Speakonia Adventures
is the title of a comedic fanfic by Mr. Fanfic Guy, the same author who wrote Lucky Star: After Story. This may be the first ever fanfic uploaded to Fanfiction.net that focuses exclusively on Speakonia and other text-to-speech voices.
The story focuses on Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary and Microsoft Anna, while L&H Michael, L&H Michelle, and Radar Overseer Scotty, along with 2 other characters also make appearances. Chapter 1 was uploaded on June 16, 2013 (to celebrate Father's Day, according to the author) on both Fanfiction.net and DeviantArt.com, where it can also be read here
This fanfic has its own continuity, like most Speakonia videos. For example, Microsoft Sam is currently dating Microsoft Anna, who used to be his rival, while Microsoft Mike is Sam's younger brother and he is currently dating Microsoft Mary.
Speakonia Adventures provides examples of:
- Always Identical Twins: L&H Michael and L&H Michelle are fraternal twins, but you can tell them apart because of their different hair and eye color.
- Amusing Injuries: Sam inflicts some of these onto Mr. Fanfic Guy, after he destroyed Sam's Lols-Royce.
- Berserk Button: DO NOT crash into Sam's Lols-Royce. He paid $300,000 for that car. Mr. Fanfic Guy learned that the hard way.
- To a lesser extent, don't try to eat a banana in front of Banana or he will chase you around and swing at you with a mallet, as Mike found out. It's a long story.
- Butt-Monkey: Mr. Fanfic Guy (the author himself) is an example. After he wrecks Sam's expensive Lols-Royce by crashing into it with his funny car, Sam gives him the wedgie of his life by hanging him by his underwear from the flagpole.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Sam yells out the immortal profanity line GODDAMNITSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK twice in the first chapter alone. He also said HOLY CRAP ASS SHIT MOTHER FUCKING TACOS earlier in the chapter.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Mr. Fanfic Guy is on the receiving end of this in Chapter 1, after he accidentally trashes Sam's Lols-Royce. Sam responds by whacking him in the back with a caveman's club, punching him in the face a few times, and finally hanging him by his underpants from the flagpole, giving him the wedgie of his life. Though to be fair, Sam did sincerely apologize afterward.
- Heel–Face Turn: According to the author, Anna was Sam's former rival. Sometime before the start of the story however, they set aside their differences and eventually started dating.
- Official Couple: Microsoft Sam/Microsoft Anna and Microsoft Mike/Microsoft Mary.
- Shout-Out: Chapter 1's introduction mentions a few TTS video makers such as Thunderbirds101 and davemadson. And when Sam sees his wrecked Lols-Royce, he shouts GODDAMNITSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK, in another shoutout to Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors.
