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* During the search for details on Germain, Arno and Élise come across a locked door within his last known location. Arno ([[GameplayAndStorySegregation despite likely having a ton of lockpicks on him]]) starts to suggest an alternative approach, only for Élise to just kick the door in. [[SureLetsGoWithThat Arno doesn't even complain]].

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* After Arno climbs into the building that Elise's ball is being held in, a [[ChekhovsGunman certain someone]] notices him from below.
--> '''Robespierre''': Get down from there! ''Now!''
--> '''Arno''': If I do, will you let me back in?
--> '''Robespierre''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What?! Certainly not]]!
--> '''Arno''': Then, if it's all the same to you... I think I'll stay up here.
--> ''(Arno shuts the window)''



--> '''Napoleon:''' You certainly don't look like a blood-crazed revolutionary. [[InTheHood The hood...]] [[LampshadeHanging is a bit sinister though if you don't mind my saying.]]

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--> '''Napoleon:''' You certainly don't look like a blood-crazed revolutionary. [[InTheHood The hood...]] [[LampshadeHanging is a bit sinister though though, if you don't mind my saying.]]



* As horrifyingly badass as it is when you realize Germain has the Sword of Eden]], Arno's reaction is pretty funny; the Sage raises the sword, lightning rips out of the tip of the blade, Arno leaps aside as though he dodges magic every day... and then pauses for a moment, realizing ''he just dodged lightning''. "What the hell was that?" indeed.

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* As horrifyingly badass as it is when you realize Germain has the [[CoolSword Sword of Eden]], Arno's reaction is pretty funny; the Sage raises the sword, lightning rips out of the tip of the blade, Arno leaps aside as though he dodges magic every day... and then pauses for a moment, realizing ''he just dodged lightning''. "What the hell was that?" indeed.

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-->'''Maréchal:''' And having tutored the mademoiselle personally in the arts of the stage, I must conclude that Brother d'Albert [[SophisticatedAsHell is a great ass]] and should no more be in charge of recruitments than an Ourang Outan should be in charge of the crockery.

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-->'''Maréchal:''' --->'''Maréchal:''' And having tutored the mademoiselle personally in the arts of the stage, I must conclude that Brother d'Albert [[SophisticatedAsHell is a great ass]] and should no more be in charge of recruitments than an Ourang Outan should be in charge of the crockery.



* During the [[HesBack Rise of the Assassin]] memory, if you take the [[RefugeInAudacity "let's pretend I'm going to be executed and then stab la Touche in the throat"]] Assassination opportunity, you get this exchange between Arno and his escorts.

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* Another piece of Abstergo intel is a discussion between Lemay and Gramatica on the Sage hunt, discussing the first three leads they have on finding a Sage. Case 1: a Sage in 500 CE, at the height of the Hun Empire. Gramatica figures it'll be hard to find an intact sample. Case 2: Arno Dorian, who's met a Sage. They'd rather find a Sage than someone who's met one. Case 3: a singer named David Jones in the mid-1900s. Gramatica figures that'll be a NeedleInAStackOfNeedles, [[OpinionFlipFlop and tells Lemay to go after Arno]], [[HowWeGotHere hence the Assassins cottoning on]].
* During the [[HesBack Rise of the Assassin]] memory, if you take the [[RefugeInAudacity "let's pretend I'm going to be executed and then stab la La Touche in the throat"]] Assassination opportunity, you get this exchange between Arno and his escorts.



* As horrifyingly badass as it is when you realize [[spoiler:Germain has the Sword of Eden]], Arno's reaction is pretty funny; [[spoiler:the Sage raises the sword, lightning rips out of the tip of the blade, Arno leaps aside as though he dodges magic every day... and then pauses for a moment, realizing ''he just dodged lightning''. "What the hell was that?" indeed.]]

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* As horrifyingly badass as it is when you realize [[spoiler:Germain Germain has the Sword of Eden]], Arno's reaction is pretty funny; [[spoiler:the the Sage raises the sword, lightning rips out of the tip of the blade, Arno leaps aside as though he dodges magic every day... and then pauses for a moment, realizing ''he just dodged lightning''. "What the hell was that?" indeed.]]

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* As you renovate Café Theatre, new rooms are unlocked, each of which holds Assassin records from times older - all of which are amusing.

