Funny / Assassin's Creed: Initiates

• When Gavin sends Rebecca and Shaun to be his eyes and ears in America, Rebecca suspects he has some ulterior motives.
  Rebecca: Are we getting kicked off the boat because Shaun keeps puking?
  Gavin: Godspeed, Assassins.
  Shaun: *blorf*
• The discussion among the Assassin crew of the Altair II about who the leader of the Onmoraki-Gumi is interesting, to say the least:
  Eric Cooper heard that it was a 64-year old woman who killed her own family. Dr. Stephanie Chiu found a tweet that claimed it was a castrated former porn star. Emmett said that if he couldn't find anything about her, she didn't exist, but Emmett was stoned and talking to a lamp.
• Philippe Chartrand, one of the memory researchers on the Kenway Line, is stuck having to relive the life of Edward's father, shoveling sheep manure.
• William trolling the Initiate moles that he was going to kill them only to reveal he was fine with having them around.
  William: You have to let an old man have his fun.