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* This exchange between Ben (as Chromastone) and Diagon during the three-part finale is worthy of a chuckle:
--->'''Diagon:''' ''(to Sir George)'' Don't you tire, George the Triumphant?!\\
'''Chromastone:''' Give him a break! He's 2,000 years old, and he's been fighting ninjas all day! Of ''COURSE'' he's tired!
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-->'''Azmuth:''' You think I can't take it? [[BadassBoast I am Azmuth, creator of the Omnitrix, sculptor of worlds, the smartest being in three galaxies.]] Of course, I can take it.\\

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-->'''Azmuth:''' You think I can't take it? [[BadassBoast I am Azmuth, creator of the Omnitrix, sculptor of worlds, the smartest being in three five galaxies.]] Of course, I can take it.\\
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-->'''Kevin:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Look Gwen, you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.]]\\

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-->'''Kevin:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Look Look, Gwen, you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.]]\\



'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.]]

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'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[{{Beat}} …]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.]]

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** This is later followed by another meta jab with Ben turning into Four Arms and shouting his name like he normally does, and Captain Nemesis decides to also shout out his name.
--> '''Ben:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Why are you shouting your name out?! It's stupid!]]\\
'''Captain Nemesis:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint My name isn't stupid! Although, I have been thinking about dropping the "Captain" part- it doesn't really describe me accurately anymore.]]



* ''Everything'' involving Rath in "Prisoner Number 775 is Missing". At one point, he yells at ''gravity''. He tops himself by threatening the hole he made after falling out of the sky.

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* "Prisoner Number 775 is Missing" is one of the darkest episodes in the series, but it also has some of the funniest moments.
** The episode begins with the PowerTrio [[DiscussedTrope discussing]] [[TransformationNameAnnouncement why Ben yells out his aliens' names when he transforms]]. Later in the episode, Ben turns into [[TheUnintelligible Wildmutt]] to track Prisoner 775. He snarls indecipherably, and then a disembodied voice [[TransformationNameAnnouncement cries out his name]]. Then, the camera zooms out to show Gwen with her hands cupped in front of her mouth.
-->'''Gwen''': Well, he can't talk! Someone had to do it for him!
** This Becomes a BrickJoke when Gwen complains that she was going to do it for Ultimate Wildmutt, who can talk and did it himself. And again when Ben first goes [=ChamAlien=], he shouts "Overkill!" causing Kev and Gwen to roll their eyes.
** After failing to turn into Humungousaur twice (arguably due to [[UnspokenPlanGuarantee saying its name first]]), Ben deliberately names the wrong alien and gets the one he wanted.
**
''Everything'' involving Rath does in "Prisoner Number 775 is Missing".this episode. At one point, he yells at ''gravity''. He then tops himself by threatening ''threatening the hole he made after falling out of the sky.sky''.



* "Prisoner Number 775 is Missing" begins with the PowerTrio [[DiscussedTrope discussing]] [[TransformationNameAnnouncement why Ben yells out his aliens' names when he transforms]]. Later in the episode, Ben turns into [[TheUnintelligible Wildmutt]] to track Prisoner 775. He snarls indecipherably, and then a disembodied voice [[TransformationNameAnnouncement cries out his name]]. Then, the camera zooms out to show Gwen with her hands cupped in front of her mouth.
-->'''Gwen''': Well, he can't talk! Someone had to do it for him!
** Becomes a BrickJoke when Gwen complains that she was going to do it for Ultimate Wildmutt, who can talk and did it himself. And again when Ben first goes [=ChamAlien=], he shouts "Overkill!" causing Kev and Gwen to roll their eyes.
* After failing to turn into Humungousaur twice (arguably due to [[UnspokenPlanGuarantee saying its name first]]), Ben deliberately names the wrong alien and gets the one he wanted.
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** The end of the episode, when the reversal of Animo's ray turns the dinosaurs into chickens and makes the sheriff (who previously dismissed evidence Ben had gathered because the alien he’d transformed into wasn’t a registered US citizen) smart enough to instantly solve his crossword puzzle

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** The end of the episode, when the reversal of Animo's ray turns the dinosaurs into chickens and makes the sheriff (who previously dismissed evidence Ben had gathered because the alien he’d transformed into wasn’t a registered US citizen) smart enough to instantly solve his crossword puzzleCrosswordPuzzle.
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** And then the end, with Gwen asking if Ben tried to use her and Kevin's powers since she and Kevon got stuck with his. Ben's response?

