May as well take something to drink from the cantina.
- Take a sip whenever you lose and get the "SHOCK WARNING!" Take two if it's not shocking in the slightest.
- Take a sip every time you see something that's clearly from the 1950s.
- Take a sip if you have to resort to a hint. Continue drinking if you need a higher level.
- Take a sip for every line that's actually voiced (more powerful if you're playing the CD version).
- Take a shot if you see something highly stereotypical.
- Take a shot every time you end up in the canoe.
- Take a shot at the end of each chapter.
