Funny: Alien: Resurrection

  • Alien Ressurrection also has several moments of humor, though mostly dark comedy.
    • Captain Elgyn of the Betty giving an officer on the Auriga his authorization.
    "Here is my authorization, son; it's E.A.T.M.E.
    "I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that please?"
  • "Intruder on level one. All aliens please report to level one."
  • Ripley has just been captured by the aliens, but the others are forced to flee and are unable to go back and help her.
    Call: "We can't leave her! This isn't right."
    Purvis: (gloomily) "I've been telling myself that all day..."
  • Johner and Vriess screaming on re-entry.
  • A deleted scene has Ripley asking the scientists if they're from Weyland-Yutani. Turns out WY doesn't exit anymore - it was bought out by Wal Mart.