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** And then the end, with Gwen asking if Ben tried to use her and Kevin's powers since she and Kevon Kevin got stuck with his. Ben's response?

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** Jury Rigg taking apart the brakes of Kevin's car. Made even better by Kevin's lack of brakes lasting the entire episode.
** The end of the episode, when the reversal of Animo's ray turns the dinosaurs into chickens and makes the sheriff (who previously dismissed evidence Ben had gathered because the alien he’d transformed into wasn’t a registered US citizen) smart enough to instantly solve his crossword puzzle



** Also, Gwen asking if Ben ever checked to see if he got their powers while they had his, and Ben realizing what he just missed out on.



* Jury Rigg taking apart the brakes of Kevin's car in "The Eggman Cometh." Made even better by Kevin's lack of brakes lasting the entire episode.
** The end of the episode, when the reversal of Animo's ray turns the dinosaurs into chickens.
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** As far as we know Ben has only turned into Alien X [[Recap/Ben10AlienForceS1E13XEqualsBenPlusTwo once ever]] at this point of the series and it was isolated from the public, so there is also the fridge logic on how Mr. Smoothie was able to put a picture of Alien X on a cup.
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* In "Perplexahedron", when Azmuth calls everyone to berate them for failing to stop Aggregor from getting 3 out of 4 pieces of the Map of Infinity, Ben points out that he's not helping them find Aggregor by just berating them and says that his words are not important. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Azmuth looks like he's about to argue]], [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness only to end up conceding Ben's point]].
-->'''Azmuth''': Tennyson!\\
'''Ben''': Hmm?\\
'''Azmuth''': Pay attention, this is important!\\
'''Ben''': No it isn't, you're yelling at us and telling us how stupid we are. That's not helping us find Aggregor so it's not important.\\
'''Azmuth''': (''livid'') Ben Tennyson you are... (''relents'') [[{{Touche}} absolutely correct]].\\
'''Kevin''': (''dumbfounded'') He is?\\
'''Gwen''': He is.
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-->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you have got to treat a car like you treat a woman.\\

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-->'''Kevin:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Look Gwen, you have got to treat a car like you treat a woman.\\]]\\



'''Fan:''' ''[timidly]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall After all the hype, the Alien X Smoothie was a real disappointment.]] [[TakeThatUs Kind of tastes like filler.]]

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'''Fan:''' ''[timidly]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall After all the hype, the Alien X Smoothie was a real disappointment.]] [[TakeThatUs [[SelfDeprecation Kind of tastes like filler.]]



--> Animo (furious): "Cut! Print! No retakes!"

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--> Animo (furious): "Cut! -->'''Animo:''' ''[furious]'' Cut! Print! No retakes!"retakes!

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* Gwen!Rath from "Inspector 13". "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, ANNOYING VOICE THAT NO ONE EVER SEES!"

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* Gwen!Rath from "Inspector 13". #13". "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, ANNOYING VOICE THAT NO ONE EVER SEES!"SEES! WE'RE GONNA BASH THESE STUPID ROBOTS ALL DAY LONG SO BEN CAN FIX THE ULTIMA... ULTI... SO HE CAN FIX THE STUPID WATCH!!"