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* As you renovate Café Theatre, new rooms are unlocked, each of which holds Assassin records from times older - all most of which are amusing.highly amusing.
** In a hidden room in the main hall is the "Report on the Recruitment of Mlle. La Maupin", penned by a rather daft initiate... and commentated by the Master Assassin who sent him on the mission. Brother d'Albert starts off by talking about his horse, at unnecessary length (M. Maréchal excises it from the records) before he goes to seek La Maupin (who he assumes to be male despite Maréchal having told him she was a woman, the fencing boards proclaiming she was a woman, and her name being feminine). He claims to have complimented her and had her take offense, whereupon she took their misgivings to fight a woman as a sign of weakness, drove her sword into his shoulder, and fled in terror (his companions reported that he tried to flirt, she kicked all three of their asses, and went to the bar for a drink).
--->'''d'Albert:''' Based on this irrational and illogical reaction, I must conclude that Mlle. Maupin would be a poor choice for recruitment.
-->'''Maréchal:''' And having tutored the mademoiselle personally in the arts of the stage, I must conclude that Brother d'Albert [[SophisticatedAsHell is a great ass]] and should no more be in charge of recruitments than an Ourang Outan should be in charge of the crockery.

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* Shaun's database snarking is back, now in the form of footnotes. From the entry on Jacques de Molay:

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* Shaun's database snarking is back, now in the form of footnotes.footnotes added to [what is most likely] Abstergo-written information. From the entry on Jacques de Molay:


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** That being said, it seems that [[NotSoAboveItAll not even Abstergo workers are immune to snarking in their databases]]. From the information on Village de Versailles:
--->Between 1665 and 1680, some 25,000 men and 6,000 horses busied themselves daily. One team worked days, the other nights by torchlight (the Church apparently tolerated work on Sundays).
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** Basically, she's pretending to have her "interloper" as "antelope", given their French accents. Then she asks to be taken to the Billiard Room. Credit where it's due: that's gold.

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** Basically, she's pretending to have her heard "interloper" as "antelope", given their French accents. Then she asks to be taken to the Billiard Room. Credit where it's due: that's gold.
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* A bit of Fridge Humour hits in the Sequence 1 memory, "High Society". In most stealth missions across the series, including in this game, you get desynchronized if you enter 'conflict' with the tailing target - which means that the Assassin in question never got noticed. However, if you enter conflict while sneaking through the party, Arno just gets kicked out of the gates - which means that Arno ''canonically'' got noticed at least once trying to sneak into Elise's coronation ceremony.

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* A bit of Fridge Humour hits in the Sequence 1 memory, "High Society". In most stealth missions across the series, including in this game, you get desynchronized if you enter 'conflict' with the tailing target - which means that the Assassin in question never got noticed. However, if you enter conflict while sneaking through the party, Arno just gets kicked out of the gates - which means that Arno ''canonically'' got noticed at least once trying to sneak into Elise's coronation initiation ceremony.
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* During the [[HesBack Rise of the Assassin]] memory, if you take the [[RefugeInAudacity "let's pretend I'm going to be executed and then stab Rouille in the throat"]] Assassination opportunity, you get this exchange between Arno and his escorts.

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* During the [[HesBack Rise of the Assassin]] memory, if you take the [[RefugeInAudacity "let's pretend I'm going to be executed and then stab Rouille la Touche in the throat"]] Assassination opportunity, you get this exchange between Arno and his escorts.
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** Shortly afterwards, Napoleon has his troops get him and Arno out of an otherwise sealed room... by shooting out the wall. With a cannon. And claiming it's "just a drill".
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** Basically, she's pretending to have her "interloper" as "antelope", given their French accents. Then she asks to be taken to the Billiard Room. Credit where it's due: [[Spoilers: The Templars are ''horrible'', fancy snarky bastards - but fancy, snarky bastards nonetheless.]]

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** Basically, she's pretending to have her "interloper" as "antelope", given their French accents. Then she asks to be taken to the Billiard Room. Credit where it's due: [[Spoilers: The Templars are ''horrible'', fancy snarky bastards - but fancy, snarky bastards nonetheless.]]that's gold.
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** Basically, she's pretending to have her "interloper" as "antelope", given their French accents. Then she asks to be taken to the Billiard Room. Credit where it's due: [[spoilers: The Templars are ''horrible'', fancy snarky bastards - but fancy, snarky bastards nonetheless.]]

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** Basically, she's pretending to have her "interloper" as "antelope", given their French accents. Then she asks to be taken to the Billiard Room. Credit where it's due: [[spoilers: [[Spoilers: The Templars are ''horrible'', fancy snarky bastards - but fancy, snarky bastards nonetheless.]]

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