p257433 mock]] the [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=6970~~ php?f=2&t=6820 hell]] out of the son of a bitch. Even the [=RPer=] who plays Thanatos thought it was hilarious.
* In a considerable departure from his usual impression on the boards, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=258593#p258593~~ php?p=573593#p284893 Viros Fenon manages to troll the boards in death.]]

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* A forum poster relays a story about a krogan mistaking a hug for wrestling technique and judo-throwing an unsuspecting batarian into some garbage. Cue another poster going [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7993&start=20”whoops.”]]
* As the Citadel comes under attack by Cerberus, a group of alliance marines hold out against a horde of troops. An aircar [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=8134&start=20 hurtles out of nowhere]] ejecting someone so that they smack into a bridge, peel off comically, and land in a lake.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=7872~~ php?f=7&t=7822 An overweight krogan discovers that the last place on the citadel offering plus-size Tuchankan clothing is shutting down.]] His landlord then holds his last pair of pants hostage.
* A forum poster relays a story about a krogan mistaking a hug for wrestling technique and judo-throwing an unsuspecting batarian into some garbage. Cue another poster going [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=7993&start=20”whoops.~~php?f=2&t=7673&start=40'whoops.”]]
* As the Citadel comes under attack by Cerberus, a group of alliance marines hold out against a horde of troops. An aircar [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=8134&start=20~~ php?f=4&t=5614&start=34 hurtles out of nowhere]] ejecting someone so that they smack into a bridge, peel off comically, and land in a lake.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=21877#p21877~~ php?p=26777#p28977 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=19379#p19379~~ php?p=19219#p19879 In the same vein, Inconspicuous Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=11160#p11160~~ php?p=11230#p11870 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=228086#p228086 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=852 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for salarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?p=228086#p228086~~ php?p=528456#p228326 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=852~~ php?f=6&t=232 its finale in particular.]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for salarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=583 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].
* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=128239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], [=MDEsmond=] notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2044&start=70 Reason for observation.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.~~com/?p=583~~ com/?p=763 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].
* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=128239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], [=MDEsmond=] notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=6&t=2044&start=70~~ php?f=2&t=2784&start=70 Reason for observation.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257418#p257418 A threat from a sociopathic Cerberus Operative,]] prompts several board members to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257433#p257433 mock]] the [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6970 hell]] out of the son of a bitch. Even the RPer who plays Thanatos thought it was hilarious.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257418#p257418 A threat from a ~~sociopathic~~ sociopath Cerberus Operative,]] prompts several board members to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6951&p=257433#p257433 mock]] the [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6970 hell]] out of the son of a bitch. Even the ~~RPer~~ [=RPer=] who plays Thanatos thought it was hilarious.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=583 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the [[MassEffect2 game]].

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/?p=583 This]] April Fool's post, which Lampshades one infamous moment in the ~~[[MassEffect2~~ [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 game]].

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=21877#p21877 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.']] CargoShip to the Nth degree.
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=19379#p19379 Inconspicuous Organic's goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11160#p11160 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Quint]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=21877#p21877 A woman discovers the relationship between an asari and her 'VI assistant.~~']] CargoShip to the Nth degree.~~
']]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=19379#p19379 In the same vein, Inconspicuous ~~Organic's~~ Organic describes his relationship with his goldfish]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11160#p11160 Quint throws contact hallucinogens at people during a party.]] [[HilarityEnsues It splashes on TSS, Hok, Desrevni]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard ~~Quint]],~~ himself]], [[spoiler:[[OhCrap two C-sec officers]],]] and ''[[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11180#p11180 Zoftan.]]''

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=508 The]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=561&p=28178 Dynasty Maker]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=605 story]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=661 line]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=764 in]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=845 general]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=852 its finale in particular.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1307&start=50 VOLUS FIGHT!]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=508 The]]~~ php?p=228086#p228086 The “Dynasty Maker” storyline]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=561&p=28178 Dynasty Maker]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=605 story]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=661 line]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=764 in]] [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=845 general]], [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=852 its finale in particular.]]
]] For context, note that the show in question is a reality program for salarians, in which the grand prize is the contractual right to have a child.
* Two volus challenge each other to [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1307&start=50 ~~VOLUS FIGHT!]]~~MAN-TO-MAN COMBAT.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3670&start=40 Kirok's reality-be-damned show crossover]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3317&start=200 Any time Macul opens his mouth. For example, his reaction to his capture by Gunslinger.]]
* Suri [[ButWeUsedACondom thinks she was impregnated]] by a slave. [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2288 Epic lulz ensued..]]
* A cold, calculating salarian MadScientist goes incognito at a masquerade ball as part of the "Who Goes There?" storyline. [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2977&start=40 His subsequent costume. That is all. (Look for the image in a post)]]