--->'''Ben''': Gosh, am I stupid!\\
'''Gwen!Rath''' ''(offscreen)'': LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BENJAMIN [[EmbarrassingMiddleName KIRBY]] TENNYSON: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

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--->'''Ben''': Gosh, Boy, am I stupid!\\
stupid.\\
'''Gwen!Rath''' ''(offscreen)'': LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BENJAMIN [[EmbarrassingMiddleName KIRBY]] TENNYSON: TENNYSON! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!THAT!
** And then the end, with Gwen asking if Ben tried to use her and Kevin's powers since she and Kevon got stuck with his. Ben's response?
--->'''Ben''': ''({{face palm}}s)'' Oh, man!
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'''Ben:''' ''[angirly]'' '''WHAAAT?!!'''\\

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'''Ben:''' ''[angirly]'' ''[angrily]'' '''WHAAAT?!!'''\\



'''Kevin''': You know, Rath is the only alien that makes me wanna get a box of popcorn, kick back, and just watch.\\
'''Gwen''': Kevin, this isn't the time for- Okay, me too.\\

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'''Kevin''': You know, Rath is the only alien that makes me wanna [[PassThePopcorn get a box of popcorn, kick back, and just watch.watch]].\\
'''Gwen''': Kevin, this isn't the time for- [[NotSoAboveItAll Okay, me too.too]].\\
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* From the ''Cosmic Destruction'' video game:
** Azmuth’s childlike enthusiasm when asking to touch the piece of the Potis Altiare that Ben found.
** After a ContinuityNod to {{Pluto|IsExpendable}} getting destroyed in the season one finale of ''Alien Force'', Evil Waybig and Psyphon discuss whether or not Pluto is really a planet, with the latter quickly backing down on his stance that it is when the Evil Waybig threatens him.
** TheReveal that the Evil Waybig was Albedo is immediately followed by his vengeance rant stranded on the Moon complaining about the lack of chili fries. When he laments that it [[TemptingFate can’t get any worse]] for him, Lu from "Simian Says" appears with a wrench and gives him an offscreen beating for destroying the communications tower he works at, with Albedo begging "NotInTheFace" as he does.
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'''Kevin''': No! Stop understanding! Stop apologizing! Stop talking about your feelings!

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'''Kevin''': No! Stop understanding! Stop apologizing! Stop talking about your feelings!



-->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you've got to treat a car like you treat a woman.\\

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-->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you've you have got to treat a car like you treat a woman.\\



'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I made a mistake of some kind.]]

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'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I I've made a mistake of some kind.]]
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** It may be CharacterDerailment, but Darkstar is just [[WhatAnIdiot so]] [[TooDumbToLive DUMB]] in this episode in general that it crosses the line into being amusing, especially with Creator/WilWheaton [[HamAndCheese hamming it up.]]

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** It may be CharacterDerailment, but Darkstar is just [[WhatAnIdiot so]] so [[TooDumbToLive DUMB]] in this episode in general that it crosses the line into being amusing, especially with Creator/WilWheaton [[HamAndCheese hamming it up.]]
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--> "Your ears are over here with me. You can't hear a word I’m saying, can you?..."

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--> "Your ears are over here with me. You can't hear a word I’m saying, can you?..."you?"
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--> "Oh wait, your ears are over here and that's why you can't hear a thing I'm saying anyway..."

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--> "Oh wait, your "Your ears are over here and that's why you with me. You can't hear a thing I'm saying anyway...word I’m saying, can you?..."
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** Upon her defeat, Ma Vreedle gives a [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo familiar-sounding spiel]] that she "would've gotten away with it if it weren't for YouMeddlingKids"
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** In that same episode, Ben has been approached to star in a video game about him (supposedly,) so he does some mocap as Humongousaur. Then one of the spherical sensors comes off the suit. His reaction?
-->'''Humongousaur:''' Uh… [[AccidentalInnuendo One of my balls fell off.]]

