Lucifer owns a nightclub, so go ahead, take a drink, or ask Maze to serve you a drink. We know that's what you truly desire.
And now that you're at it, take a drink when
- Lucifer says "Detective"
- Lucifer says "Helloooo!"
- Bonus sip if it's to an inanimate object.
- Chloe answers the phone and says "Decker"
- Chloe rolls her eyes
- Maze says she likes sex, violence, or both
- Maze and/or Lucifer make a sexual joke
- Lucifer Title Drops the episode
- Take three shots whenever someone else drops the title of the episode
- Down your drink when the title of the episode is not mentioned at all
- Lucifer asks someone "What is it you truly desire?"
- Two if said desire suprises or disappoints Lucifer.
- Amenadiel is brooding
- Amenadiel over-mis-interprets something trivial
- Lucifer says he's the Devil and nobody believes that
- Take 2 shots whenever Lucifer's friends realize he's the Devil
- Linda gives a sensible and reasonable advice, but Lucifer understands it all wrong
- Take another drink when another character understands it all wrong
- Down your drink when Lucifer understands her advice correctly
- Trixie runs to hug Lucifer
- Anyone hugs Lucifer and he recoils/tenses
- Down your drink when he does not recoil or initiates the hug
- Trixie eats chocolate cake
- Trixie is a little Magnificent Bastard
- Lucifer reveals sensitive information about the case in a careless talk with someone
- Goddess is an Innocent Fanservice Girl, much to Lucifer's squick
- Daniel is a Butt-Monkey
- Lucifer reveals his devil face
- Lucifer blames God for something
- Lucifer finds some tenuous detail that links the most recent case and his ongoing craziness
- Anyone ships Deckerstar (Lucifer/Chloe)
- Take two drinks if it's Ella
- Pierce talks about his immortality
- Ella ships Pecker (Pierce/Chloe)
- Ella goes on a tangent completely off-topic
- Ella does a dramatic introduction of a murder victim / a dramatic murder reenactment
- Michael is a dick
- Lucifer has sex or mentions it
- Lucifer calls Dan "Detective Douche"
- God or Goddess embarrass Lucifer
- Down your entire glass whenever one character impersonates another
- Rory is mad at her father.
- During questioning, the suspect says "X is dead?"