Funny / Carry On Nurse

• When Nurse Axwell begins to fluff the pillow that Ted's head is resting on, this exchange occurs:
  Ted: What's going on?
  Nurse Axwell: Matron's round.
  Ted: I don't care if she's triangular.
• A nurse climbs on a windowsill to open a high window, giving Bernie an unexpected view of up her skirt. When she climbs down, this happens.
  Nurse: Do try to entertain yourself.
  Bernie Bishop: [weakly] I was.
• Mick approaches Ted with a razor blade and shaving foam, leading to this exchange:
  Mick: I gotta shave ya.
  Ted: Shave? Ha! My appendix isn't on my face.
  Mick: I'm not going to shave your face...
• Bernie's dramatic storytelling of his last day in the ring, finishing it rather weakly with "Broke me 'and".
• "What a fuss about such a little thing".
• The Colonel's scenes. Particularly the famous one:
  Colonel: Come, come, Matron. Surely, you've seen a temperature taken like this before?
  Matron: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, yes Colonel, many times. But never... with a daffodil!

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