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'''Gwen:''' [[[{{Beat}} gives him a look]]] [[TranquilFury Go on.]]\\

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'''Gwen:''' [[[{{Beat}} ''[[[{{Beat}} gives him a look]]] look]]]'' [[TranquilFury Go on.]]\\


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* This exchange:
-->'''Gwen''': You ''do'' have a heart!\\
'''Kevin''': ''[[[ManlyTears sobs]]]'' Yeah, that's what poor people have instead of money.
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* This exchange from ''Computer Games''. Kevin isn't smart enough to avoid putting his foot in his mouth, but he's smart enough to shut up once he's done it.

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* This exchange from ''Computer ''Video Games''. Kevin isn't smart enough to avoid putting his foot in his mouth, but he's smart enough to shut up once he's done it.

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---> ({{Beat}})
---> '''Kevin:''' Never do that again.
---> '''Humongousaur:''' Just trying it out.

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---> ({{Beat}})
--->
({{Beat}})\\
'''Kevin:''' Never do that again.
--->
again.\\
'''Humongousaur:''' Just trying it out.



--->'''Sensitive Ben''': I understand. I'm truly sorry.
--->'''Kevin''': No! Stop understanding! Stop apologizing! Stop talking about your feelings!

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--->'''Sensitive Ben''': I understand. I'm truly sorry.
--->'''Kevin''':
sorry.\\
'''Kevin''':
No! Stop understanding! Stop apologizing! Stop talking about your feelings!



-->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you've got to treat a car like you treat a woman.
-->'''Gwen:''' [[[{{Beat}} gives him a look]]] [[TranquilFury Go on.]]
-->'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I made a mistake of some kind.]]

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-->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you've got to treat a car like you treat a woman.
-->'''Gwen:'''
woman.\\
'''Gwen:'''
[[[{{Beat}} gives him a look]]] [[TranquilFury Go on.]]
-->'''Kevin:'''
]]\\
'''Kevin:'''
[[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I made a mistake of some kind.]]



-->'''Fan:''' Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, BEEEEEEEN, Ben, Ben, Ben??!!!
-->'''Ben:''' ''[angirly]'' '''WHAAAT?!!'''
-->'''Fan:''' ''[timidly]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall After all the hype, the Alien X Smoothie was a real disappointment.]] [[TakeThatUs Kind of tastes like filler.]]

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-->'''Fan:''' Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, BEEEEEEEN, Ben, Ben, Ben??!!!
-->'''Ben:'''
Ben??!!!\\
'''Ben:'''
''[angirly]'' '''WHAAAT?!!'''
-->'''Fan:'''
'''WHAAAT?!!'''\\
'''Fan:'''
''[timidly]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall After all the hype, the Alien X Smoothie was a real disappointment.]] [[TakeThatUs Kind of tastes like filler.]]



--> '''JT:''' *leaning forward from the back seat* So, what's it like being you?
--> '''Kevin:''' *deadpan* Awesome.
--> '''JT:''' [[{{Squee}} I knew it!]]

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--> '''JT:''' *leaning forward from the back seat* So, what's it like being you?
-->
you?\\
'''Kevin:''' *deadpan* Awesome.
-->
Awesome.\\
'''JT:''' [[{{Squee}} I knew it!]]



* ''Everything'' involving Rath in "Prisoner 775 is Missing". At one point, he yells at ''gravity''. He tops himself by threatening the hole he made after falling out of the sky.
-->'''Rath''': Lemme' tell you somethin', stupid Rath-sized hole! Rath will destroy you! *attempts to stomp on the hole*
-->'''Gwen''': Oh, for crying out loud. Ben!
-->'''Rath''': *pauses, then kicks dust at the hole* What?
-->(Gwen gives him a stern look)
-->'''Rath''': Sorry. *turns back into Ben*
* "Prisoner 775 is Missing" begins with the PowerTrio [[DiscussedTrope discussing]] [[TransformationNameAnnouncement why Ben yells out his aliens' names when he transforms]]. Later in the episode, Ben turns into [[TheUnintelligible Wildmutt]] to track Prisoner 775. He snarls indecipherably, and then a disembodied voice [[TransformationNameAnnouncement cries out his name]]. Then, the camera zooms out to show Gwen with her hands cupped in front of her mouth.