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* In a thread filled with [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=128239#p128239 fictitious Cerberus dossiers]], MDEsmond notes his [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2044&start=70 Reason for observation.]]
* In an Elseworlds thread filled with silly crossovers, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3670&start=40 Kirok creates an insane one of his own.]]
* You’d think a volus chemist would be more thankful to his saviors. Macul? [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=137771#p137771 Not so much.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=6&t=2044&start=70 Reasons~~ php?f=4&t=2288 Suri]] [[ButWeUsedACondom has a pregnancy scare.]]
* A cold salarian MadScientist known for observation: Dat Ass]]
* his willingness to sacrifice everything for the bottom line [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3670&start=40 Kirok's reality-be-damned show crossover]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3317&start=200 Any time Macul opens his mouth. For example, his reaction to his capture by Gunslinger.]]
* Suri [[ButWeUsedACondom thinks she was impregnated]] by a slave. [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2288 Epic lulz ensued..]]
* A cold, calculating salarian MadScientist php?p=121349#p121349 goes ~~incognito~~ incognito]] at a masquerade ~~ball as part of the "Who Goes There?" storyline. [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2977&start=40 His subsequent costume. That is all. (Look for the image in a post)]]~~ball.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=208414#p208414 An elcor delivers a singing telegram of "Hello My Baby"]], and it is ''hilarious''. [[MoodWhiplash It is preceded by the wake of a board member, and followed by a ridiculously creepy message.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5898 Televised debate between hammers-sickles and InfraStruct.]] Snarky krogan and former human student trade shots while being served under the table.

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* An elcor in a top hat [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=208414#p208414 ~~An elcor~~ delivers a singing telegram of "Hello My ~~Baby"]], and it is ''hilarious''. [[MoodWhiplash It is preceded by~~ Baby"]] in the ~~wake~~ middle of a board member, and followed by a ridiculously creepy message.]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5898 Televised debate between hammers-sickles and InfraStruct.]] Snarky krogan and former human student trade shots while being served under the table.funeral.

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* Khar’shan News Network give us [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6512 this]] line.
-->Commander Shepard, a human so depraved and uncivilised that they do not even possess a first name or determinate gender.
* Just about any of the Dwickcasts, but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6363 episode 69]] and its [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6560 follow-up]] deserves a special mention.

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* The Khar’shan News ~~Network give us~~ Network’s infrequent but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6512 this]] line.
-->Commander lunatic posting]] finally touches on a quirk of the boards.
-->…Commander Shepard, a human so depraved and uncivilised that they do not even possess a first name or determinate ~~gender.~~
gender…
* ~~Just about any~~ [[http://cdn.wikia.com/wiki/Jorgal_Dwick#DWICKCAST The Dwickcasts]] – a series of poorly-recorded podcasts detailing the Dwickcasts, but [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6363 episode 69]] and its [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6560 follow-up]] deserves a special mention.misadventures of an old, fat krogan camwhore.

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=258593#p258593 Viros Fenon. Even in death, he still trolls.]]

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* In a considerable departure from his usual impression on the boards, [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=258593#p258593 Viros ~~Fenon. Even~~ Fenon manages to troll the boards in ~~death, he still trolls.~~death.]]

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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7338 Velte'sen Nar Liead, proffesional hitman and sabotuer. This is what happens after four martinis. ]]
* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7872 Dwick discovers that the last place on the citadel to buy clothes fit for krogan is shutting down.]] On the second page, his landlord holds his last pants hostage for delinquent rent money.
** A forum goer than relays a story of a krogan mistaking a batarian hugging him for a wrestling technique and judo throws him into some garbage. Turns out it was [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7993&start=20 Dwick]]
*** The completion of the trilogy, the Citadel is under attack by Cerberus as they conduct a coup. A group of alliance marines and other assorted people are holding out against a horde of cerberus troops. Suddenly, out of nowhere [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=8134&start=20 Dwick]] comes in on an aircar and sends someone else in the car smacking into a bridge and then sliding off into a lake, with his trademark laugh heard as he flies off.
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* [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=7338 Velte'sen Nar Liead, proffesional hitman~~ php?f=4&t=7872 An overweight krogan discovers that the last place on the citadel offering plus-size Tuchankan clothing is shutting down.]] His landlord then holds his last pair of pants hostage.
* A forum poster relays a story about a krogan mistaking a hug for wrestling technique and sabotuer. This is what happens after four martinis. ]]
* judo-throwing an unsuspecting batarian into some garbage. Cue another poster going [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.~~php?f=4&t=7872 Dwick discovers that~~ php?f=4&t=7993&start=20”whoops.”]]
* As the last place on the citadel to buy clothes fit for krogan is shutting down.]] On the second page, his landlord holds his last pants hostage for delinquent rent money.
** A forum goer than relays Citadel comes under attack by Cerberus, a ~~story~~ group of ~~a krogan mistaking a batarian hugging him for a wrestling technique and judo throws him into some garbage. Turns~~ alliance marines hold out ~~it was~~ against a horde of troops. An aircar [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7993&start=20 Dwick]]
*** The completion of the trilogy, the Citadel is under attack by Cerberus as they conduct a coup. A group of alliance marines and other assorted people are holding out against a horde of cerberus troops. Suddenly, out of nowhere [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=8134&start=20 ~~Dwick]] comes in on an aircar and sends~~ hurtles out of nowhere]] ejecting someone ~~else in the car smacking~~ so that they smack into a ~~bridge~~ bridge, peel off comically, and ~~then sliding off into~~ land in a ~~lake, with his trademark laugh heard as he flies off.~~
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