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• Vultran is a Funny Moment Generator.
  Ynot: (Over intercom) Vultran, how is your little project coming?
  Vultran: Horribly, we can't decide what color to paint it
  Ynot: Other than that, it's ready?
  Vultran: Well, yeah, but it REALLY could use a new coat of paint...
  Ynot: Get it on line NOW!
  Vultran: Okay, okay...We'll go with a ruby red...
  Ynot: VULTRAN!
  Vultran: No? Chartreuse?

  *Vultran is Walking away from a fight*
  Vultran: ...carry the two, divide by the reciprocal....
  Doppler follows Vultran
  Doppler: Excuse me, but your math is all wrong...you wouldn't take the reciprocal and divide it again, you would square it...
  Vultran: But I'm working with Imaginary numbers...not as in i, but as in 'I'm insane, so screw off'
  Vultran shoves a vial in Doppler's mouth
  Vultran: And because you decided to listen to my ramblings, you get to be my next test subject. Please, let me know what happens!
  Doppler spits it out, obviously unamused*
  Doppler: Well, you've broken the First Law of the code of Scientists... nev-
  He is interrupted by violent expulsion of stomach acids
  Vultran scribbles this on his arm
  Vultran: Interesting....
  Doppler: Why you son of a... *vomits some more*
  Doppler pulls out a communicator with his shaking arm
  Doppler: This is Doctor Thomas K. Doppler calling whoever can hear *cough* me...I need backup, ri-
  He is interrupted by his falling to the floor and convulsing violently
  Vultran: Wow, Your species does not react well to Dihydrogen Monoxide...
  Vultran stabs him with an antidote and walks away

• The ZFT trying to capture D-Klak at a restaurant.
  D-Klak: Who are you?
  Harold: We're here to take your order.
  Theodore: *quietly* Stick to the plan, stick to the plan. No one-liners! *loudly again* We're here to take your order.

• This post.

• Starscream: I dunno who you are, but you’re in an X-wing, so I kinda have to kill you by default. No offence.