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* ''Everything'' involving Rath in "Prisoner Number 775 is Missing". At one point, he yells at ''gravity''. He tops himself by threatening the hole he made after falling out of the sky.
-->'''Rath''': Lemme' tell you somethin', stupid Rath-sized hole! --> '''Ben''': Time for Humungousaur! (Transforms into Rath)\\
'''Rath''': RATH! FINE, RATH'S BETTER ANYWAY! HEY, HEY, LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', MISSING ALIEN PRISONER! NOBODY GOES UNLESS RATH SAYS THEY CAN GO! BECAUSE RATH GOES BEFORE EVERYBODY! SO NO GO, YO! ''(Jumps and holds on to the ship)'' AAAH! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT, STOLEN PLUMBER SHIP?! 'CAUSE RATH'S GOT TONS MORE! IN FACT, I SHOULD GIVE YOU SOME OF MINE, SO IT'LL BE A FAIR FIGHT! AND AFTER THAT, EVERYTHING I GAVE YOU, I CAN TAKE IT BACK AGAIN! AND MAKE YOU LIKE IT!\\
'''Kevin''': You know,
Rath will destroy you! is the only alien that makes me wanna get a box of popcorn, kick back, and just watch.\\
'''Gwen''': Kevin, this isn't the time for- Okay, me too.\\
'''Rath''': AAAH! GIVE UP, STOLEN PLUMBER SHIP! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM RATH! YAAH! ''(Extends his claw, starts tearing the ship apart. The ship begins to crash)'' CRASHING'S GOOD TOO! RATH CAN CRASH ALL DAY! ''(The part of the ship Raths holds on to tears off, Rath falls down)'' OH, NOW YOU'RE USING GRAVITY! WELL FORGET IT! GIVE UP, GRAVITY! YOU CAN'T BEAT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH! ''(Slams into the ground)''\\
...\\
'''Rath''': LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', STUPID RATH-SIZED HOLE! RATH WILL DESTROY YOU!
*attempts to stomp on the hole*
-->'''Gwen''':
hole*\\
'''Gwen''':
Oh, for crying out loud. Ben!
-->'''Rath''':
Ben!\\
'''Rath''':
*pauses, then kicks dust at the hole* What?
-->(Gwen
What?\\
(Gwen
gives him a stern look)
-->'''Rath''':
look)\\
'''Rath''':
Sorry. *turns back into Ben*
* "Prisoner Number 775 is Missing" begins with the PowerTrio [[DiscussedTrope discussing]] [[TransformationNameAnnouncement why Ben yells out his aliens' names when he transforms]]. Later in the episode, Ben turns into [[TheUnintelligible Wildmutt]] to track Prisoner 775. He snarls indecipherably, and then a disembodied voice [[TransformationNameAnnouncement cries out his name]]. Then, the camera zooms out to show Gwen with her hands cupped in front of her mouth.



** Becomes a BrickJoke when Gwen complains that she was going to do it for Ultimate Wildmutt, who can talk and did it himself.

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** Becomes a BrickJoke when Gwen complains that she was going to do it for Ultimate Wildmutt, who can talk and did it himself. And again when Ben first goes [=ChamAlien=], he shouts "Overkill!" causing Kev and Gwen to roll their eyes.



* When Ben first goes [=ChamAlien=], he shouts "Overkill!" causing Kev and Gwen to roll their eyes.
** Turns out to be a BrickJoke from the beginning of the episode.



-->'''Kevin''': Moon base?\\

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-->'''Kevin''': --->'''Kevin''': Moon base?\\



-->'''Big Chill''': [[ContinuityNod Wait! I'm a mother too]]!
-->'''Ma Vreedle''': You are?
-->'''Big Chill''': [[CommonalityConnection Yes. So I know how you must feel.]]
-->'''Ma Vreedle''': Oh yeah? Where are your kids?
-->'''Big Chill''': Off in deep space somewhere. Maybe this wasn't the best example.

