Drinking Game / Two Guys and Guy

"I feel alcohol about that shit ."

—Wayne W. Wayne

• Drink whenever...
  • Alcohol is seen or mentioned.
  • Guy treats Wayne like crap.
    • Twice if she's not even mad at him at the moment.
  • Wayne treats anyone like crap.
    • Twice if it's Lars.
  • Wayne tries to write.
  • Frank does or says something seriously weird.

• Take a shot whenever...
  • Wayne is injured.
    • Take two shots if his injuries are irreversible, or if he's diagnosed with a life threatening disease.
    • Take three if he dies.
  • Guy dishes out a Disproportionate Retribution.
  • Frank appears naked.
  • Things seem to be going well for Wayne.
    • Twice if they actually do go well.
  • Frank is implied to be a Serial Killer.
  • A character goes to a therapy session.
  • Wayne says something smart.
  • Guy shows lack of self-awareness.
  • Frank invents a Doomsday Device.
  • Frank does something perfectly mundane.
    • Twice if Wayne shows disbelief.