- Vultran is a Funny Moment Generator.Ynot: (Over intercom) Vultran, how is your little project coming?Vultran: Horribly, we can't decide what color to paint itYnot: Other than that, it's ready?Vultran: Well, yeah, but it REALLY could use a new coat of paint...Ynot: Get it on line NOW!Vultran: Okay, okay...We'll go with a ruby red...Ynot: VULTRAN!Vultran: No? Chartreuse?*Vultran is Walking away from a fight*Vultran: ...carry the two, divide by the reciprocal....Doppler follows VultranDoppler: Excuse me, but your math is all wrong...you wouldn't take the reciprocal and divide it again, you would square it...Vultran: But I'm working with Imaginary numbers...not as in i, but as in 'I'm insane, so screw off'Vultran shoves a vial in Doppler's mouthVultran: And because you decided to listen to my ramblings, you get to be my next test subject. Please, let me know what happens!Doppler spits it out, obviously unamused*Doppler: Well, you've broken the First Law of the code of Scientists... nev-He is interrupted by violent expulsion of stomach acidsVultran scribbles this on his armVultran: Interesting....Doppler: Why you son of a... *vomits some more*Doppler pulls out a communicator with his shaking armDoppler: This is Doctor Thomas K. Doppler calling whoever can hear *cough* me...I need backup, ri-He is interrupted by his falling to the floor and convulsing violentlyVultran: Wow, Your species does not react well to Dihydrogen Monoxide...Vultran stabs him with an antidote and walks away
- The ZFT trying to capture D-Klak at a restaurant.D-Klak: Who are you?Harold: We're here to take your order.Theodore: *quietly* Stick to the plan, stick to the plan. No one-liners! *loudly again* We're here to take your order.
- This post.
- Starscream: I dunno who you are, but you’re in an X-wing, so I kinda have to kill you by default. No offence.
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