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-->'''Big Chill''': [[ContinuityNod Wait! I'm a mother too]]!
-->'''Ma
too]]!\\
'''Ma
Vreedle''': You are?
-->'''Big
are?\\
'''Big
Chill''': [[CommonalityConnection Yes. So I know how you must feel.]]
-->'''Ma
]]\\
'''Ma
Vreedle''': Oh yeah? Where are your kids?
-->'''Big
kids?\\
'''Big
Chill''': Off in deep space somewhere. Maybe this wasn't the best example.



-->'''Azmuth:''' You think I can't take it? [[BadassBoast I am Azmuth, creator of the Omnitrix, sculptor of worlds, the smartest being in three galaxies.]] Of course I can take it.
-->'''{{Beat}}'''
-->'''Azmuth:''' Ben Tennyson, take it from him.

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-->'''Azmuth:''' You think I can't take it? [[BadassBoast I am Azmuth, creator of the Omnitrix, sculptor of worlds, the smartest being in three galaxies.]] Of course course, I can take it.
-->'''{{Beat}}'''
-->'''Azmuth:'''
it.\\
'''{{Beat}}'''\\
'''Azmuth:'''
Ben Tennyson, take it from him.



** The Techadon [[AttackPatternAlpha Insectoid Defense Scenario]].

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** The Techadon [[AttackPatternAlpha Insectoid Defense Scenario]]. Splat... basically a high-tech flyswatter.



--->'''Ben''': Gosh, am I stupid!
--->'''Gwen!Rath''' ''(offscreen)'': LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BENJAMIN [[EmbarrassingMiddleName KIRBY]] TENNYSON: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

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--->'''Ben''': Gosh, am I stupid!
--->'''Gwen!Rath'''
stupid!\\
'''Gwen!Rath'''
''(offscreen)'': LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BENJAMIN [[EmbarrassingMiddleName KIRBY]] TENNYSON: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!



--> "Oh wait, your ears are over here and that's why you can't hear a thing I'm saying anyway..."

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--> "Oh wait, your ears are over here and that's why you can't hear a thing I'm saying anyway...""
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* This exchange from ''Computer Games''
-->'''Kevin:''' Look, Gwen. You have to treat a car like you treat a woman.\\
'''Gwen:''' Go on...\\
'''Kevin:''' ''*{{Beat}}*'' No... I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

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* This exchange from ''Computer Games''
Games''. Kevin isn't smart enough to avoid putting his foot in his mouth, but he's smart enough to shut up once he's done it.
-->'''Kevin:''' Look, Gwen. You have Look Gwen, you've got to treat a car like you treat a woman.\\
'''Gwen:'''
woman.
-->'''Gwen:''' [[[{{Beat}} gives him a look]]] [[TranquilFury
Go on...\\
'''Kevin:''' ''*{{Beat}}*'' No...
on.]]
-->'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy
I sense I've I made a mistake of some kind.]]



--> "Oh wait, your ears are over here and that's why you can't hear a thing I'm saying anyway..."
* Kevin isn't smart enough to avoid putting his foot in his mouth, but he's smart enough to shut up once he's done it.
-->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you've got to treat a car like you treat a woman.
-->'''Gwen:''' [[[{{Beat}} gives him a look]]] [[TranquilFury Go on.]]
-->'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I made a mistake of some kind.]]

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--> "Oh wait, your ears are over here and that's why you can't hear a thing I'm saying anyway..."
* Kevin isn't smart enough to avoid putting his foot in his mouth, but he's smart enough to shut up once he's done it.
-->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you've got to treat a car like you treat a woman.
-->'''Gwen:''' [[[{{Beat}} gives him a look]]] [[TranquilFury Go on.]]
-->'''Kevin:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[KnowWhenToFoldEm No.]] [[GenreSavvy I sense I made a mistake of some kind.]]
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