There's a hangover filter on, so feel free to drink as much as you want!
- Drink every time Tahani name drops a famous friend of hers.
- Take a shot every time there's a bit of foreshadowing.
- Note that if you attempt this during the first season, you might die of alcohol poisoning, even with the filter.
- Take a shot every time someone is unable to swear and uses a substitute ("forked up," "what a bench," etc).
- Take a shot every time someone calls for Janet, and she appears right behind them.
- Take a shot every time there's a mention of frozen yoghurt.
- Take a shot every time someone insults moral philosophy professors.
- Take two whenever Eleanor gets a philosopher's name wrong.
- Down your glass when she actually gets a quote/idea right.
- Take two whenever Eleanor gets a philosopher's name wrong.
- Take a shot every time Janet insists that she isn't a girl and/or robot.
- Take a shot every time Jason mentions the Jacksonville Jaguars.
- Take two if he mentions Blake Bortles.
- Finish the glass when he says something insightful and on-topic.
- Take a shot every time Michael adjusts his bow tie.
- Here on the wiki, take a shot whenever you read a variation on "while it's played for laughs", two shots on the tear-jerkers page.