The trenchant social commentary provided when Lane is found enduring the horror of being in the garbage truck:
"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
"I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
"It's got raisins in it. You like raisins."
Unfortunately the food didn't like to get poked at with a fork.
The skiing instructions everyone gives Lane in order to beat the K-12.
Practically everything Curtis Armstrong as Charles de Mar says and does:
"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy!"
"I think I just froze the left half of my brain! Look! (Waves arm around stiffly) I can't move my right arm!"
When Stalin offers a rather lame insult to Lane and Charles, Charles bursts into laughter. Like, a lot of laughter. So much laughter that Stalin eventually walks away in disgust, only for Charles to later interrupt Stalin's romantic dance with Beth because he's still gut-laughing.